Do you think weaves should be outlawed?

**TTate8966** · 01-30-2008, 07:57 PM

Hilarious!

**nar8ta** · 01-30-2008, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by TTate8966

Hilarious!

Na sis your husband is the funniest....me and him in one room and dudes stomaches would be hurting........he's mad silly. laugher is good for the soul. The saints get way to serious at times.

Nar

**TTate8966** · 01-30-2008, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

Na sis your husband is the funniest....me and him in one room and dudes stomaches would be hurting........he's mad silly. laugher is good for the soul. The saints get way to serious at times.

Nar

I know he keeps me rollin!

**Beloved3** · 01-31-2008, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

I'm sick of them tricking me............lieing tongue is an abomination to the Lord !!!!! LOL

Honesly I think they are a national health risk for the sister in the Lord.....Please help our sister over come their ponytail stronghold LOL

Nar

You must of had some scary experience with weave. Has mercy please!

**Beloved3** · 01-31-2008, 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

LOLOLOLOL Yo clay that was Classic LOLOL Chngdwumn's new screen name is "Miss Wiggy" LOL no wait...."wiggy smurf" LOL

Seriously why do sisters put that crap in their heads.......Thats just the spirit of confusion LOL

This video.....just troubles my spirit........why......why...why......Repent!!!!!! LOL sister's .....submit to yall husbands and do not put this crap in yall head LOL Get you holly berry thing crackin if Jesus has curse your hair like the fig tree.....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prv9D5euLrE

Sisters, keep it real, yall know the clip on pony tails need to be thrown in the lake of fire...Them joints are just Demonic!!!!!! You just don't know.......... Let dude walk up to a sister and say how are you doing with a toupee glued backwards lol....we would be so done lol...The pentecostal sister would be throwing oil on you talkin bout "come out of him you foul spirit of hair pride...come out of him" lol

http://www.babytoupee.com/

Remember when GOD told Hosea to marry a prostitute........yo amagine if she had a sweave (super weave).......I would have pulled a jonah.... catch me if you can Lord LOL!!! Na man.... dudes would have been ........talkin bout...."get behind me satan, you are a stumbling block"......i will not marry prosti-weave.....no way!!!!

weaves are a form of divination yo lol....... The black sister have even lead their caucasian sisters astray...... they now have the poodle tail clip-on's now lol straight meeeesssss!!!!!!!

O sister of HCR.........Come out from among your hairdressers and be ye separate!!!!!! Stop tricking the brothers in the Lord ...it is a sin and yall need to get saved lol.

Don't be like Chngdwun.......She has long hair and resorts to wearing a wig.......thats Demonic lol!!!!!! Your even confusing the demons lol ...... the demons are even like "hhuuuu, I didn't tell her to do that, what is she doing, who ordered that, i can't live in this condition" LOLOL hhhhaaaahhhhaaaaaaa (my stomach hurts) lol (P you started it in the sag post lol)

The golden weave award goes to...........Chngdwun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jSxCVdinyI

Lee

I hope you don't mind me joining in.
Look Lee you have to understand that sometimes our hair can be hard to manage, weave and extensions can actually help the growth of your real hair. Not to mention the convince as well. Listen just enjoy it

**nar8ta** · 01-31-2008, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Beloved3

I hope you don't mind me joining in.
Look Lee you have to understand that sometimes our hair can be hard to manage, weave and extensions can actually help the growth of your real hair. Not to mention the convince as well. Listen just enjoy it

Whats up D........ NO just repent and comb your head LOL....I hate weave with a Godly Hatred LOL.... (I'm only playing Dee, this thread is a joke)

Lee

**Beloved3** · 01-31-2008, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

Whats up D........ NO just repent and comb your head LOL....I hate weave with a Godly Hatred LOL.... (I'm only playing Dee, this thread is a joke)

Lee

Hey Lee I'll be praying that u embrace the many illusions of weave. Joke)
Just messin, hey I did repent and tried real hard with my naturel hair,

But I turned back. I should resist more; I need strength. That's how my hair looks now

(joke)

**btate0121** · 01-31-2008, 11:29 AM

I've been following this thread.. but i just can't comment.

not that i don't have anything to say.. believe me... i got TOOOOONS to say....

i just may be assisinated... by a certain family member close to me that may partake in said "hair.... raising... feats" like the weave. *ahem*

it hurts me that i can't comment... *tears welling up*... such a good topic...

