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    son i eat trees... breath ozone & drink crude oil... and dont give nothing back!

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    I drive a tractor trailor that runs on baby tears and the broken dreams of wannabe Christian rappers.....

    cold blooded....
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    I drive a school bus powered by midgets running on a conveyor belt...I dangle raw deer meat in front of them...they haven't eaten in weeks...
    You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
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    i give the elderly heart assault and battery's.....

    ya moms smell like dusty turtle kneecaps

    i went back in time and put those face tats on lil wayne...

    i'm the one who convinced lil wayne it was gangsta to kiss his "daddy"....I convinced baby he was gay.......lol
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    I hand out fake record deals outside of def jam and tell security they're terrorist threats



    i feed bunnies deep fried laundry detergent....i'm vile shundun
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    i convinced diddy and kanye they were christians just to see their faces on judement day..... I"M FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I tell little kids the easter bunny doesn't exist..because I ate him..then I show them the leftovers I kept in a wicker basket..
    You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
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    MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN... I'm so cold blooded General Electric have put a blood bank exclusively just for meee mayne, for me to donate blood so they can put in their refrigerators, son, WHAT!!!!.. I'm so cold blooded I give mosquitoes brainfreeze like WHHHAAAT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEMAelMC View Post
    MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN... I'm so cold blooded General Electric have put a blood bank exclusively just for meee mayne, for me to donate blood so they can put in their refrigerators, son, WHAT!!!!.. I'm so cold blooded I give mosquitoes brainfreeze like WHHHAAAT!!!
    dag, that could actually be used as a dope punchline...I wish I could use it......

    I'm biting you son!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking View Post
    dag, that could actually be used as a dope punchline...I wish I could use it......

    I'm biting you son!!!!
    Yo, son, I am so cold blooded I'm gon' charge you with copyrights, son..like what... it is not that I need the money nor recognition, son.. just to say "yo I dun snatched that munney from Deadmanwalkin' just like that, even before his record hit the store son.." like WHAT!!!

    "I dun told how I live, ya'll know me, tho', my pen bleeds/ I'm so cold I give mosquitoes da brainfreeze"

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    yo we could be next to each other on the same flight and you still wouldnt be on the same plane as me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking View Post
    i convinced diddy and kanye they were christians just to see their faces on judement day..... I"M FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    man, ya'll all softer than some pink bunny slippers
    I stand with my back to sin like Trip Lee's album cover!!

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    dude i'm harder than diamond studded dragon teeth. my unborn, unfertilized children are harder than you cats. i spat out Katrina a few years ago.

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    You all are soft, son...
    I had the energizer bunny arrested on 'battery charges'...WHAT!!!

    I'll have your family convince eating cereal with forks will save milk...why? cuz I'm just that mean, son...

    You guys are nothing but marshmallows...
    Truth be told...I'm the reason muhammad ali trembles

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    Man, ya'lls soffer than the Pillsbury doughboy son... I painted the Red Sea son, cuz there just a lot of blue seas son.. just like that, son.... I killed the Dead Sea son, cuz I couldn't swim there son.. just for fun son... and since then the Ocean became Pacific cuz it got scared it might be the next on my hit list son... like WHAT!!!!

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    Please...you make feathers look like anvils

    I'm the reason there's an artificial rescue center for animals called sea world...there terrifed of me, son

    I'm hard, son...
    I'll go to Pastor Steven Anderson church while he's preaching and pee on his wall while reading 1 Kings 14:10 in King James...Now What

    I KICK and PUSH children on the playground while listening to Kick, Push by Lupe Fiasco
    why? cuz I'm mean, son...
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    Yo son, I'm so foul, I walk around Liberty University and Thomas Road Baptist Church Screaming "Jerry Falwell is now a Calvinist"

    son I'm so cold, I'm the reason Mormons have to wear magical underwear all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking View Post
    i convinced diddy and kanye they were christians just to see their faces on judement day..... I"M FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL, that's just wrong
    I donít deserve it, Iím worthless, but treated as perfect
    I sin more than I wanna, but my sins are a goner
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    Quote Originally Posted by zacchaeus View Post
    i jack girl scouts for their Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29 then sell them back to them...while they mama watching. WHAT!!!!
    LOL!
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    I sin more than I wanna, but my sins are a goner
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