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**btate0121** · 04-10-2008, 10:33 AM

maaaaan.. yall so soft yall drove past the exxon so you could say you "passed gas"... weakling.

yall fairies tossin quarters at farms so yall could talk about how yall "tipped cows last weekend" man... please.

yall punks buy cd's and drool on 'em talkin about "yeah son.. i spit on tracks all the time!"

yall punks actually BUY CD's.... from the store.. gangsters download from itunes.

yall chumps get married and have babies... put lil red noses on ya tykes so yall can brag about how "we sonnin clowns".

weak man.. jus weak.

**phil** · 04-10-2008, 10:40 AM

son i rob from the poor and paypal the money to enron!!!

i joined the peace core just to see folks suffer first hand!!!

ya'll can catch my buying styrofoam to make a campfire!!!

if you see me picking up a hitch hicker... guarenteed im about to do a u-turn!!!

**btate0121** · 04-10-2008, 10:46 AM

maaaaaaan...

i pay tithes and claim that money back on my tax return! (LOL.. i do tho.. LOL). and i only paid 'em TWICE last year son!

i rip tags off matrisses.... in the stores foo'

i leave the toilet seat UP in my bafrooms

i don't put the fish back when i go fishin.. i eat that join

i don't wash my hands after... wait.. i'll leave that one to myself....

**phil** · 04-10-2008, 10:57 AM

i breed west nile mosquitos

i put mouse traps in dude's bathing suits

**dremarshall** · 04-10-2008, 11:43 AM

Man ya'll softer than wet toilet tissue, you pee in the pool, you pick boggers & eat 'em. I saw you in church in biker shorts & suspenders, with church socks & a clip on bow tie.

**CHEMAelMC** · 04-10-2008, 11:44 AM

Man what??.. ya'll softer than white bread.... I use cactus instead of toilet paper, son!...
and use muriatic acid as shampoo, caustic soda as soap and drano as mouth rinse... WHAT!!!!!

**Deadmanwalking** · 04-10-2008, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by phil

son i rob from the poor and paypal the money to enron!!!

i joined the peace core just to see folks suffer first hand!!!

ya'll can catch my buying styrofoam to make a campfire!!!

if you see me picking up a hitch hicker... guarenteed im about to do a u-turn!!!

this had me rollin

**Deadmanwalking** · 04-10-2008, 11:51 AM

ayo, i be drop kicking senior citizens on the lunchline..

i tie orphans up and make em watch family movies

i make smores w/ 2x4's and rocks....

I eat sand and poop chandeliers...

i framed Michael Jackson...and OJ....and R Kelly....but not barretta...Barretta did that

**dremarshall** · 04-10-2008, 11:59 AM

Man I eat wood & poop arks son! I harder than Oprah's peidcure, I make midgets wear long pants, I slapbox with blind kids, I once bought a one legged dude a bike then borrowed it!

**btate0121** · 04-10-2008, 12:12 PM

I eat maggots.... i dont' need to elaborate.

C-dero · 04-10-2008, 12:19 PM

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

Someone’s a wannabe thug, kumbaya
but no one wants to see blood, kumbaya
cats really want to be hugged, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

No one wants to see Cruz, kumbaya
cus no one one wants be bruised, kumbaya
some one's black and blue, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

**CHEMAelMC** · 04-10-2008, 12:28 PM

Yo son, I eat poop and poop food, son, WHAT!...
I invite ol' folks to dinner, steal them dentures and give them pork rinds to eat...
I take diabetics to candy stores and take people with high blood pressure to Six Flags... what!!!

**LeethalOne** · 04-10-2008, 12:51 PM

What in the Ham n Cheese sandwhch???

**phil** · 04-10-2008, 12:57 PM

i eat eggs and poop hot wings

son i eat cows whole and pee whole milk

son i ate a ton of copper and french men & pooped the statue of liberty

**phil** · 04-10-2008, 01:02 PM

son i ate kerry and a pair of war boots and pooped out the "bangin for christ" music video

**zacchaeus** · 04-10-2008, 01:24 PM

yall making me sleepy with them bed time fables. look ya wimpy and hamburgler rejects, i am the hardest chunk of coal in this bed of dandelions.

i eat nails for dental hygiene. i cheat on taxes to get bigger refunds. my wife is still a virgin, but had our daughter cause i told her i wanted a kid. WHAT!

i kill ants. when i fart gas prices increase. i'm marilyn manson's spiritual advisor. i eat twix. WHAT!!!

**zacchaeus** · 04-10-2008, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by phil

i eat eggs and poop hot wings

son i eat cows whole and pee whole milk

son i ate a ton of copper and french men & pooped the statue of liberty

you eat a lot. LOL!! bet you have a good and regular colon. LOL!!

**Deadmanwalking** · 04-10-2008, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by CHEMAelMC

Yo son, I eat poop and poop food, son, WHAT!...
I invite ol' folks to dinner, steal them dentures and give them pork rinds to eat...
I take diabetics to candy stores and take people with high blood pressure to Six Flags... what!!!

yo, as soon as I read that I started laughing mad hard son...!!!