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[Deadmanwalking]

whenever we go out to eat at a restaraunt.. i pay the bill with nickels and dimes and tip in pennies and we go during lunch so the waiter has to carry the change in her pocket all day and annoy other customers walkin around jinglin.

Yo, i could really imagine this happenning.....LOL

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, ya moms gave you a shape up w/a hot brick.

[shekinahsmoke]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... you must think you Corey Red tryin' ta "Crash the Party" like that son, like what!, you must have the spirit of bitterness and that's why ya ain't laffin' son... like what, yo....



















sidenote: this is all a joke bro... you really think we mean all of the nonsense we've posted here??.. that's exactly NONSENSE.. this don't make any sense, bro.. for real... and if you felt offended by anything I (or anyone else posted in here) then I apologize... JUST LIKE THAT SON, THAT'S HARDCORE, LIKE THAT SON.. CUZ LIKE SHAI LINNE SAID SON, IF YOU THINK BEING MEEK IS WEAK TRY TO BE MEEK FOR A WEEK SON, just like that!

I know I was being salty.. lol .. salty.... LOL... .

pretty much.....and to think we're the one's responsible to head a household

:sike!:

[noblevessel]

ayo, ya moms gave you a shape up w/a hot brick.

lol...

[maskilz]

i talk on my cell phone on public busses just to make people mad even tho i have a car

whenever we go out to eat at a restaraunt.. i pay the bill with nickels and dimes and tip in pennies and we go during lunch so the waiter has to carry the change in her pocket all day and annoy other customers walkin around jinglin.

lol and straight up mean

[JARZJR]

I'm ya baby's daddy's daddy's baby's daddy. put it on the maury show...

So.... you're my Grandpa?


lol... son you mad soft... old Gramps soft... I sneak up on you when you takin a nap and but super glue all up in you dentures... When you wake up you can't do nothin but grunt and moan.... Then i eat ya favorite meal in front of you..........."Why!?", You ask.... 'Cuz i got NO heart...

[zacchaeus]

son, i steal your myspace page and make it MY SPACE!!!

i jack christian rappers for their CDs then sell them on ebay at the Buy It Now rate. WHAT!!!

i'm wild son, i make calvin and arminius homeboys and come up with a new doctrine called "calvins' arms", yeah, and it has 4 points called P.O.O.P. where People Occasionally/Oftentimes Participate. WHAT!!! reform that!!

i make you give up your real name like a muslim and replace it with a Y. like, why the heck you give up your real name son?

i'm so hard, every time i walk i cause tremors in Indonesia and on Wall St. WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

you a chicken feather gangsta son! i meant every single word i said son!!! im just to raw like that

A yo, I'm chicken feather? Homie please...not only are you a lame duck, you're also "plain" and I'm like michael jackson's ranch...you'll "neverland"

I meant every word too...
I straight up Joel Osteen shekinahsmoke...I pm shekinahsmoke but there's cyanide in the pm I sent and it's bound to smoke up...why? cuz I'm Jim Jones like that

Forget all you constipated wanksta poopers..
Yo, I ate earth, wind, and fire...and poop Captain Planet...now that's gangsta...I already had the water and heart in me...Now what!!!

I'm cold hearted, man...
Check this out! I called Tiger Woods cell phone and asked to speak to "Uncle Tom" ...why? because I'm like the Grand Master...I'm Green

[phil]

It wasn't rap, was kinda pop/soft rock/contemporary music, a singer called Marcos Witt

i eat pop/soft rock/contemporary music!!!

[CHRISTion]

A yo, I'm chicken feather? Homie please...not only are you a lame duck, you're also "plain" and I'm like michael jackson's ranch...you'll "neverland"

I meant every word too...
I straight up Joel Osteen shekinahsmoke...I pm shekinahsmoke but there's cyanide in the pm I sent and it's bound to smoke up...why? cuz I'm Jim Jones like that

Forget all you constipated wanksta poopers..
Yo, I ate earth, wind, and fire...and poop Captain Planet...now that's gangsta...I already had the water and heart in me...Now what!!!

I'm cold hearted, man...
Check this out! I called Tiger Woods cell phone and asked to speak to "Uncle Tom" ...why? because I'm like the Grand Master...I'm Green

This...was...huh...larious

This thread must go down as the greatest thread EVER

[noblevessel]

I ate Bee Bee and Cee Cee and pooped Winans Phase 2....I'm carniviorisly comtemporary gospel like that...a canabal...I'll replace your Grandpa's false teeth with tic tacs and chiclets...then make him drink a soda and eat a 3 week old porkchop with no utinsels simply for entertainment value...I mass produce bears that shoot eagles that shoot bees out of their beaks for the heck of it...

[Deadmanwalking]

I ate Bee Bee and Cee Cee and pooped Winans Phase 2....I'm carniviorisly comtemporary gospel like that...a canabal...I'll replace your Grandpa's false teeth with tic tacs and chiclets...then make him drink a soda and eat a 3 week old porkchop with no utinsels simply for entertainment value...I mass produce bears that shoot eagles that shoot bees out of their beaks for the heck of it...

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

[phil]

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

yeah, we all had a lil run... but this dude aint wanna quit!!! im runnin on empty... dude is like just gettin started.. and he's still got me smiling

lol

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.

[Deadmanwalking]

ya face smell like barbecue sweatpants

[noblevessel]

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

I'm still laughing at your shape up with a hot brick response...

[JARZJR]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.

Awwww maaannnnnnn

[noblevessel]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.

your uncle smells like the inside of R Kelly's phantom of the opera mask....aye yo.....I'll make ya fat aunt steal and transport Domino Sugar in her belly fat then use it to make you a cake..yo I'm mad considerate of the kids like that...yo.....I'll make you knit and model a sweatervest made from Jack Black's back hair...aye yo...I'll make you polish Lou Rawls belt buckle with ya tounge before the UNCF marathon because I'm mad random like that In all my rawness..aye yo..I'll drop you in the middle of mecca during a Hajj with a Mohaamed was a Dush bag tangtop on and house slippers..

[noblevessel]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.

good stuff...

[noblevessel]

yo all you cats are booty man....real tart with it...body aroma smells like a microphone pop filter after a 30 man cypher...