ayosoni'llpunchyouinyourfaceinreallife

[maskilz]

maskillz, yeah...i named you right cause all you're doing is holding "my skills" for me while i dump on your head. now fetch me my size 12 lofers like a good boy. lassie style!!!

What, lassie? Dude, I'm like Pet Super Market the way I be OWNing both you dog and these kittens.

Skills? Hahaha...the only skill you possess is the ability to grow a beard, son...Cujo style...I'm suprised the lady in your avatar didn't call Van Helsing on you...fo'real!!!

Your wordplays does what, Chem?
Please son, my wordplays play with pun, big pun "intended" to do damage to weak wordplays like yours when it's game time, kid... why? cuz they're not playas they just crush a lot !

Moms what, Nobel? teddy rubskin?
Ayo, Yo mama's is the spokeperson for Old Spice for Men, son! She knew it was for her! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPYWTkP9NDM

I'm mean with it kid...
I go to broke families home with a $600 custom made T-shirt that says "Jesus saves...you can learn a lot from him"...now what...I'm the reason they coined the term "fire and brimstone rapper"...I burn these cats home after spittin' a hot sermon on stewardship, son...learn how to budget broke sinners...I'm Cre-flow Dollar on the mic like that...now what!!!

I eat number 2 pencils and feed cloth fabric to spit out Lead Aprons for dental clinics, son... cuz I'm like healthy enamel in a shark's mouth son...I'm hard!!!

What's up!

[iron_jae]

i rip tags off of matresses!!!!

[maskilz]

i rip tags off matrisses.... in the stores foo'

Yo son...keep up with the menu...you'll get eat up and toss away like a cheap dish in Hell's Kitchen son

[iron_jae]

my bad.. too many pages to read kid! besides... dude said "matrisses" not sure we was talking about the same thing.

[maskilz]

my bad.. too many pages to read kid! besides... dude said "matrisses" not sure we was talking about the same thing.

lol...

Dude, it's worth it...when I had time I read the entire thread and it had me, literally, L.O.L. crying son...there are some nice ones in here.

Plus, it will help you not to repeat or bite other people's line!

Keep it coming iron.

[CHEMAelMC]

Say what.. I hear mosquitoes hummin' aroun' my ears.. son.. did someone said sum'n??.. I'm like "let them wanna be's be, son" yeah, I said it again.. I am so raw I bite myself...

But yo, on the real.. there is no need for me to take direct shots at cats son... cuz I'm like a bowling ball hittin' the pin in the center.. and every other pin falls, son.. better yet.. I am like a NUKE BOMB son.. the blast wave of my words alter fools DNA structure and they become mutants son without a mouth son, cuz they remain shut! like WHAT!!!

Yo, you better BEWARE, son, cuz I Punish fools BIG time when I get SUPER LYRICAL with brains full of BLACK THOUGHTs, and if you think I'M STILL NOT A PLAYA.. you right son, I am not.. cuz I'm the couch son.... whatever I say suckas do, son.. word.. just like that son... think ya'll tuff.. keep dreamin' son.... you'll dreams become worse than a windshield on a train after a trainwreck, son... that's right I am a DREAM SHATTERER son, like WHA-WHA-WHAT!!!... son, for reals... son... cats be like yo' don't talk to me son.. don't PUNISH ME!!!.... oh, and by the way, son, stop deceivin' ya self, son... YOU AIN'T A KILLA... and if you've ever killed something.. that's fleas under your mattress son.. word..... ya'll softer than the TRES LECHES desert son... word... I bet after you read this, you gon' tell ya parents son.. cuz you soft like that son.. so PARENTAL DISCRETION is adviced, son... ya'll lucky English is my second language son.. word!!

[maskilz]

ya'll lucky English is my second language son.. word!!

LOLOLOL....

[pchild]

A yo I'll powerbomb yo confidence-
& chokeslam yo earlobes dun

sideshow bob was my student

armwrestle you wit my pinky shun
ya'll remind me of babyburps shun
ya'll look like fake eyelashes
yo yo yo I wear dentures cause I scared my teeth out my mouth yo
i wear straightjackets for winter coats dunn

I'll KO you wit my sneeze & drown you in tub of marbles dun-dunny



HOLLA

[btate0121]

bla bla bla with all yall mouths. shush puppies.

I round up homeless sick guys with no arms. pass out braille bibles. and tell em to follow along while I teach em the gospel of health and wealth.

I strap cell phones to cancer patients.

I give kids snacks while they swim in the pool

I strap calvanists to pughes and make em listen to olsteen messages

I strap armenians to pughes and make em listen to olsteen messages. LOL

[pchild]

Ya whimps suffocate using ultra soft kleenex...now what!!!...

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[pchild]

man this is addcitive!

anywhoo-



YO YO YO

I cut yo face off and where it to trick or treat in-
I'm so raw I drink listerine to quench my thirst-
yo I'm so ill I flunked detention!!

YO YO YO YO

yaw drink starbucks I chew coffee beans wrapped in aluminum foil
I watch Robert eNglund to sleep better
panels fear me I demand yellow tickets & show up in hollywood like -WHAT!!!!

