ayosoni'llpunchyouinyourfaceinreallife

[Deadmanwalking]

that is all.:mad:

[phil]

you wanna shot at the title?

let's dance

[Deadmanwalking]

OHYOUAIN'TKNOW?! I kickbox midgets just to make myself feel like a bigger man.....I kidnap baby chickens for no reason.......i'm cold as ice.....:daydreaming:

[btate0121]

word... i'm poppin them thangs all the time.. cuz it's fun

i can't get enough of those bubble wraps son! word...

[Deadmanwalking]

ay word dun sun dun dididdundunshundun.......



i be clappin at these dudes....


[baritone old man voice]

but they are oftentimes confused for they have done nothing to earn my applause....




[the crowd boos]



thank you thank you...


I'll still kick you in your imaginations son....in real life....like that...tell em I said it.

[CHEMAelMC]

that is all.:mad:

:mad:
?-|-? wansumadis???
_/^----

[Deadmanwalking]

nah, chill fam...your angry face stick figure dude is way tougher than mine....nah, no beef famz....


we cool? you sure.....nah man, I'm sorry I dain't mean it ....I was just pretending....nah chill MAN!!!!! stop hitting me......owwww....i'm tellling my mooooommmms!!!!:cry:

[CHEMAelMC]

I bet my karate kick impressed you.. but, yeah son, we cool we cool, don' trip!.. i was part of the Ninja turtles fan club and learned some stuff..

:mask:
<|>
_/\_

Don't mess with krayzie Makxikenz.. boaaa!

[noblevessel]

Yo son..listen up ya heard me son..I eat baby back ribs made from real baby back son...I'm raw like that son

[noblevessel]

ya'll don't want none son...I'm rawer than sushi son...Chuck Norris hired me to be his body Guard...I'm crazy with it

[btate0121]

man.. you weak.. i cut onions and don't cry sucka.. i ain't GOT no tears foo'.. i'm hard core.

[noblevessel]

Son you're softer than baby poo son...straight liquid mush son..with peas and carrots in it...you aint got no tears so cause you're all cried out from my rawness startling yo soft tale....I'm raw son...non kosher...

[Deadmanwalking]

man.. you weak.. i cut onions and don't cry sucka.. i ain't GOT no tears foo'.. i'm hard core.

Huh? whatchu say fam.....ayo, i eat porcupines and crap wicker baskets son!!

I'll stomp you out w/stop sign paint


...you smell like orangatan happiness.

ya mom smell like used afganistan socks..:realmad:

[Deadmanwalking]

i officially dub this the random acts of ridiculous nonsensical violence.

[zacchaeus]

all yall cats chumpy. i beat up atheists to give christians a good name. yall hard? man, yall softer than termite dung. yall softer than teddy bear guts. yall softer than Urkel's arm muscles. i jack girl scouts for their Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29 then sell them back to them...while they mama watching. WHAT!!!!

[noblevessel]

Hush when a grown man is talking son...leave you wore out like Lou Rawls penny lofers...I'm loco...I'm dastardly son..DMX said I was bugging son! I'm an animal...I'll take ya moms to dinner on mothers day..eat and leave her with the tab son..I don't got no heart

[topherstyles]

I'm so tuff mike tyson got that eye tat as a disguse so I wouldn't recognize him.

[CHRISTion]

:mask:

[Deadmanwalking]

Hush when a grown man is talking son...leave you wore out like Lou Rawls penny lofers...I'm loco...I'm dastardly son..DMX said I was bugging son! I'm an animal...I'll take ya moms to dinner on mothers day..eat and leave her with the tab son..I don't got no heart

lol...that had me laughing....anchorman steez'



I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call her again!!

[Deadmanwalking]

yo, i eat coal and sweat diamonds.......



roundhouse kick your grandmoms with combat boots......awwwwww wait man,,,i feel bad about that one....lol

[CHEMAelMC]

Man, ya'll softer then Charmin ultra soft (http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_ultra_soft.shtml).... I let Kimbo Slice (http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u87/chemaramirez1/kimbo.gif) use me as a punching bag cuz I wanted to feel tickled.. claimin' ya'll hard! yeah, sure!

[phil]

i sleep on a bed of nails and brush with steel woole

son i dont cook nothing, raw steak and potatos... thats my lunch

only time i fire up my grille is to smoke ya punk jokers out the block// i play dodgeball with bricks and rocks//ya'll playing softball with frilly socks// i cut my hair and sold samson the dried out locks//

[zacchaeus]

what yall still got words? man i snatch out your tongues, line them up then do the A-town stomp on them. moms? my mom more man than yall dudes. yall about as masculine as bambi's moms. kick your car in the grill so hard, it'll crack YOUR teeth. WHAT!!

