I'm not a Calvinist anymore.

[BlackCalvinist]

And yet the funniest part is how you got thrown under the bus for it...

Reactions sound more like you converted to Islam. Hmm.

Oh, the funny part is, I played that joke today too (on another board).

Only got one person (who admitted it). Another person IMed me and said she knew it was fake because she was used to getting dissertations from me, not short responses.

[enel]

Over the past few days, I've found a few things that have really been a bit of a challenge to what I traditionally held to as Calvinism. I'm going to take a few days/weeks maybe off from the board to do some more study. Keep me in prayer.

Take care.

Ohhhhh the irony! You should be a poet!

[WhyMe]

.......and I was working on your new acronym..........

Grace
Received
After
Cooperating
Efforts

[Conviction Music]

And yet the funniest part is how you got thrown under the bus for it...

Reactions sound more like you converted to Islam. Hmm.

The people who threw him under the bus knew about the joke, the empathetic and caring people didn't lol

[BlackCalvinist]

Some didn't know until later. Some (like Redeemed) know me well enough to know a joke when they see one....

[naijagirl]

The people who threw him under the bus knew about the joke, the empathetic and caring people didn't lol

I knew. I was told to play Ms. Empathy. And well, people believed me.

[seal]

There are a lot of suckas on this board.


Arminians had to get rid of those, we finally got one Banners...LOL.... J/K...


Grace and Peace,
seal

[Jeffr0cks]

had a feeling this was a [Ephesians 4:29] [Ephesians 4:29] joke.

[apokalum]

*Wakes up to find out that he was fooled*

[BlackCalvinist]

Here's the link from the other board:
http://forum.the5thquarter.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2997



But nothing will ever top my number one joke (for now):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1%2C_2000

It was June-July and people's national offices were STILL getting phone calls about it. I heard I caused an uproar in Texas.

[shekinahsmoke]

Well, I might as well get into it a bit. It's a multi-faceted issue, as I mentioned. I met up with this chick from one of the local CC churches named April (we met on another theology board).... nice girl, big family, intelligent, loves theology. We got to talking online and realized we had a lot in common, so then we got to talking a bit more about theology.


Our convo started off much like some of the ones on here, but took a shift when she didn't give the usual answers to Romans 9. Instead of trying to make it look like it was only talking about nations, she changed the topic completely.

"My last name is Fueles."

I was like "what ?". She said it again. "My last name is Fueles."

I was like...okay, what does that have to do with anything ?

She was like "April Fueles."

cheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! LOL! .. .I admit I wasnt fooled at first.. until I he posted that he was serious... then I joined in midway LOL... such a con man

[phil]

what a jurk!!!!!!!

lol... i probably wouldn't have believed it, if not for the "no hassling" thread for non-calvinists you posted last week

good prank jerkface!

[The_Expositor]

Here's the link from the other board:
http://forum.the5thquarter.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2997



But nothing will ever top my number one joke (for now):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1%2C_2000

It was June-July and people's national offices were STILL getting phone calls about it. I heard I caused an uproar in Texas.

That wouldn't have been in Tyler, TX, would it???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DJ Wade-O]

Here's the link from the other board:
http://forum.the5thquarter.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2997



But nothing will ever top my number one joke (for now):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1%2C_2000

It was June-July and people's national offices were STILL getting phone calls about it. I heard I caused an uproar in Texas.

Ya'll need to peep this out. Based on a lot of the greeks I know...I'm surprised you are still alive bro.

[Under5ive]

LOL!!! I figured this was a joke!!! I said to myself 'of all days why would he post this info on THIS day? I'm gonna check back after midnight' lol.

Very funny you need a whoopin'.

[CHRISTion]

You know... I was thinking to myself, I know the people at HCR did not get duped into believing ANOTHER April Fools Joke, and wouldn't you know it... either you guys are the most gullible group on this planet or... oh never mind, you guys are the most gullible group on this planet.

BTW guys, I'm running for president. And yes I'm serious. No really... somebody else co-sign that I'm doing this so I can get some people to vote for me

[BlackCalvinist]

Ya'll need to peep this out. Based on a lot of the greeks I know...I'm surprised you are still alive bro.

Ha! Man, I ran the #1 Greek Website on the net at that time - I was untouchable. Even had other folk trying to copy it for their 'sister' orgs (which really don't exist, since out of the D9, no one else officially has sisters but us...). Still am, by most standards. Through that site, I probably recruited about 35-40% of the people in Zeta and Sigma that came in between 97 and 2001.

[sonshine]

I know this had to be a joke kerry!!!!!

[BlackCalvinist]

I know this had to be a joke kerry!!!!!

Admit it. By the middle of page 2, you started believing it.

[JARZJR]

Admit it. By the middle of page 2, you started believing it.

i started blieving it by the middle of the second page until i made that post right before you anounced it, lol for about 10 min. i was like 'it couldn't possibly be", lol