RAW SHUN RAW SHUN YEEEEAH

when I play babolgees I'll say a "b" word on purpose shun -I'm tuff like dat
ya'll sound like tele-tubbies -I'd rather listen to a grape fart
I mean mug my reflection shun my own ego fears me -I'm hard like dat

YEAH YEAH SHUN!!!!

Yeah shun I'm hardcore like the cameraman on cops
yaw smell like flower sweat
I get cavities filled WIT NO NOVACAINE and beg for more shun
I was the only one who didn't run in cloverfield shun -I looked the monster in the eye like WHAT?!
I get smart with the drive-thru person and spit in my own food like "I deserve this" shun I'm so ill..




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[maskilz]

man this is addcitive!

You're not lying...can't get enough

[zacchaeus]

You're not lying...can't get enough

naw, what you can't enough of is getting a full course meal of sole food with these size 12's. WHAT!!!!

[iron_jae]

i gargle with gasoline and floss with barbed wire son!!!!

[maskilz]

naw, what you can't enough of is getting a full course meal of sole food with these size 12's. WHAT!!!!

Shouldn't you be looking for Van Helsing, wolf man? What!!!

[maskilz]

Are you fo'real...dude, I'm like fisticuff on dave chappelle show son...WHAT? I can't hear you HUH?...

Hahaha...bunch of pocket lints, ya softer than 8 year old girls watching bambi at a slumber party Ya wimps suffocate while tring use ultra soft kleenex...now what!!!

Talking hard...hahaha...ya a bunch of actors...ya video tape yaselfs in hood so ya can say ya "keeping it reel"...dude, you live in the suburbs...that's not REAL, wanksta

As for me, I'm keepin' it mean...
I call deportation service on immigrants both citizens and non-citizens for fun...like knock, knock..whose there? INS now start singing Bruce Springsteen "Born In The U.S.A."...ok, you're still not a american citizen...hahaha...I'm mean like that!!!

Straight blazing ya cats...
I can switch to Lamp Mode but I'll still bring the heat on ya suckas

and I'm cold with it too...
I'm so cold, I send pictures of me on vaction to prison in-mates I don't know...I be like, don't ya wish ya were here suckas...hahaha...ayo, I'm not done...on the back of the pictures, your address can be found and with your full name as the sender

[CHEMAelMC]

IT'S CUZ YOU SOFT SON,,,I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PUNCHYOUINTHEFACE THREAD

yo yo son.. I'llkickyainyabuttvirtuallyn'inreallifeson...WHAT! !

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, chema, i'll eat your whole lifeforce with a spoon son.....like mmmmmm, that's real soul food son....

ayo, the only gangsta grill you got is if you throw a barbecue for criminals.....i straight grill gangstas tho.....eatin ice cube crip og's w/extra jheri curl juice....junk be cracklin on the open flame.....

you ol magilla gorilla in the face..huckleberry hound in real life loving carebear pajamas and alllllat......

i'm so guttter they hire contracters to try and clean me.....like naw son, i'm not house gutter son, I'm street gutter....city trying to bring the streetsweepers out...so i pull the streetsweeper out like BONG....

They already named the worst hurricane in the world after me....my name is hurricane abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz I used up all the letters in one shot!!!!!!!


and I ate my uncle's pet rabbit in real life (yo, that's not even a joke...i really did LOL)

[CHEMAelMC]

ayo, chema, i'll eat your whole lifeforce with a spoon son.....like mmmmmm, that's real soul food son....

ayo, the only gangsta grill you got is if you throw a barbecue for criminals.....i straight grill gangstas tho.....eatin ice cube crip og's w/extra jheri curl juice....junk be cracklin on the open flame.....

you ol magilla gorilla in the face..huckleberry hound in real life loving carebear pajamas and alllllat......

i'm so guttter they hire contracters to try and clean me.....like naw son, i'm not house gutter son, I'm street gutter....city trying to bring the streetsweepers out...so i pull the streetsweeper out like BONG....

They already named the worst hurricane in the world after me....my name is hurricane abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz I used up all the letters in one shot!!!!!!!


and I ate my uncle's pet rabbit in real life (yo, that's not even a joke...i really did LOL)

yo yo yo, son... I gotta give it to ya man... fa reals son.. you hard son, you mad hard... son.. and I can even tell ya ain't afraid of a thang man.. you cold you cold son.. and I know you just suicidal like that son.. can't even front on that son.. yeah. you suicidal son.. callin' me out like that son, you playin' with ya life son.. yo, you worse than ALAIN ROBERT climbin' towers and skyscrapers with no safety gear son.. yo.. I see you like a toddler playin' with his daddy's loaded gun thinkin' is a pacifier son.. yo, that's why I gotta give props where props is due son.. but yo, son.. like I said.. my rhymez are hot son, and my words like heat weaves son... I give deadmenwalkin' life back son and turn them into REVIVED BOY SITTIN' son... JUST LIKE THAT SON!! what

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, i'll stay kidnappin ya jellybeans for ransom.....more jellybeans..then i won't even live up to my end of the deal.....

i'm juanita bynum's publicist.

I challeng wack emcees to battles and lose on purpose to make em feel like they're dope...then put em on stage full of false confidence just to watch em get booed off stage..



I cheated at the special olympics.....

son, you're such a loser that if there were a competition for the worst loser of all time, you're such a loser you'd still lose that competition too!!!

I orchestrated a fight between mother theresa and mike tyson....