[Brinson]

Yo I'm str8 JIHAD ' N Cats

WHUT

[zacchaeus]

i brush my teeth with jalapeno juice and lemons. i'm so hard i knock my daughter out just by looking at her. ya veggie burger eating bohemians

[noblevessel]

I'm too raw for ya'll pigmies..I'm so raw my bumb squat is a biohazard. I'm wild with it...I'll walk on your lawn son like what! Foregt yo turf builder...I take communion with ginger snaps and thunderbird...I'm raw...

[zacchaeus]

Yo I'm str8 JIHAD ' N Cats

WHUT

dude i'm straight armageddon'n cats. WHAT!!

[zacchaeus]

I'm too raw for ya'll pigmies..I'm so raw my bumb squat is a biohazard. I'm wild with it...I'll walk on your lawn son like what! Foregt yo turf builder...I take communion with ginger snaps and thunderbird...I'm raw...

ROTFL!!! not ginger snaps dude

[CHEMAelMC]

man.. ya'll still say ya'll cold hard.. son, peep thish out son.. da otha day I was walkin' down the block, so I saw this 5 dudes beatin' this poor dude, son.. so I jumped in son...

AND THE 6 OF US BEAT THIS KID PROPERLY!!! what!!, son?

[noblevessel]

You dudes is teddy rubbskin soft...ya'll evil eye make little tikes giggle..dudes is real fragile with theirs...ya'll birthmarks say handle with care...only time cats got beef with me is when they making me dinner...Go head serve it up with a side of rice and gravy...

[zacchaeus]

man.. ya'll still say ya'll cold hard.. son, peep thish out son.. da otha day I was walkin' down the block, so I saw this 5 dudes beatin' this poor dude, son.. so I jumped in son...

AND THE 6 OF US BEAT THIS KID PROPERLY!!! what!!, son?

you a bully. LOL!!!

[zacchaeus]

am i talking to myself here?

i punch holes in the ozone duke. i go to mosh pits for relaxation homey. my wife is even harder than you chicken liver eating pansies. she slaps cops for giving her tickets then eat the tickets in their face. all they do is tip their caps and bounce. dude, man, yo, for reals duke, na'mean, YO!!!

let me catch my breath....

i REALLY bite heads off bats and donate the carcasses to FEMA. WHAT!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

Yo, my wife's so hard and cold hearted she makes me wash the dishes with cold water and.... *clears throat* ehemmmm.. hmmm I believe I shouldn't have mentioned that..

[btate0121]

*smackin lips* weaksauce shun.....

wifey makes me fold the clothes straight out the washin machine still wet... outside in the snow cuzzy... word.

[zacchaeus]

yall wifes are girly girls. my wife got a pink nine milli and goes hunting for dinner in our back yard. and in the winter when the animals hibernate, she goes hunting for dinner in our neighbors homes. WHAT!!!

[noblevessel]

Son...I made Gandi take the nonviolent route...son aint want it wit the kid...I'm ruthless son...I don't take candy from a baby I take ambilical cord fluid from a fetus...like get me that youngin...when I'm starving I gotta get mines...yo word to ya mother...bake me a cake..yo...I'll make ya milk spoil and bread moldy son...Give ya the goods..whoop ya tail then make Penicillin out of the mold so ya can heal ya wounds ya heard me...sometimes I'm nice like that...

[phil]

im so cold i drive 4 hours every week just to dump my garbage in the ocean

son, i steal candy from babies only to spike it in the sand box and hand it back to them

son i was punkin' grown men back in the early 80s when i was still rockin a he-man onesie

as a baby i used tobasco sause for diaper rash... son i stick crap in my pants just to give myself diaper rash

[phil]

i did a cannon ball in birth just to give my mamma more pain son... im hard like that

[btate0121]

*smackin my lips*

duke... yall cream puff punks usin loufs and body wash to scrub up.. man.. i use brillo pads n rubbin alchol. I gotta make sure i get all the blood from under my fingernails from squishin to many butterflies.... BUTTERFLIES. who kills butterflies? ME.. only psycho hard core christians do.. wuddep.

i'm like "word.. see this butter fly? pretend i'm God.. and the butter fly is you". *squish* " and that's judgement day sinner.. get ya life right"

das my Bible tract. i run the hood wit a back pack full of butterflies sonny. wha wha.

you ain't even trynna SEE how i flip pages in my bible.. i flip dem joins so hard i got paper cuts on my fingers... but i don't bleeed.. cuz it only cuts my calouses son. wordup. i done ripped mad passages out just trynna get to the next page.. NOBODY flip harder than me.. they call me lil flip cuzzy. wordup.

[Deadmanwalking]

maaaaaan, you old vaniilla ice cream in the face, long john silver mashed potato looking type dudes is tripping..


i karate chop the life out a blind man's kneecaps...........ya dad smell like rusty fried water sandwiches


i laugh when little kids fall......that's why I push em over for fun..


i stabbed my 3rd grade teacher with a cheese sandwich...

