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[noblevessel]

that was pretty funny

[Deadmanwalking]

lol @ myself.

Ayo, i did laugh at melting the mormon tablets for grillz though...lol

[Deadmanwalking]

lol... a bunch of dudes and i were playing halo late one night... one dude kept burning his arm hair

anyway, it escallated to leg, back and chest hair... and eventually we were all burning our armpit hair

it smelled so nasty son.....

lolz...ya'lll dudes is CRAZY!!! LOL

[zacchaeus]

i step on old lady's bunions and corns just to hear them pop. i stole Wyclef's guitar. your pops look like Teena Marie. i fever for the flavor of a pringle. i know where you live and i'm looking at you right now. WHAT!!

[Conviction Music]

"I'm so hard I could eat a nerd and poop a book report"

"Im so hard I turn off the Closed captions around deaf people, WHAT!"

[naijagirl]

"I'm so hard I could eat a nerd and poop a book report"

Since when did you become Kirby?
http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-cont...6/05/Kirby.jpg

Of course, if you don't know who Kirby is, you won't get what I'm saying.

[Conviction Music]

Since when did you become Kirby?
http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-cont...6/05/Kirby.jpg

Of course, if you don't know who Kirby is, you won't get what I'm saying.

Haha

[CHEMAelMC]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

[noblevessel]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

Son I'll eat ya lunch for breakfast and breakfast for dinner..I'm irrational...I ride unicycles into on coming traffic craddling a new born..I'm bonkers son...you dudes is mad soft with it...you dudes get paper cuts using Sharman tissue paper...yo yo son..yo...ya mom dukes still tuck ya'll in at night..and lets you suckle on warm breast milk while she reads ya'll the Bernstein Bears...yo

[naijagirl]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

Kirby number 2. Eating ice, and pooping igloos!

[Deadmanwalking]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!. I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

those 2 lines are classic

[phil]

son im so hard, i ate an xbox and wrote 360 with my poop

[zacchaeus]

son im so hard, i ate an xbox and wrote 360 with my poop

that's nothing homey. i don't even own a system, i go around town with two sticks smacking cats in the head, making them run and jump and performing next gen moves in real life...oh and the graphics are life-like

[zacchaeus]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

dude you don't live in Mexico, that's my back you're standing on. i support civilizations son, WHAT!!! yall poop too much, my stomach's a black hole, so every time a pass gas someone catches Alzheimer's. WHAT!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

Yo, son... I am the cause why Mexico's a 3rd world country son, I let the Americans take California, matter fact, I gave it to 'em son, WHAT... every time I pass gas the peso goes down and the dollar goes up son... I am so hard and heavy a part of California got lowered down, that's why BAJA (lower) California was named that way son.... I eat trees with leaves and everything and poop dolla bills son, that's why they green like WHAT!

[zacchaeus]

I eat trees with leaves and everything and poop dolla bills son, that's why they green like WHAT!

ew...soon. ROTFL!!! that's why i use debit cards. LOL!

[zacchaeus]

yall ain't nothing. you don't have kids, you're just adopting my children i donated to your wives. the middle east use my poop for petroleum.

[phil]

son i eat dollar bills and poop paypal tranfers

i ate the country of mexico and pooped out the country of mexico.... im just to raw like that

i ate a few million mexicans and pooped out an imagration bill!!!! WHAT WHAT SUCKA

[phil]

i eat minerals in the raw and poop out full centrum bottles

i eat coffee beans whole and poop out the worlds most expensive coffee!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

[CHEMAelMC]

son i eat dollar bills and poop paypal tranfers

i ate the country of mexico and pooped out the country of mexico.... im just to raw like that

i ate a few million mexicans and pooped out an imagration bill!!!! WHAT WHAT SUCKA

Yo, son, no wonder why there were lots of Mexicans on milk cartons, son!... but I took that immigration bill, ate it, and pooped them mexicans back and sent them to their homes son!

Man, ya'll ain't got nuttin' on me.. I am the reason why border patrols are prowlin' the border and why americans are so against immigration, son.... they like "Aw that dude Chema gonna consume our natural resources and gonna send the US to 3rd world country status the same way he did to Mexico", son! WHAT!