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[CHEMAelMC]

WHAT!!! I don't use toilet paper, I use sand paper what!!!!

Man, that's weaker than an anorexic on a diet, man, peep post #46:

Man what??.. ya'll softer than white bread.... I use cactus instead of toilet paper, son!...
and use muriatic acid as shampoo, caustic soda as soap and drano as mouth rinse... WHAT!!!!!

And I use a drill as Q-tips to clean my ears, son!..what!... clip my nails with a saw!.. what!!

[phil]

son i dont use toilet paper, i use 100 dolla bills

son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

[savedbygracealone]

lol you guys are weird

[zacchaeus]

son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

ROTFL!!!! you nasty.

[zacchaeus]

dude i don't even go to the bathroom, i hold it in like a real G. WHAT!!

[zacchaeus]

lol you guys are weird

guess us boys will be boys. lol. we still place with rocks and sticks, forget Hasbro. lol

[phil]

lol you guys are weird

this is what guys do to make themselves laugh

[noblevessel]

this is what guys do to make themselves laugh

I invite Muslims over for chicken dinner and feed them pork and beans like "what!?"...I'm insensitive like that ya heard me...son real talk...you dudes is panseys yo..cats fart potpourri...dudes bumb squats smell like glade plug ins...I'm too crazy for you cats..I go into Synagouges and have seafood dinners serving Rabbis shell fish like what!!! with a drunk Mel Gibson!!! I'm billigerent ya heard me...Scientist have discovered I'm the cause for Global warming...because I'm always heated son...I'ma beast I've been featured on Animal Planet. I'm crazy with it...I'll eat a raw Bison carcass with Tony Chachere's season Salt ...ya'll don't want it...Remember Jimmy Hoffa? Dude owed me 30 dollars and a kalido scope...I'm grimey with it...gotta use oxy clean as a disenfectant

[Deadmanwalking]

Dag Noble...you're A Beast!!!! Rollin In Synogogues W/a Drunk Mel Gibson!!!! Priceless!!!!!

[phil]

son, i cut the other leg off of that war vet & stole his can full of change

i told a nun that there were hungry kids and sent her into a room full of hungry pitbulls... im just crazy wit it

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo I kickbox blindfolded sign language orangatans while they're tied up and sleeping...


ya dad smells like used penicillin burgers.....

i choke slam kittens in my spare time....

I beat dudes so bad I give me brain repair

[savedbygracealone]

I invite Muslims over for chicken dinner and feed them pork and beans like "what!?"...I'm insensitive like that ya heard me...

lol that was hilarious

[dremarshall]

Man I eat wood & poop arks son! I harder than Oprah's peidcure, I make midgets wear long pants, I slapbox with blind kids, I once bought a one legged dude a bike then borrowed it!

I'm so grimey yo I slapbox one handed girls! I tok Stevie wonders glasses & played monkey in the middle, I play twister in a wheelchair & still win! I bite tigers during lunchtime! I'm an original G, I choke poodles & the use 'em as Q-tips, I eat dwarf's and poop Giants! I get it poppin, I slapped a blind kid & took his tv! I melted the mormon tablets into my new grills!

[noblevessel]

ayo I kickbox blindfolded sign language orangatans while they're tied up and sleeping...

lol

[noblevessel]

lol

Yo..yo..yo..thats all...

[phil]

son, im so rugged that i wont shower for 2 weeks then burn my armpit hairs in an elevator full of people on there way to lunch

[Deadmanwalking]

son, im so rugged that i wont shower for 2 weeks then burn my armpit hairs in an elevator full of people on there way to lunch

yo, i laughed in disgust over that one......that's like one of the grimiest things I've ever heard of.....like, yo, if dude really did that, that would make national headlines and make everyone laugh at the same time...except the people in the elevator

[dremarshall]

I'm so grimey yo I slapbox one handed girls! I tok Stevie wonders glasses & played monkey in the middle, I play twister in a wheelchair & still win! I bite tigers during lunchtime! I'm an original G, I choke poodles & the use 'em as Q-tips, I eat dwarf's and poop Giants! I get it poppin, I slapped a blind kid & took his tv! I melted the mormon tablets into my new grills!

lol @ myself.

[noblevessel]

I got pull ya heard me...my nickname is gravity son...I remember when I made the Cast of "Whats Happening?" come back and do "Whats Happening Now?" cause I got tired of watching reruns....I'm the reason Oprah hasn't gotten married to Stedman...she tried to holla at the kid but i was like let me think about it...shes still waiting...I'm a jerk like that...son I walk little old laidies half way across the street in rush our traffic and fuse the wheels on their walkers...I took the Blind Boys Of Alabama into a lions den recorded it and won best album at the Stellar Awards...I'll go to yo grandmas house and cut a hole in the plastic on her couch and leave the screen door open...I'll switch out your grape juice with grape drink...

[phil]

yo, i laughed in disgust over that one......that's like one of the grimiest things I've ever heard of.....like, yo, if dude really did that, that would make national headlines and make everyone laugh at the same time...except the people in the elevator

lol... a bunch of dudes and i were playing halo late one night... one dude kept burning his arm hair

anyway, it escallated to leg, back and chest hair... and eventually we were all burning our armpit hair

it smelled so nasty son.....