[btate0121]

maaaaan.. yall so soft yall drove past the exxon so you could say you "passed gas"... weakling.

yall fairies tossin quarters at farms so yall could talk about how yall "tipped cows last weekend" man... please.

yall punks buy cd's and drool on 'em talkin about "yeah son.. i spit on tracks all the time!"

yall punks actually BUY CD's.... from the store.. gangsters download from itunes.

yall chumps get married and have babies... put lil red noses on ya tykes so yall can brag about how "we sonnin clowns".

weak man.. jus weak.

[phil]

son i rob from the poor and paypal the money to enron!!!

i joined the peace core just to see folks suffer first hand!!!

ya'll can catch my buying styrofoam to make a campfire!!!

if you see me picking up a hitch hicker... guarenteed im about to do a u-turn!!!

[btate0121]

maaaaaaan...

i pay tithes and claim that money back on my tax return! (LOL.. i do tho.. LOL). and i only paid 'em TWICE last year son!

i rip tags off matrisses.... in the stores foo'

i leave the toilet seat UP in my bafrooms

i don't put the fish back when i go fishin.. i eat that join

i don't wash my hands after... wait.. i'll leave that one to myself....

[phil]

i breed west nile mosquitos

i put mouse traps in dude's bathing suits

[dremarshall]

Man ya'll softer than wet toilet tissue, you pee in the pool, you pick boggers & eat 'em. I saw you in church in biker shorts & suspenders, with church socks & a clip on bow tie.

[CHEMAelMC]

Man what??.. ya'll softer than white bread.... I use cactus instead of toilet paper, son!...
and use muriatic acid as shampoo, caustic soda as soap and drano as mouth rinse... WHAT!!!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

son i rob from the poor and paypal the money to enron!!!

i joined the peace core just to see folks suffer first hand!!!

ya'll can catch my buying styrofoam to make a campfire!!!

if you see me picking up a hitch hicker... guarenteed im about to do a u-turn!!!


this had me rollin

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, i be drop kicking senior citizens on the lunchline..

i tie orphans up and make em watch family movies

i make smores w/ 2x4's and rocks....

I eat sand and poop chandeliers...

i framed Michael Jackson...and OJ....and R Kelly....but not barretta...Barretta did that:swoon:

[dremarshall]

Man I eat wood & poop arks son! I harder than Oprah's peidcure, I make midgets wear long pants, I slapbox with blind kids, I once bought a one legged dude a bike then borrowed it!

[btate0121]

I eat maggots.... i dont' need to elaborate.

[C-dero]

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

Someone’s a wannabe thug, kumbaya
but no one wants to see blood, kumbaya
cats really want to be hugged, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

No one wants to see Cruz, kumbaya
cus no one one wants be bruised, kumbaya
some one's black and blue, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

[CHEMAelMC]

Yo son, I eat poop and poop food, son, WHAT!...
I invite ol' folks to dinner, steal them dentures and give them pork rinds to eat...
I take diabetics to candy stores and take people with high blood pressure to Six Flags... what!!!

[LeethalOne]

What in the Ham n Cheese sandwhch???

[phil]

i eat eggs and poop hot wings

son i eat cows whole and pee whole milk

son i ate a ton of copper and french men & pooped the statue of liberty

[phil]

son i ate kerry and a pair of war boots and pooped out the "bangin for christ" music video

[zacchaeus]

yall making me sleepy with them bed time fables. look ya wimpy and hamburgler rejects, i am the hardest chunk of coal in this bed of dandelions.

i eat nails for dental hygiene. i cheat on taxes to get bigger refunds. my wife is still a virgin, but had our daughter cause i told her i wanted a kid. WHAT!

i kill ants. when i fart gas prices increase. i'm marilyn manson's spiritual advisor. i eat twix. WHAT!!!

[zacchaeus]

i eat eggs and poop hot wings

son i eat cows whole and pee whole milk

son i ate a ton of copper and french men & pooped the statue of liberty

you eat a lot. LOL!! bet you have a good and regular colon. LOL!!

[Deadmanwalking]

Yo son, I eat poop and poop food, son, WHAT!...
I invite ol' folks to dinner, steal them dentures and give them pork rinds to eat...
I take diabetics to candy stores and take people with high blood pressure to Six Flags... what!!!

:biglaugh:

yo, as soon as I read that I started laughing mad hard son...!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

son i ate kerry and a pair of war boots and pooped out the "bangin for christ" music video

yo, this one made me LOL mad hard too!!! dog, this whole thread got me cracking up!!!

[C-dero]

WHAT!!! I don't use toilet paper, I use sand paper what!!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

WHAT!!! I don't use toilet paper, I use sand paper what!!!!

Man, that's weaker than an anorexic on a diet, man, peep post #46:


Man what??.. ya'll softer than white bread.... I use cactus instead of toilet paper, son!...
and use muriatic acid as shampoo, caustic soda as soap and drano as mouth rinse... WHAT!!!!!

