ayosoni'llpunchyouinyourfaceinreallife

[maskilz]

Hahaha...those things are liking chewing gum son...

I flew to chicago just to eat cubs partna...I ain't lion I ate everything in the zoo after that... then flew to New York and poop Ol' Dirty Bast**d solo album...now what...I ain't nothing to mess with

[maskilz]

Man...don't tell me ya tired already...man, I knew ya couldn't hang...I won

[noblevessel]

ayo son ya moms got more chest hair than teddy rubskin...ayo son you dudes is mad sweet yo...ya heart pumps kool-aid son...ayo son I'm hardcore...I make toddlers square off in cage matches for lunch money.....for myself... Ayo..I'm ok with sweat shops...Who esle gonna make my Jordan's and dollar store place mats...ayo...I steal from the rich and the poor...I make homless people use up all the coins in their coffe cups by promising to get something to eat if they play me in Super Streetfighter 2 turbo at the arcade...I never said I would by them dinner..I just said I promised to get something to eat...suckas...

[maskilz]

What? You still want to dance?

[maskilz]

Please son, ya Gerber baby food, soft son…ya wakeup every Saturday mornings to watch Winnie the Pooh in ya care bears pajamas

Yo kid, fear-factor is a spin-off of a banned reality show base on me son…I’m cruel to cats like that …I was like Shaq son, not "heat" but "the sun" the way I was blazing and torturing this cats...but i'm cold now

A yo,
I’m so cold, I build snowman using real men and I use yellow snow to build it son …now what!!!

Fo'real son, straight cold...I take handicap kids to the amusement park for my amusement…they started complaining...so like that movie “Drillbit Taylor”…I beat them kids in front of their Parental Guidance-13 times...I ain't having it!!!

I mean son...
I go to antique stores and ask "what’s new"... cuz I’m a jerk like that

Check this out...I’m with Martyr, Inc. son…I’m the ambassador and a phanatik, boyee...I'll started a cross movement in ya area and have ya cats holier than ever...if you catch my drift

Cuz I'm raw with it son...
I ate Fruity Loops and Emmental cheese from Switzerland and poop Swizz Beatz...no lighters in the air son unless you want to blow up

[CHEMAelMC]

Ayo, ya'll like some lil' toddlers son.. all soft and cute trying to act hard son..
I bet ya'll thought I was done, son... but naw...
Talking bout "wordplay".. say what?... my wordplay so hard, when I say something a "play" is set on stage, son!!

Yo, I am so cold, I tell my kids.. "yo, get ready we bout to go to the movie theatre and the circus", so I take them there.. stay outside of them joints and tell'me "yo take a good look... you done?... let's go then", my kids be like "aren't we goin in?" I'm like "naw, I never told you we was goin in...LET'S BAIL!!"....

[phil]

son, im extreem with it!!!!!

i ride bikes with only knee pads, no helmet... right by the cops like, "WHUT!!!"

son, i pick flowers of other folks gardens!!!

i go to soup kitchens and get served 2 times!!!

i slice dudes up with flower blades

[zacchaeus]

i poop on all yall suckas! straight lactose intolerant style with bubbly stomachs. make everybody black from the matter. WHAT!!!

jack cats for their weak skills, make them doper, then sell them back to them per diem. WHAT!!

turn deadmanwalking into livingmandying. process of elimination style homey!! and Chema you can't see my style...in person. deportation style on you homes, busch-tactics on the real!!!! WHAT!!! make noblevessel look like despondanttupperware. WHAT! straight put some leftovers in you to warm my meal. burn baby burn!!!! and you maskillz, yeah...i named you right cause all you're doing is holding "my skills" for me while i dump on your head. now fetch me my size 12 lofers like a good boy. lassie style!!! WHAT!!! and happened to your certificate to practice medicine phil??? huh?!?!? not a doctor no more, huh?? didn't have the patients?? clown you like steven king novels...naw you too young to get that simile. clown you like homey and bust you over the head with you rap sheets. gimme dat!!!! Mlik does the body bad. why i had to poop on cats. black face style with a white mustache. WHAT!!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

wow ,you dudes are beasts....i can't keep up son,,,,,,, i can't do it.