**elboogietheservant** · 01-31-2008, 12:05 PM

I almost choked on my tea reading this thread

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy~

Please Bro Nar... Make a covenant agreement with me and the rest of the HCR family to start a thread atleast once a month. Laughing like this is good for my tear ducts, and stomach muscles!!!

But seriously.... Weaves are here to stay... Sisters like versatility besides weaves are biblical... so there is no need to repent from something that is clearly supported by scripture

Samson was pro-weave.

Judges 16:13
Delilah said to Samson, Hitherto you have mocked me, and told me lies: tell me with which you might be bound. He said to her, If you WEAVE the seven locks of my head..

And God has given those who weave wisdom.... check out this script

Exodus 35:35
He has filled them with wisdom of heart... and of the WEAVER, even of those who do any workmanship, and of those who make skillful works.

So Fam, as you can see- those who support weaves and wear weaves are simply trying to be biblical Christians lol

Now that's an exegesis!!!

**chngdwumn** · 01-31-2008, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by elboogietheservant

I almost choked on my tea reading this thread

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy~

Please Bro Nar... Make a covenant agreement with me and the rest of the HCR family to start a thread atleast once a month. Laughing like this is good for my tear ducts, and stomach muscles!!!

But seriously.... Weaves are here to stay... Sisters like versatility besides weaves are biblical... so there is no need to repent from something that is clearly supported by scripture

Samson was pro-weave.

Judges 16:13
Delilah said to Samson, Hitherto you have mocked me, and told me lies: tell me with which you might be bound. He said to her, If you WEAVE the seven locks of my head..

And God has given those who weave wisdom.... check out this script

Exodus 35:35
He has filled them with wisdom of heart... and of the WEAVER, even of those who do any workmanship, and of those who make skillful works.

So Fam, as you can see- those who support weaves and wear weaves are simply trying to be biblical Christians lol

Now that's an exegesis!!!

Wow sis thanks sooo much for this comment. Now I'm still waiting for him to justify the SAGGG

**nar8ta** · 01-31-2008, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by elboogietheservant

I almost choked on my tea reading this thread

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy~

Please Bro Nar... Make a covenant agreement with me and the rest of the HCR family to start a thread atleast once a month. Laughing like this is good for my tear ducts, and stomach muscles!!!

But seriously.... Weaves are here to stay... Sisters like versatility besides weaves are biblical... so there is no need to repent from something that is clearly supported by scripture

Samson was pro-weave.

Judges 16:13
Delilah said to Samson, Hitherto you have mocked me, and told me lies: tell me with which you might be bound. He said to her, If you WEAVE the seven locks of my head..

And God has given those who weave wisdom.... check out this script

Exodus 35:35
He has filled them with wisdom of heart... and of the WEAVER, even of those who do any workmanship, and of those who make skillful works.

So Fam, as you can see- those who support weaves and wear weaves are simply trying to be biblical Christians lol

Now that's an exegesis!!!

Repent sister for blatantly swisting scripture lol .......Samson was born with HAIR...REAL HAIR..... Samson did not have Delilah sew a piece on the back of his neck.....That my sister is witchcraft LOL repent now openly and do not lead your sisters down the path of the ungodly hair piece ever again.......Turn before the hand of GOD kindles against you

Weave are done..........Face it, deal with, heat up you hot comb and get it poppin LOL.
LOL (One Love sis)

Nar

**nar8ta** · 01-31-2008, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by chngdwumn

Wow sis thanks sooo much for this comment. Now I'm still waiting for him to justify the SAGGG

Don't let satan use you....Repent LOL

**Brinson** · 01-31-2008, 01:38 PM

you ever thought where is the factory that makes weave

Lee you should find it and call down fiyah on the factory!