And I use a drill as Q-tips to clean my ears, son!..what!... clip my nails with a saw!.. what!!

[phil]

son i dont use toilet paper, i use 100 dolla bills

son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

[savedbygracealone]

lol you guys are weird

[zacchaeus]

son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

ROTFL!!!! you nasty.

[zacchaeus]

dude i don't even go to the bathroom, i hold it in like a real G. WHAT!!

[zacchaeus]

lol you guys are weird

guess us boys will be boys. lol. we still place with rocks and sticks, forget Hasbro. lol

[phil]

lol you guys are weird

this is what guys do to make themselves laugh

[noblevessel]

this is what guys do to make themselves laugh
I invite Muslims over for chicken dinner and feed them pork and beans like "what!?"...I'm insensitive like that ya heard me...son real talk...you dudes is panseys yo..cats fart potpourri...dudes bumb squats smell like glade plug ins...I'm too crazy for you cats..I go into Synagouges and have seafood dinners serving Rabbis shell fish like what!!! with a drunk Mel Gibson!!! I'm billigerent ya heard me...Scientist have discovered I'm the cause for Global warming...because I'm always heated son...I'ma beast I've been featured on Animal Planet. I'm crazy with it...I'll eat a raw Bison carcass with Tony Chachere's season Salt ...ya'll don't want it...Remember Jimmy Hoffa? Dude owed me 30 dollars and a kalido scope...I'm grimey with it...gotta use oxy clean as a disenfectant

[Deadmanwalking]

Dag Noble...you're A Beast!!!! Rollin In Synogogues W/a Drunk Mel Gibson!!!! Priceless!!!!!

[phil]

son, i cut the other leg off of that war vet & stole his can full of change

i told a nun that there were hungry kids and sent her into a room full of hungry pitbulls... im just crazy wit it

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo I kickbox blindfolded sign language orangatans while they're tied up and sleeping...


ya dad smells like used penicillin burgers.....

i choke slam kittens in my spare time....

I beat dudes so bad I give me brain repair

[savedbygracealone]

I invite Muslims over for chicken dinner and feed them pork and beans like "what!?"...I'm insensitive like that ya heard me...

lol that was hilarious

[dremarshall]

Man I eat wood & poop arks son! I harder than Oprah's peidcure, I make midgets wear long pants, I slapbox with blind kids, I once bought a one legged dude a bike then borrowed it!

I'm so grimey yo I slapbox one handed girls! I tok Stevie wonders glasses & played monkey in the middle, I play twister in a wheelchair & still win! I bite tigers during lunchtime! I'm an original G, I choke poodles & the use 'em as Q-tips, I eat dwarf's and poop Giants! I get it poppin, I slapped a blind kid & took his tv! I melted the mormon tablets into my new grills!

[noblevessel]

ayo I kickbox blindfolded sign language orangatans while they're tied up and sleeping...


:spinny: lol

[noblevessel]

:spinny: lol
Yo..yo..yo..thats all...

[phil]

son, im so rugged that i wont shower for 2 weeks then burn my armpit hairs in an elevator full of people on there way to lunch

[Deadmanwalking]

son, im so rugged that i wont shower for 2 weeks then burn my armpit hairs in an elevator full of people on there way to lunch

yo, i laughed in disgust over that one......that's like one of the grimiest things I've ever heard of.....like, yo, if dude really did that, that would make national headlines and make everyone laugh at the same time...except the people in the elevator


:biglaugh:

[dremarshall]

I'm so grimey yo I slapbox one handed girls! I tok Stevie wonders glasses & played monkey in the middle, I play twister in a wheelchair & still win! I bite tigers during lunchtime! I'm an original G, I choke poodles & the use 'em as Q-tips, I eat dwarf's and poop Giants! I get it poppin, I slapped a blind kid & took his tv! I melted the mormon tablets into my new grills!
lol @ myself.

[noblevessel]

I got pull ya heard me...my nickname is gravity son...I remember when I made the Cast of "Whats Happening?" come back and do "Whats Happening Now?" cause I got tired of watching reruns....I'm the reason Oprah hasn't gotten married to Stedman...she tried to holla at the kid but i was like let me think about it...shes still waiting...I'm a jerk like that...son I walk little old laidies half way across the street in rush our traffic and fuse the wheels on their walkers...I took the Blind Boys Of Alabama into a lions den recorded it and won best album at the Stellar Awards...I'll go to yo grandmas house and cut a hole in the plastic on her couch and leave the screen door open...I'll switch out your grape juice with grape drink...

[phil]

yo, i laughed in disgust over that one......that's like one of the grimiest things I've ever heard of.....like, yo, if dude really did that, that would make national headlines and make everyone laugh at the same time...except the people in the elevator


:biglaugh:


lol... a bunch of dudes and i were playing halo late one night... one dude kept burning his arm hair

anyway, it escallated to leg, back and chest hair... and eventually we were all burning our armpit hair

it smelled so nasty son.....

