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[WhyMe]

There are some funny ones here. I've been sleepin' on this thread.

[Mauiboy]

son i dont use toilet paper, i use 100 dolla bills

son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

haha brah that's hilarious!!!

[maskilz]

noblevessel had me rolling

[maskilz]

Stop claiming you guys are cold...I'll spit you guys out cuz ya lukewarm...now what!!!

I'm so cold blooded...my blood type is BZ for "below zero" son

I call the cops on cops just for fun son

I go to restaurants and bring my own food then ask for a refund cuz of poor service and get money back...why? cuz I'm just that cold son

[maskilz]

I got pull ya heard me...my nickname is gravity son...I remember when I made the Cast of "Whats Happening?" come back and do "Whats Happening Now?" cause I got tired of watching reruns....I'm the reason Oprah hasn't gotten married to Stedman...she tried to holla at the kid but i was like let me think about it...shes still waiting...I'm a jerk like that...son I walk little old laidies half way across the street in rush our traffic and fuse the wheels on their walkers...I took the Blind Boys Of Alabama into a lions den recorded it and won best album at the Stellar Awards...I'll go to yo grandmas house and cut a hole in the plastic on her couch and leave the screen door open...I'll switch out your grape juice with grape drink...

[noblevessel]

yo son I'm so cold son I forced Bob Dole to play a game of handball to the death with a pro hand ball player...only one thing though...I said he could only play with his lame hand hes always holding that darn pin in....ohhhhh Son yo yo...I'll have family reunion in your front yard son and not invite you...yo I'll roll up in ya crib like bra man and eat all your lucheon meat like what...".I just wanted a sammich"...yo son I'm hardcore son I'll stash you and your fam inside of an elephants carcass and make ya'll eat your way out with ya'll hands tied behind ya'll back..yo...

[phil]

son i filled oreos with toothpaste and pass them out at grocery stores claiming they are the new mint oreo

im gangsta rugged like that

[zacchaeus]

yo man, yall baby gangstas yo!! i eat NWA albums and poop ice cubes, WHAT!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

LOL......wow, ya'll dudes are hilarious.....i honestly can't believe this thread is still alive....

[CHEMAelMC]

yo man, yall baby gangstas yo!! i eat NWA albums and poop ice cubes, WHAT!!!

Yo son, ya'll ain't got nothing on me, son... I drink Ice T's and pees ORIGINAL GANGSTAS, son, with the POWER to go to your house for a HOME INVASION son, and make you undastand that RHYME PAYS son!.. and that's just the tip of the ICEBERG.. like what son!!...now let's RETURN TO THE REAL son... LIKE WHAT!!!... I eat wRIGHT and poop fEazy 's son.... like WHAT!!

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, i sleep w/a teddy bear........





































but it's a live grizzly bear that I choke to sleep every night to keep it still....that's as sensitive as I get.

[maskilz]

Ya a much of handicap powerless puff girls..

I dress like a grocery bagger... ask customers if they would like paper or plastic and when they ask for paper or plastic... I say NO, do it yourself punk....why?cuz I'm that insensitive

Ice per-pus-lee wrote lik diss bad grandmer n Miss cpell in force in u 2 readed diss...cuz I mean like that...got a head ache yet son

I ate 10 big Mac's and poop Mac 10...Now What!!!

I drink gangsta vitamin E so I can pee easy-E

[CHEMAelMC]

Ya a much of handicap powerless puff girls..

I dress like a grocery bagger... ask customers if they would like paper or plastic and when they ask for paper or plastic... I say NO, do it yourself punk....why?cuz I'm that insensitive

Ice per-pus-lee wrote lik diss bad grandmer n Miss cpell in force in u 2 readed diss...cuz I mean like that...got a head ache yet son

I ate 10 big Mac's and poop Mac 10...Now What!!!

I drink gangsta vitamin E so I can pee easy-E

Yo, you bitin' like a toothless shark son:

Yo son, ya'll ain't got nothing on me, son... I drink Ice T's and pees ORIGINAL GANGSTAS, son, with the POWER to go to your house for a HOME INVASION son, and make you undastand that RHYME PAYS son!.. and that's just the tip of the ICEBERG.. like what son!!...now let's RETURN TO THE REAL son... LIKE WHAT!!!... I eat wRIGHT and poop fEazy 's son.... like WHAT!!

But yo, I crushed Bone's so hard they ain't THUG no more and lost their HARMONY son, peep this, son, KRAYZIE got his mind back, LAYZIE got a job real quick, WISH became granted and BIZZY became idle, son.. like WHAT.. Smacked Coolio so hard he changed his name to WARMio, and when KURUPT saw me he became lawful, son... LIKE WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

Man, I'm like ray charles driving a car...I don't see ya
After a "single hit", I'll put you in the hospital then come to your room...start lying by saying "I just want to say I love you" ...with no flowers... have you "Wondering" who's that cat like "Steive"...now what!!!

Forget get bone thugs...I'm the reason bone crusher's in hiding...his scared of me

I'll go to T.D. Jakes church and ask him why he gained back all that weight...cuz I'm cold!!!

Andre 3000 stopped his concert to say "Hey Ya" that cat right there is cooler than ice cool...why? cuz I'm that cold

[shekinahsmoke]

out of the heart the mouth speaks?

[maskilz]

True!

But...
Men and women judge the outward appearance; HOWEVER, God judges the inward parts: the mind and the heart, right?

I think I speak for everyone, including myself, when I say no one in here meant anything by what they said. I would say it's vainity but not the fruit of the heart, fam.


With LOVE,
maskilz revealed

[btate0121]

yall jokin right?

[phil]

True!

But...
Men and women judge the outward appearance; HOWEVER, God judges the inward parts: the mind and the heart, right?

I think I speak for everyone, including myself, when I say no one in here meant anything by what they said. I would say it's vainity but not the fruit of the heart, fam.


With LOVE,
maskilz revealed

you a chicken feather gangsta son! i meant every single word i said son!!! im just to raw like that

[noblevessel]

aye yo son yo...I'll hop in a delorion and go back and smash on ya pa pa ya heard me and take ya moms to the Sadie Hawkins dance like what ...I'm Michael J Foxx like that son yo...yo..

[btate0121]

aye yo son yo...I'll hop in a delorion and go back and smash on ya pa pa ya heard me and take ya moms to the Sadie Hawkins dance like what ...I'm Michael J Foxx like that son yo...yo..

CLASSIC!!! LOL LOL LOL. came close to makin that my signature... LOL.. holarious.