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[zacchaeus]

yo all you cats are booty man....real tart with it...body aroma smells like a microphone pop filter after a 30 man cypher...

i give up. ROTFL!!! all hail king noble. LOL.


naw i ain't giving up that easy. i spit jalapeño juice on your acne to watch it sizzle son. who you think you are duke, WHAT!! i paint your face pink and put you on the strip as a Mary Kay salesman. WHAT!! you cats nibble on your own toenails then claim you don't bite. wusses! smack some sense into you then smack any good sense outta ya! WHAT!!

dress you up in Cross Colors and have you do the running man in front of Karl Kani's office, yo. yall ain't of my caliber son. you not even bb pellets. you cats are index finger and thumb gunners, got you shooting air pistols trying to be gangsta, WHAT!!!! turn gangstas into poop inspectors to make sure the colors are even toned, WHAT!!! look like Shabba Ranks before he got a deal, straight muggly for reals!!

[maskilz]

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

I totally agree...this cat had me

But btate0121 had wordplays that had me crying

maaaaan.. yall so soft yall drove past the exxon so you could say you "passed gas"... weakling.

yall punks buy cd's and drool on 'em talkin about "yeah son.. i spit on tracks all the time!"

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

LOLOLOLOLOL



I had to reread the entire thread...man, who ever said laughter is good medicine ain't lying

[maskilz]

But yo, it's whatever man...ya still a bunch of gummy bears

I ain't nice son...
A yo, mathematician mathematically concluded that I'm neither Mode nor Median but straight up Mean son...because of the Range of my rap sheet...now what!!!

I'm like an unexpected storm in the beginning of the fifth month...I'll KO you straight out and have you dancing with stars...why? cuz I'm pretty Mayweather like that

I knock on Jehovah Witness' doors and preach Christ with the NKJV...I don't even need their permission to come in...I just go in and be like WHAT!!!

I'll send a greeting card from HCR.fm to your pastor on his birthday and it'll read HERETIC...why? cuz I'm a cold member like that!!!

I don't eat fish, I eat sharks raw...I ate Jaws son, jaws tried to fight but I punched it and left it toothless...that's why Jaws hasn't been seen in years......CHEMAelMC been complaining ever since

I'm so sick son...
I ate Martha Stewart and poop prison break home made style...I ain't having it son

[zacchaeus]

WHAT!!! yo home skillet, only reason why Jared is so skinny cause i jack him for his subway sandwiches yo!!

yall lamer than Bobby Brown's new book. use it for toilet paper yo!! then give to you on your birthday, so you can smell where i'm coming from. ya heard dunny!!!

yall ain't real! yall faker than Ivana Trunp's wedding!! WHAT!!!

i'm so hard i turn gray area christians into hermaphrodites. WHAT!!! they don't know which way to go yo

couldn't see me with Urkel's glasses yo. ya bout as hard as the Game's new tattoo. ya cover-up gangsta!!! WHAT!!

[maskilz]

What? Ya cotton candy, chia pets are still posting...

Bunch of wanna be gangsta...ya sat on Jack Bauer pics just so ya can tell ya hood rats "you're sitting on 24's"

I ain't having it...
Man, I did the stunner on Steve Austin and knocked him out just for fun...why? cuz I'm stone cold like that

A yo, check this out...Anton Chigurh aka Javier Bardem owe me money, right...I put an air press tank to his head and told him to call heads or tails, right...when it landed, I told him I got good news: I saved money by switching to geico...why? cuz I'm insured like that...But I couldn't kill him cuz I'm like Canton Jones...i'mma stay save like that...so I gave him my lucky coin and tank and told him bounce cuz there ain't "No Country for Old Men"...now what!!!

Better have my money, son

[maskilz]

I see ya in here CHEMAelMC and noblevessel...now what!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

A yo, ya'll soffer than twinkies, son.. I eat lead seasoned with gunpowder, son.. neighbors be callin' tha po-po's while I poo-poos thinkin' they under attack and stuff... like WHAT!!!.. yo, whenever I wanna laff for a while I go to the amazon river to get a swim and get tickled by the pirannas in that mug, son... yo' whenever I wanna fresh pair of gator shoes, go there, take a pair of them alligators, get on them, wrap them tails around my uncles, son.. those are REAL GATORS WHAT!!

[CHEMAelMC]

yo yo.. I'm so HARD TO THE CORE this one time this dude wanted to fight me, son.. so I'm like BRING IT ON, SON!.. yo, poor dude, bro... he ended with sore and swollen knuckles, son... and his boots, hmmm, shoulda seen them joints.. they ended up unrecognizable... they looked like a trainwreck, son... I did all of that JUST WITH MY FACE, SON.. Like what!!!

[maskilz]

Dude, I jog in "The Mist" for fun...dem things know who the really King is...what's up!!!