[noblevessel]

that was pretty funny

[Deadmanwalking]

lol @ myself.

Ayo, i did laugh at melting the mormon tablets for grillz though...lol

[Deadmanwalking]

lol... a bunch of dudes and i were playing halo late one night... one dude kept burning his arm hair

anyway, it escallated to leg, back and chest hair... and eventually we were all burning our armpit hair

it smelled so nasty son.....


lolz...ya'lll dudes is CRAZY!!! LOL

[zacchaeus]

i step on old lady's bunions and corns just to hear them pop. i stole Wyclef's guitar. your pops look like Teena Marie. i fever for the flavor of a pringle. i know where you live and i'm looking at you right now. WHAT!!

[Conviction Music]

"I'm so hard I could eat a nerd and poop a book report"

"Im so hard I turn off the Closed captions around deaf people, WHAT!"

[naijagirl]

"I'm so hard I could eat a nerd and poop a book report"

Since when did you become Kirby?
http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Kirby.jpg

Of course, if you don't know who Kirby is, you won't get what I'm saying.

[Conviction Music]

Since when did you become Kirby?
http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Kirby.jpg

Of course, if you don't know who Kirby is, you won't get what I'm saying.

Haha

[CHEMAelMC]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

[noblevessel]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!
Son I'll eat ya lunch for breakfast and breakfast for dinner..I'm irrational...I ride unicycles into on coming traffic craddling a new born..I'm bonkers son...you dudes is mad soft with it...you dudes get paper cuts using Sharman tissue paper...yo yo son..yo...ya mom dukes still tuck ya'll in at night..and lets you suckle on warm breast milk while she reads ya'll the Bernstein Bears...yo

[naijagirl]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

Kirby number 2. Eating ice, and pooping igloos!

[Deadmanwalking]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!. I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!


those 2 lines are classic

[phil]

son im so hard, i ate an xbox and wrote 360 with my poop

[zacchaeus]

son im so hard, i ate an xbox and wrote 360 with my poop

that's nothing homey. i don't even own a system, i go around town with two sticks smacking cats in the head, making them run and jump and performing next gen moves in real life...oh and the graphics are life-like

[zacchaeus]

Yo son, yo, ya'll stealin' game from a brother... how come er'one braggin' bout the thangs I dun did, son.. like' ya'lls carbon copies, son.. yo... I ate part of my self and when I went to the bathroom my son was born like what!!!.... I eat ice cubes and poop full gangsta rap tracks just like that, son ... eat ice blocks and poop igloos, ya'll can't beat me, son!... I don't wear fur coats, son, I see a dog, grab it and wrap it around my neck son, just like that!

dude you don't live in Mexico, that's my back you're standing on. i support civilizations son, WHAT!!! yall poop too much, my stomach's a black hole, so every time a pass gas someone catches Alzheimer's. WHAT!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

Yo, son... I am the cause why Mexico's a 3rd world country son, I let the Americans take California, matter fact, I gave it to 'em son, WHAT... every time I pass gas the peso goes down and the dollar goes up son... I am so hard and heavy a part of California got lowered down, that's why BAJA (lower) California was named that way son.... I eat trees with leaves and everything and poop dolla bills son, that's why they green like WHAT!

[zacchaeus]

I eat trees with leaves and everything and poop dolla bills son, that's why they green like WHAT!

ew...soon. ROTFL!!! that's why i use debit cards. LOL!

[zacchaeus]

yall ain't nothing. you don't have kids, you're just adopting my children i donated to your wives. the middle east use my poop for petroleum.

[phil]

son i eat dollar bills and poop paypal tranfers

i ate the country of mexico and pooped out the country of mexico.... im just to raw like that

i ate a few million mexicans and pooped out an imagration bill!!!! WHAT WHAT SUCKA

[phil]

i eat minerals in the raw and poop out full centrum bottles

i eat coffee beans whole and poop out the worlds most expensive coffee!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

[CHEMAelMC]

son i eat dollar bills and poop paypal tranfers

i ate the country of mexico and pooped out the country of mexico.... im just to raw like that

i ate a few million mexicans and pooped out an imagration bill!!!! WHAT WHAT SUCKA

Yo, son, no wonder why there were lots of Mexicans on milk cartons, son!... but I took that immigration bill, ate it, and pooped them mexicans back and sent them to their homes son!

Man, ya'll ain't got nuttin' on me.. I am the reason why border patrols are prowlin' the border and why americans are so against immigration, son.... they like "Aw that dude Chema gonna consume our natural resources and gonna send the US to 3rd world country status the same way he did to Mexico", son! WHAT!

[phil]

son i eat trees... breath ozone & drink crude oil... and dont give nothing back!

[Deadmanwalking]

I drive a tractor trailor that runs on baby tears and the broken dreams of wannabe Christian rappers.....

cold blooded....:daydreaming:

[noblevessel]

I drive a school bus powered by midgets running on a conveyor belt...I dangle raw deer meat in front of them...they haven't eaten in weeks...

