Uhh... soooo... NOBODY found it strange that all the sudden, out of the blue, Mr. Calvinist of ALL Calvinists would just happen to come out with news SOOOOO shocking on April 1st?!?!?!? Really?!?!?!? (and for the record, I wouldn't have believed this if he said it on June 11th either)-- I know there have been cases of Calvinists going back to thinking how they used to, but it's very very rare and if he would have tried Mike (expo), Redeemed, Jason and QS would have kidnapped him, put a sack over his head and beat him until he came back to his senses...
Uhhh...so ya... next time come with something believable BC. Like... "I saw a UFO yesterday" ORRR "I just found out today that Oprah is my real mother" or "Me and Joel Osteen will be sharing a stage this weekend as we teach from the scripts" something like that... but BC not being a calvinist?
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04-02-2008, 01:31 PM #61HCR Ole' Head
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You call Osteen teaching from the scripts believable???
Originally Posted by CHRISTion
Uhh... soooo... NOBODY found it strange that all the sudden, out of the blue, Mr. Calvinist of ALL Calvinists would just happen to come out with news SOOOOO shocking on April 1st?!?!?!? Really?!?!?!? (and for the record, I wouldn't have believed this if he said it on June 11th either)-- I know there have been cases of Calvinists going back to thinking how they used to, but it's very very rare and if he would have tried Mike (expo), Redeemed, Jason and QS would have kidnapped him, put a sack over his head and beat him until he came back to his senses...
Uhhh...so ya... next time come with something believable BC. Like... "I saw a UFO yesterday" ORRR "I just found out today that Oprah is my real mother" or "Me and Joel Osteen will be sharing a stage this weekend as we teach from the scripts" something like that... but BC not being a calvinist?
"He who hates, disguises it with his lips, and lays up deceit within himself; When he speaks kindly, do not believ him, for there are seven abominations in his heart." Proverbs 26
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I said it once, I'll say it again..."You mean."
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Hey, that's a cute lil girl, Glo. Originally Posted by Gloria
"He who hates, disguises it with his lips, and lays up deceit within himself; When he speaks kindly, do not believ him, for there are seven abominations in his heart." Proverbs 26
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and I'll say it again:
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That's my Mani Bear. She's my god daughter Originally Posted by The_Expositor
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We should have a 'best use of a picture for an avatar' contest. I think you'd win.
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yo, i read the first post without looking at the date and got fooled like a mug! I didnt realize it was that joke till i seen my old posts!
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hence, the nomination for HOF status.
Lo torcido no puede enderezarse, Y lo que falta no se puede contar. Eclesiastes 1:15
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Probably the third best April fools' joke I ever pulled.
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