[Deadmanwalking]

you mad cuz ya mom cuts your hair wit a broken steaknife handle.....


ya moms gave you a shape up w/a basketball.

ya moms gave you a shape up w/a rusty bicycle pump



the original pledge of allegiance looked like the nazi salute....true story....look it up....

i shatter your patriotic dreams...

i punched stevie wonder inthe face cuz dude was lookin at me funny...LIKE YO SON PUTCHA GLASSES BACK ON SON, YOU FREAKIN ME OUT!!!!



i framed roger rabbit.


I agree to take paternity tests on Maury even though i never met the girl....I just wanna jump around and make fun of the chick.......LIKE HAAAAAAAAAAA YOU DON"T KNOW WHO YO BABYDADDDY IS!!!!!! HAAAAAAAA you smell like burnt girraffe kneecaps!!! whatcha feel bout that?

[Emayus]

I got Osama in my closet

I spray-painted Obama black, just to get black folks excited

I write Ambassador's lyrics, he's really a muslim

I punch kids in the jaw so they have to go get it wired shut, than i go to the hospital and eat ice cream and hamburgers in front of them...IN FRONT OF THEM!

Right now, as I'm typing this, I'm pulling the claws out of a really cute kitty's paws and mixing them into my Great-Grandfather's oatmeal. wut up?

Jada Pinkett's really my wife, I just let Will front. Those kids from I Am Legend, and Pursuit of Happiness? They're mine. Look at em, they don't look nuthin like that fool.

I'm the reason DMX hasn't fully converted, he keeps hanging out with me and getting in trouble.

Me and the pope got tipsy recently when he was in town; he's scared I'm going to tell the vatican. I said, "Shut up you old self-righteous punk! Give me yo' sandwich."

[phil]

I make up extra screen names just to tick off Vic & to vote for myself in the graphics wars.

I shot regan just to make the Democrats look bad.

I shot kennedy just to make John Wilkes Booth feel better.

[Deadmanwalking]

yo, daaaaaasssssssssssss cold phil......

any reason you dropped the c-tide? I've been meanin to ask

[phil]

yo, daaaaaasssssssssssss cold phil......

any reason you dropped the c-tide? I've been meanin to ask

cause quiet storm called me "cheese-tide"

[zacchaeus]

yo, daaaaaasssssssssssss cold phil......

any reason you dropped the c-tide? I've been meanin to ask

phil is c-tide??? wow. i need to learn dudes real names. lol

[Deadmanwalking]

phil is c-tide??? wow. i need to learn dudes real names. lol

My real name's David....

[phil]

phil is c-tide??? wow. i need to learn dudes real names. lol

what is your real name?

[zacchaeus]

what is your real name?

Joseph....Joseph E. Banks, Jr. to be official with it.

i'm so hard my pops had to clone his name and give it to me cause i asked for it...after birth!!! WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

Yo, I am so cold, I tell my kids.. "yo, get ready we bout to go to the movie theatre and the circus", so I take them there.. stay outside of them joints and tell'me "yo take a good look... you done?... let's go then", my kids be like "aren't we goin in?" I'm like "naw, I never told you we was goin in...LET'S BAIL!!"....

I make homless people use up all the coins in their coffe cups by promising to get something to eat if they play me in Super Streetfighter 2 turbo at the arcade...I never said I would by them dinner..I just said I promised to get something to eat...suckas...

Dude...and I'm biting like a toothless shark?

Dude, you're as original with that as carlos mencia with his standups! Joe Rogan-ing you son!!!

[pchild]

my turn



yo yo yo I have asthma attacks on purpose dun-
I skinny dip in pirahnna infested waters wit paper cuts on my thumbs-

ya'll smell like waitresses shun-
I stare at the sun for hours shun -HOURS SHUN//
ya'll remind me of ballerina advertisements // Darth Maul owes me money-

I jaywalk in rush hour for fun yo -I'm ill like dat



WHAT!!!