[Deadmanwalking]

i give the elderly heart assault and battery's.....

ya moms smell like dusty turtle kneecaps

i went back in time and put those face tats on lil wayne...

i'm the one who convinced lil wayne it was gangsta to kiss his "daddy"....I convinced baby he was gay.......lol

[Deadmanwalking]

I hand out fake record deals outside of def jam and tell security they're terrorist threats



i feed bunnies deep fried laundry detergent....i'm vile shundun

[Deadmanwalking]

i convinced diddy and kanye they were christians just to see their faces on judement day..... I"M FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noblevessel]

I tell little kids the easter bunny doesn't exist..because I ate him..then I show them the leftovers I kept in a wicker basket..

[CHEMAelMC]

MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN... I'm so cold blooded General Electric have put a blood bank exclusively just for meee mayne, for me to donate blood so they can put in their refrigerators, son, WHAT!!!!.. I'm so cold blooded I give mosquitoes brainfreeze like WHHHAAAT!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN... I'm so cold blooded General Electric have put a blood bank exclusively just for meee mayne, for me to donate blood so they can put in their refrigerators, son, WHAT!!!!.. I'm so cold blooded I give mosquitoes brainfreeze like WHHHAAAT!!!

dag, that could actually be used as a dope punchline...I wish I could use it......

I'm biting you son!!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

dag, that could actually be used as a dope punchline...I wish I could use it......

I'm biting you son!!!!

Yo, son, I am so cold blooded I'm gon' charge you with copyrights, son..like what... it is not that I need the money nor recognition, son.. just to say "yo I dun snatched that munney from Deadmanwalkin' just like that, even before his record hit the store son.." like WHAT!!!

"I dun told how I live, ya'll know me, tho', my pen bleeds/ I'm so cold I give mosquitoes da brainfreeze"

[montenell]

yo we could be next to each other on the same flight and you still wouldnt be on the same plane as me

[shekinahsmoke]

i convinced diddy and kanye they were christians just to see their faces on judement day..... I"M FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW THATS FOOOOOOOOOOOUUULLLLLL!

[MLiK]

man, ya'll all softer than some pink bunny slippers

[zacchaeus]

dude i'm harder than diamond studded dragon teeth. my unborn, unfertilized children are harder than you cats. i spat out Katrina a few years ago.

[maskilz]

You all are soft, son...
I had the energizer bunny arrested on 'battery charges'...WHAT!!!

I'll have your family convince eating cereal with forks will save milk...why? cuz I'm just that mean, son...

You guys are nothing but marshmallows...
Truth be told...I'm the reason muhammad ali trembles

[CHEMAelMC]

Man, ya'lls soffer than the Pillsbury doughboy son... I painted the Red Sea son, cuz there just a lot of blue seas son.. just like that, son.... I killed the Dead Sea son, cuz I couldn't swim there son.. just for fun son... and since then the Ocean became Pacific cuz it got scared it might be the next on my hit list son... like WHAT!!!!

[maskilz]

Please...you make feathers look like anvils

I'm the reason there's an artificial rescue center for animals called sea world...there terrifed of me, son

I'm hard, son...
I'll go to Pastor Steven Anderson church while he's preaching and pee on his wall while reading 1 Kings 14:10 in King James...Now What

I KICK and PUSH children on the playground while listening to Kick, Push by Lupe Fiasco
why? cuz I'm mean, son...

[WhyMe]

Yo son, I'm so foul, I walk around Liberty University and Thomas Road Baptist Church Screaming "Jerry Falwell is now a Calvinist"

son I'm so cold, I'm the reason Mormons have to wear magical underwear all the time.

[WhyMe]

i convinced diddy and kanye they were christians just to see their faces on judement day..... I"M FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL, that's just wrong

[WhyMe]

i jack girl scouts for their Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29 then sell them back to them...while they mama watching. WHAT!!!!

LOL!

[WhyMe]

There are some funny ones here. I've been sleepin' on this thread.

[Mauiboy]

son i dont use toilet paper, i use 100 dolla bills

son, i dont use the toilet bowl seat son... i sit straight up on the rim

haha brah that's hilarious!!!

[maskilz]

noblevessel had me rolling :spinny:

[maskilz]

Stop claiming you guys are cold...I'll spit you guys out cuz ya lukewarm...now what!!!

I'm so cold blooded...my blood type is BZ for "below zero" son

I call the cops on cops just for fun son

I go to restaurants and bring my own food then ask for a refund cuz of poor service and get money back...why? cuz I'm just that cold son

[maskilz]

I got pull ya heard me...my nickname is gravity son...I remember when I made the Cast of "Whats Happening?" come back and do "Whats Happening Now?" cause I got tired of watching reruns....I'm the reason Oprah hasn't gotten married to Stedman...she tried to holla at the kid but i was like let me think about it...shes still waiting...I'm a jerk like that...son I walk little old laidies half way across the street in rush our traffic and fuse the wheels on their walkers...I took the Blind Boys Of Alabama into a lions den recorded it and won best album at the Stellar Awards...I'll go to yo grandmas house and cut a hole in the plastic on her couch and leave the screen door open...I'll switch out your grape juice with grape drink...

