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    Quote Originally Posted by C-dero View Post
    WHAT!!! I don't use toilet paper, I use sand paper what!!!!
    Man, that's weaker than an anorexic on a diet, man, peep post #46:

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEMAelMC View Post
    Man what??.. ya'll softer than white bread.... I use cactus instead of toilet paper, son!...
    and use muriatic acid as shampoo, caustic soda as soap and drano as mouth rinse... WHAT!!!!!
    And I use a drill as Q-tips to clean my ears, son!..what!... clip my nails with a saw!.. what!!

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    son i dont use toilet paper, i use 100 dolla bills

    son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

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    lol you guys are weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil View Post
    son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim
    ROTFL!!!! you nasty.

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    dude i don't even go to the bathroom, i hold it in like a real G. WHAT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by savedbygracealone View Post
    lol you guys are weird
    guess us boys will be boys. lol. we still place with rocks and sticks, forget Hasbro. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by savedbygracealone View Post
    lol you guys are weird
    this is what guys do to make themselves laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil View Post
    this is what guys do to make themselves laugh
    I invite Muslims over for chicken dinner and feed them pork and beans like "what!?"...I'm insensitive like that ya heard me...son real talk...you dudes is panseys yo..cats fart potpourri...dudes bumb squats smell like glade plug ins...I'm too crazy for you cats..I go into Synagouges and have seafood dinners serving Rabbis shell fish like what!!! with a drunk Mel Gibson!!! I'm billigerent ya heard me...Scientist have discovered I'm the cause for Global warming...because I'm always heated son...I'ma beast I've been featured on Animal Planet. I'm crazy with it...I'll eat a raw Bison carcass with Tony Chachere's season Salt ...ya'll don't want it...Remember Jimmy Hoffa? Dude owed me 30 dollars and a kalido scope...I'm grimey with it...gotta use oxy clean as a disenfectant
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    Dag Noble...you're A Beast!!!! Rollin In Synogogues W/a Drunk Mel Gibson!!!! Priceless!!!!!
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    son, i cut the other leg off of that war vet & stole his can full of change

    i told a nun that there were hungry kids and sent her into a room full of hungry pitbulls... im just crazy wit it

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    ayo I kickbox blindfolded sign language orangatans while they're tied up and sleeping...


    ya dad smells like used penicillin burgers.....

    i choke slam kittens in my spare time....

    I beat dudes so bad I give me brain repair
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    Quote Originally Posted by noblevessel View Post
    I invite Muslims over for chicken dinner and feed them pork and beans like "what!?"...I'm insensitive like that ya heard me...
    lol that was hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by dremarshall View Post
    Man I eat wood & poop arks son! I harder than Oprah's peidcure, I make midgets wear long pants, I slapbox with blind kids, I once bought a one legged dude a bike then borrowed it!
    I'm so grimey yo I slapbox one handed girls! I tok Stevie wonders glasses & played monkey in the middle, I play twister in a wheelchair & still win! I bite tigers during lunchtime! I'm an original G, I choke poodles & the use 'em as Q-tips, I eat dwarf's and poop Giants! I get it poppin, I slapped a blind kid & took his tv! I melted the mormon tablets into my new grills!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking View Post
    ayo I kickbox blindfolded sign language orangatans while they're tied up and sleeping...
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by noblevessel View Post
    lol
    Yo..yo..yo..thats all...
    You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
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    son, im so rugged that i wont shower for 2 weeks then burn my armpit hairs in an elevator full of people on there way to lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil View Post
    son, im so rugged that i wont shower for 2 weeks then burn my armpit hairs in an elevator full of people on there way to lunch
    yo, i laughed in disgust over that one......that's like one of the grimiest things I've ever heard of.....like, yo, if dude really did that, that would make national headlines and make everyone laugh at the same time...except the people in the elevator


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    Quote Originally Posted by dremarshall View Post
    I'm so grimey yo I slapbox one handed girls! I tok Stevie wonders glasses & played monkey in the middle, I play twister in a wheelchair & still win! I bite tigers during lunchtime! I'm an original G, I choke poodles & the use 'em as Q-tips, I eat dwarf's and poop Giants! I get it poppin, I slapped a blind kid & took his tv! I melted the mormon tablets into my new grills!
    lol @ myself.

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    I got pull ya heard me...my nickname is gravity son...I remember when I made the Cast of "Whats Happening?" come back and do "Whats Happening Now?" cause I got tired of watching reruns....I'm the reason Oprah hasn't gotten married to Stedman...she tried to holla at the kid but i was like let me think about it...shes still waiting...I'm a jerk like that...son I walk little old laidies half way across the street in rush our traffic and fuse the wheels on their walkers...I took the Blind Boys Of Alabama into a lions den recorded it and won best album at the Stellar Awards...I'll go to yo grandmas house and cut a hole in the plastic on her couch and leave the screen door open...I'll switch out your grape juice with grape drink...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking View Post
    yo, i laughed in disgust over that one......that's like one of the grimiest things I've ever heard of.....like, yo, if dude really did that, that would make national headlines and make everyone laugh at the same time...except the people in the elevator



    lol... a bunch of dudes and i were playing halo late one night... one dude kept burning his arm hair

    anyway, it escallated to leg, back and chest hair... and eventually we were all burning our armpit hair

    it smelled so nasty son.....

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