**nar8ta** · 01-31-2008, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Brinson

you ever thought where is the factory that makes weave

Lee you should find it and call down fiyah on the factory!

I hear the Lord in you young man....me and you need to GOD to Red China and shut them down LOL str8 head buttin people in Jesus name LOL

I'm just waiting for "open" repentance from the sistas of HCR.....all I hear is justification, and twisting of scripture......they need to get saved foreal!!!!!!!!! LOL Don't go in your prayer closet and repent ....Repent right here....make a vow to the Lord...but make sure you honor it because why would you want to anger the Lord and he consume the little hair you have left LOL.......Don't let the Lord send the Locust to come and live in your joint LOLOLOLOL.

Lee

**JARZJR** · 01-31-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

I hear the Lord in you young man....me and you need to GOD to Red China and shut them down LOL str8 head buttin people in Jesus name LOL

I'm just waiting for "open" repentance from the sistas of HCR.....all I hear is justification, and twisting of scripture......they need to get saved foreal!!!!!!!!! LOL Don't go in your prayer closet and repent ....Repent right here....make a vow to the Lord...but make sure you honor it because why would you want to anger the Lord and he consume the little hair you have left LOL.......Don't let the Lord send the Locust to come and live in your joint LOLOLOLOL.

Lee

you got me rollin' over here, man...

**elboogietheservant** · 01-31-2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

Repent sister for blatantly swisting scripture lol .......Samson was born with HAIR...REAL HAIR..... Samson did not have Delilah sew a piece on the back of his neck.....That my sister is witchcraft LOL repent now openly and do not lead your sisters down the path of the ungodly hair piece ever again.......Turn before the hand of GOD kindles against you

Weave are done..........Face it, deal with, heat up you hot comb and get it poppin LOL.
LOL (One Love sis)

Nar

Was it Samson's Real Hair!!!... hmmmm, I don't know... I think that's one of those things that we can disagree but not divide over! lololololol

I still need bruthas to scripturally support the penguin look... now that's an abomination!!!! ...LOL

**mgz** · 01-31-2008, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by elboogietheservant

I still need bruthas to scripturally support the penguin look... now that's an abomination!!!! ...LOL

hahahaha!! I just got a visual...I actually don't mind it, as long as it's not the super skinny jeans that are really tight and they're still trying to sag...just take my word for it, you don't want to see it!

**chngdwumn** · 01-31-2008, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by mgz

hahahaha!! I just got a visual...I actually don't mind it, as long as it's not the super skinny jeans that are really tight and they're still trying to sag...just take my word for it, you don't want to see it!

LOL- ME 2 LOL-

**nar8ta** · 01-31-2008, 05:40 PM

Yall sistas need Jesus...Go over there to the Sag post with that mess...you know i got you corner with weave stuff...now yall want resort back...NO Repent!

Thats like the police running up on someone, and he screams out Lee, they got us LOL who you call us they got you" LOL (joke but no joke) LOL

And Again no razor was to touch samson hair so what could have got in there ...treebark..LOL no that was his hair....The Nazarite vow forbids any weave to enter in to his joint....and he was forbiden to drink alcohol so he could never hang out with chngdwnm LOLOLOL She got the Old English 800 demon LOLOL (P you started this)

Lee

**enel** · 01-31-2008, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by nar8ta

I hear the Lord in you young man....me and you need to GOD to Red China and shut them down LOL str8 head buttin people in Jesus name LOL

On a side note...

I know of an evangelist who was in a church service once, and some overweight lady was biting some dudes hand and wouldn't let go, so he (the evangelist) went off WWF style in Jesus name. He ran down the isle screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" then jumped on her back and started smacking her in the head with a Bible (I hope it wasn't a hard cover) saying "IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" (true story)

Talk about loving folks with the love of Jesus...