Want to know why Jay-z has "99 problems" and not 100...cuz he "lost one" when he met me...I told him he can take care of the rest cuz it ain't my problems...why? cuz I'm Frank Lucas with it son...the original american gangsta

The Bee Gees aren't around no more because "stayin' alive" around me wasn't happening...boom, you're gone son

Yeah, I'm mean son...
I'll have your family eating pizza and ya'll be like, "man, this take-out is tight"...I'll be like, "nah son, it's DiGiorno"...now what!!!

I told Fifthy in his face...he don't make cent and he'll never make change...why? cuz I'm like a dead president son, I'm green

[maskilz]

Man...don't tell me ya tired already...man, I knew ya couldn't hang...I won

[Mauiboy]

Yeah, I'm mean son...
I'll have your family eating pizza and ya'll be like, "man, this take-out is tight"...I'll be like, "nah son, it's DiGiorno"...now what!!!

lolololol

[noblevessel]

Aye yo son..during alergy season I'll put chloroform in your favorite hankierchief...so that every time you blow your nose you pass out ...aye yo..son I'm some raw with it I walk into Neo-Nazi Rally with a kill whitie T-Shirt and a German girlfriend ..aye yo...I'm so wild son....I went on Hell Date and gave the show a hardtime ..yo..I'm so thorough I ended the COld war by telling the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. to warm up to the idea of peace or else...aye yo...I'm slipping..lol....yo!

[phil]

son im so raw, i convinced saruman and darth vador to joine the dark side son... i told them they would win

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, I'll strap your face to a rock em sock em robots machine and beat you do death like that.........yeah, it'll take like 5 years, but I'm that raw son....


ayo, i'll hypnotize your son to dance ballet he's in kindergarten...send him back to you....having you feel like a failure.........i'm cold like that son.

ya moms wears combat boots

ya teeth look like dusty fish crackers

i'll piledrive your head into your grandfather's pacemaker...make you feel guilty cuz it was YOUR head that caused it...


i robbed a girl scout for her sash and Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29....then i got a credit card in her name and ran up a $51k bill, like what??!!!!!!! Go get me an orange julius little girl!!!!! and maybe some french fries...

[MLiK]

ayo, I'll strap your face to a rock em sock em robots machine and beat you do death like that.........yeah, it'll take like 5 years, but I'm that raw son....


ayo, i'll hypnotize your son to dance ballet he's in kindergarten...send him back to you....having you feel like a failure.........i'm cold like that son.

ya moms wears combat boots

ya teeth look like dusty fish crackers

i'll piledrive your head into your grandfather's pacemaker...make you feel guilty cuz it was YOUR head that caused it...


i robbed a girl scout for her sash and Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29....then i got a credit card in her name and ran up a $51k bill, like what??!!!!!!! Go get me an orange julius little girl!!!!! and maybe some french fries...

ya mom has an afro with a chin strap....and her breath smells like earing backs

[Deadmanwalking]

ya mom has an afro with a chin strap....and her breath smells like earing backs

yo, I'm using this fam......that was ridiculous....

[MLiK]

yo, I'm using this fam......that was ridiculous....

That phrase has been copyrighted and trademarked MLIK INC and cannot be used without permission!

[zacchaeus]

you still drink chocolate milk

i smack out teeth and give them back to their owners so they can get some money from the tooth fairy. pimpin ain't easy yo!!

you look like Jimmy Dean sausages

you smell like Weezy's dreadlocks

[maskilz]

Man, ya like that cereal cat Dig 'Em Frog...ya still talkin' "Smack"...bunch of soft cats...ya make the care bears look like savage beast...fo'real son

I'm tough like Popeye, ya bunch of chickens when I show...that's why ya chicks love me
How tough am I, yo son I'm so rough I give electric clippers razor bumps...now what!

Weak cats can't hang with me, I don't have a 401k, I have a AK47...I'm gangsta like that...man, I roll though your weak hood purposely wearing the wrong colors just to get my monthly shots...why? cuz I'm sick like that

Ya wanna be hooligans, ya the type of cats who would take a 2pac wallpaper outside of your homes so ya can claim your "thug-out"...fakers...only time ya cats ever popped a cap was at a pepsi convention...I ain't having it!!!

Cats in the hood show me more props than Carrot Top shows, son...fo'real...ya ain't known cuz ya soft...ya names is like the word "theology and sin" in Joel Osteen' church...it's unheard of...like who, nah never heard of him

Serious son...ya need to stop claiming ya hard, ya be more friendlier than casper...i don't see ya son...I'm mean with it...I'm so mean to sinners, when they listen to my HHH not only do they get convicted but also pedigreed...it's over!

[noblevessel]

I'm so nice on the mic after I recite folks be like thank you....aye yo...Chase Manhattan endorses my mic checks....I help wack emcees find alternative career choices through HotJobs.com...I'll drop your kids off for an unsupervised visit and sleepover at the neverland ranch...aye yo I'm wild son...irrational...Tom Cruise said I was throwed off and suggested I seak counseling...aye yo..ya upper lip smells like one of beyonces used weaves after a concert...aye yo..ya butt smells like a wnba locker room...