:jiggy:

[noblevessel]

yo son I'm so cold son I forced Bob Dole to play a game of handball to the death with a pro hand ball player...only one thing though...I said he could only play with his lame hand hes always holding that darn pin in....ohhhhh Son yo yo...I'll have family reunion in your front yard son and not invite you...yo I'll roll up in ya crib like bra man and eat all your lucheon meat like what...".I just wanted a sammich"...yo son I'm hardcore son I'll stash you and your fam inside of an elephants carcass and make ya'll eat your way out with ya'll hands tied behind ya'll back..yo...

[phil]

son i filled oreos with toothpaste and pass them out at grocery stores claiming they are the new mint oreo

im gangsta rugged like that

[zacchaeus]

yo man, yall baby gangstas yo!! i eat NWA albums and poop ice cubes, WHAT!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

LOL......wow, ya'll dudes are hilarious.....i honestly can't believe this thread is still alive....

[CHEMAelMC]

yo man, yall baby gangstas yo!! i eat NWA albums and poop ice cubes, WHAT!!!

Yo son, ya'll ain't got nothing on me, son... I drink Ice T's and pees ORIGINAL GANGSTAS, son, with the POWER to go to your house for a HOME INVASION son, and make you undastand that RHYME PAYS son!.. and that's just the tip of the ICEBERG.. like what son!!...now let's RETURN TO THE REAL son... LIKE WHAT!!!... I eat wRIGHT and poop fEazy 's son.... like WHAT!!

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, i sleep w/a teddy bear........





































but it's a live grizzly bear that I choke to sleep every night to keep it still....that's as sensitive as I get. :daydreaming:

[maskilz]

Ya a much of handicap powerless puff girls..

I dress like a grocery bagger... ask customers if they would like paper or plastic and when they ask for paper or plastic... I say NO, do it yourself punk....why?cuz I'm that insensitive

Ice per-pus-lee wrote lik diss bad grandmer n Miss cpell in force in u 2 readed diss...cuz I mean like that...got a head ache yet son

I ate 10 big Mac's and poop Mac 10...Now What!!!

I drink gangsta vitamin E so I can pee easy-E

[CHEMAelMC]

Ya a much of handicap powerless puff girls..

I dress like a grocery bagger... ask customers if they would like paper or plastic and when they ask for paper or plastic... I say NO, do it yourself punk....why?cuz I'm that insensitive

Ice per-pus-lee wrote lik diss bad grandmer n Miss cpell in force in u 2 readed diss...cuz I mean like that...got a head ache yet son

I ate 10 big Mac's and poop Mac 10...Now What!!!

I drink gangsta vitamin E so I can pee easy-E

Yo, you bitin' like a toothless shark son:

Yo son, ya'll ain't got nothing on me, son... I drink Ice T's and pees ORIGINAL GANGSTAS, son, with the POWER to go to your house for a HOME INVASION son, and make you undastand that RHYME PAYS son!.. and that's just the tip of the ICEBERG.. like what son!!...now let's RETURN TO THE REAL son... LIKE WHAT!!!... I eat wRIGHT and poop fEazy 's son.... like WHAT!!

But yo, I crushed Bone's so hard they ain't THUG no more and lost their HARMONY son, peep this, son, KRAYZIE got his mind back, LAYZIE got a job real quick, WISH became granted and BIZZY became idle, son.. like WHAT.. Smacked Coolio so hard he changed his name to WARMio, and when KURUPT saw me he became lawful, son... LIKE WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

Man, I'm like ray charles driving a car...I don't see ya
After a "single hit", I'll put you in the hospital then come to your room...start lying by saying "I just want to say I love you" ...with no flowers... have you "Wondering" who's that cat like "Steive"...now what!!!

Forget get bone thugs...I'm the reason bone crusher's in hiding...his scared of me

I'll go to T.D. Jakes church and ask him why he gained back all that weight...cuz I'm cold!!!

Andre 3000 stopped his concert to say "Hey Ya" that cat right there is cooler than ice cool...why? cuz I'm that cold

[shekinahsmoke]

out of the heart the mouth speaks?

[maskilz]

True!

But...
Men and women judge the outward appearance; HOWEVER, God judges the inward parts: the mind and the heart, right?

I think I speak for everyone, including myself, when I say no one in here meant anything by what they said. I would say it's vainity but not the fruit of the heart, fam.


With LOVE,
maskilz revealed

[btate0121]

yall jokin right?

[phil]

True!

