Man, ya'll softer then Charmin ultra soft.... I let Kimbo Slice use me as a punching bag cuz I wanted to feel tickled.. claimin' ya'll hard! yeah, sure!
Man, ya'll softer then Charmin ultra soft.... I let Kimbo Slice use me as a punching bag cuz I wanted to feel tickled.. claimin' ya'll hard! yeah, sure!
i sleep on a bed of nails and brush with steel woole
son i dont cook nothing, raw steak and potatos... thats my lunch
only time i fire up my grille is to smoke ya punk jokers out the block// i play dodgeball with bricks and rocks//ya'll playing softball with frilly socks// i cut my hair and sold samson the dried out locks//
Last edited by phil; 04-09-2008 at 06:21 PM.
what yall still got words? man i snatch out your tongues, line them up then do the A-town stomp on them. moms? my mom more man than yall dudes. yall about as masculine as bambi's moms. kick your car in the grill so hard, it'll crack YOUR teeth. WHAT!!
Yo I'm str8 JIHAD ' N Cats
WHUT
i brush my teeth with jalapeno juice and lemons. i'm so hard i knock my daughter out just by looking at her. ya veggie burger eating bohemians
I'm too raw for ya'll pigmies..I'm so raw my bumb squat is a biohazard. I'm wild with it...I'll walk on your lawn son like what! Foregt yo turf builder...I take communion with ginger snaps and thunderbird...I'm raw...
You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
New Orleans Church Plant http://strochcc.org
Free Music & Spoken Word Pieces
http://reverbnation.com/noblevessel
man.. ya'll still say ya'll cold hard.. son, peep thish out son.. da otha day I was walkin' down the block, so I saw this 5 dudes beatin' this poor dude, son.. so I jumped in son...
AND THE 6 OF US BEAT THIS KID PROPERLY!!! what!!, son?
You dudes is teddy rubbskin soft...ya'll evil eye make little tikes giggle..dudes is real fragile with theirs...ya'll birthmarks say handle with care...only time cats got beef with me is when they making me dinner...Go head serve it up with a side of rice and gravy...
You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
New Orleans Church Plant http://strochcc.org
Free Music & Spoken Word Pieces
http://reverbnation.com/noblevessel
am i talking to myself here?
i punch holes in the ozone duke. i go to mosh pits for relaxation homey. my wife is even harder than you chicken liver eating pansies. she slaps cops for giving her tickets then eat the tickets in their face. all they do is tip their caps and bounce. dude, man, yo, for reals duke, na'mean, YO!!!
let me catch my breath....
i REALLY bite heads off bats and donate the carcasses to FEMA. WHAT!!!
Yo, my wife's so hard and cold hearted she makes me wash the dishes with cold water and.... *clears throat* ehemmmm.. hmmm I believe I shouldn't have mentioned that..
*smackin lips* weaksauce shun.....
wifey makes me fold the clothes straight out the washin machine still wet... outside in the snow cuzzy... word.
yall wifes are girly girls. my wife got a pink nine milli and goes hunting for dinner in our back yard. and in the winter when the animals hibernate, she goes hunting for dinner in our neighbors homes. WHAT!!!
Son...I made Gandi take the nonviolent route...son aint want it wit the kid...I'm ruthless son...I don't take candy from a baby I take ambilical cord fluid from a fetus...like get me that youngin...when I'm starving I gotta get mines...yo word to ya mother...bake me a cake..yo...I'll make ya milk spoil and bread moldy son...Give ya the goods..whoop ya tail then make Penicillin out of the mold so ya can heal ya wounds ya heard me...sometimes I'm nice like that...
You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
New Orleans Church Plant http://strochcc.org
Free Music & Spoken Word Pieces
http://reverbnation.com/noblevessel
im so cold i drive 4 hours every week just to dump my garbage in the ocean
son, i steal candy from babies only to spike it in the sand box and hand it back to them
son i was punkin' grown men back in the early 80s when i was still rockin a he-man onesie
as a baby i used tobasco sause for diaper rash... son i stick crap in my pants just to give myself diaper rash
i did a cannon ball in birth just to give my mamma more pain son... im hard like that
*smackin my lips*
duke... yall cream puff punks usin loufs and body wash to scrub up.. man.. i use brillo pads n rubbin alchol. I gotta make sure i get all the blood from under my fingernails from squishin to many butterflies.... BUTTERFLIES. who kills butterflies? ME.. only psycho hard core christians do.. wuddep.
i'm like "word.. see this butter fly? pretend i'm God.. and the butter fly is you". *squish* " and that's judgement day sinner.. get ya life right"
das my Bible tract. i run the hood wit a back pack full of butterflies sonny. wha wha.
you ain't even trynna SEE how i flip pages in my bible.. i flip dem joins so hard i got paper cuts on my fingers... but i don't bleeed.. cuz it only cuts my calouses son. wordup. i done ripped mad passages out just trynna get to the next page.. NOBODY flip harder than me.. they call me lil flip cuzzy. wordup.
Last edited by btate0121; 04-10-2008 at 10:29 AM.
maaaaaan, you old vaniilla ice cream in the face, long john silver mashed potato looking type dudes is tripping..
i karate chop the life out a blind man's kneecaps...........ya dad smell like rusty fried water sandwiches
i laugh when little kids fall......that's why I push em over for fun..
i stabbed my 3rd grade teacher with a cheese sandwich...
Pick up that new Cram Session (7) featuring Sev Statik, Theory Hazit, Wonder Brown, Nomis, Antioch Alumni, myself and some new blood that you haven't heard yet. http://antiochalumni.bandcamp.com/releases
I'm a secular rapper who raps Christian.
There are currently 10 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 10 guests)
Bookmarks