But...
Men and women judge the outward appearance; HOWEVER, God judges the inward parts: the mind and the heart, right?

I think I speak for everyone, including myself, when I say no one in here meant anything by what they said. I would say it's vainity but not the fruit of the heart, fam.


With LOVE,
maskilz revealed

you a chicken feather gangsta son! i meant every single word i said son!!! im just to raw like that

[noblevessel]

aye yo son yo...I'll hop in a delorion and go back and smash on ya pa pa ya heard me and take ya moms to the Sadie Hawkins dance like what ...I'm Michael J Foxx like that son yo...yo..

[btate0121]

aye yo son yo...I'll hop in a delorion and go back and smash on ya pa pa ya heard me and take ya moms to the Sadie Hawkins dance like what ...I'm Michael J Foxx like that son yo...yo..

CLASSIC!!! LOL LOL LOL. came close to makin that my signature... LOL.. holarious.

[CHEMAelMC]

out of the heart the mouth speaks?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... you must think you Corey Red tryin' ta "Crash the Party" like that son, like what!, you must have the spirit of bitterness and that's why ya ain't laffin' son... like what, yo....



















sidenote: this is all a joke bro... you really think we mean all of the nonsense we've posted here??.. that's exactly NONSENSE.. this don't make any sense, bro.. for real... and if you felt offended by anything I (or anyone else posted in here) then I apologize... JUST LIKE THAT SON, THAT'S HARDCORE, LIKE THAT SON.. CUZ LIKE SHAI LINNE SAID SON, IF YOU THINK BEING MEEK IS WEAK TRY TO BE MEEK FOR A WEEK SON, just like that!

[CHRISTion]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... you must think you Corey Red tryin' ta "Crash the Party" like that son, like what!, you must have the spirit of bitterness and that's why ya ain't laffin' son... like what, yo....

sidenote: this is all a joke bro... you really think we mean all of the nonsense we've posted here??.. that's exactly NONSENSE.. this don't make any sense, bro.. for real... and if you felt offended by anything I (or anyone else posted in here) then I apologize... JUST LIKE THAT SON, THAT'S HARDCORE, LIKE THAT SON.. CUZ LIKE SHAI LINNE SAID SON, IF YOU THINK BEING MEEK IS WEAK TRY TO BE MEEK FOR A WEEK SON, just like that! Yoooo, Rodney aint serious son-yall go back to being silly, OF COURSE we know it's all a joke uhh...son...

btw, this thread is hilarious, dumb, innovative, and encouraging all at the same time. Props to the thread starter and a big fat THUMBS DOWN to me for not being creative enough to neither start this thread OR add any comedy to it. :(

[CHEMAelMC]

sidenote: this is all a joke bro... you really think we mean all of the nonsense we've posted here??.. that's exactly NONSENSE.. this don't make any sense, bro.. for real... and if you felt offended by anything I (or anyone else posted in here) then I apologize... JUST LIKE THAT SON, THAT'S HARDCORE, LIKE THAT SON.. CUZ LIKE SHAI LINNE SAID SON, IF YOU THINK BEING MEEK IS WEAK TRY TO BE MEEK FOR A WEEK SON, just like that!

Yo, shekinah, I was jokin about the "booin'" thing, ok.. and in the sidenote I meant that what we are posting here is nonsense, not what you said.. ok, just to make things clear :)

[JARZJR]

Booooooooooo.... Ya'll are killing the with all the apologies and what not, lol...

[phil]

i ate all these mexican apologies and pooped out a gangsta rap album

[Deadmanwalking]

Booooooooooo.... Ya'll are killing the with all the apologies and what not, lol...

A'ight then, I'm a pee on your step dad's toenails and straight stare him in the eyes while I do it.


I'm a eat a rib dinner at ya gramma's house and use her favorite table cloth for a napkin....and while she looks at me in horror, I'm a look at her like, duuuuuuuh, what's the problem homie? Huh?:daydreaming:

[Single Eye]

boys............ :rolleyes:

[CHEMAelMC]

Booooooooooo.... Ya'll are killing the with all the apologies and what not, lol...

say what, son??... yo, you've ever tried to apologize in front of virtually THE WHOLE WORLD, son.. I did it just cuz I'm hardcore son.. NO ONE CAN DO IT LIKE THAT, YO!.. like WHAT!!...

LOL :tongue:

[Deadmanwalking]

boys............ :rolleyes:

pretty much.....and to think we're the one's responsible to head a household :wideeyed:

[btate0121]

I steal manacins from JC Pennys and put them in my car so i can use the HOV every mornin

i steal paper from my job for my printer at home

i steal time from my job to make posts on hcr

[Deadmanwalking]

I'm ya baby's daddy's daddy's baby's daddy. put it on the maury show...

[Deadmanwalking]

I steal manacins from JC Pennys and put them in my car so i can use the HOV every mornin

i steal paper from my job for my printer at home

i steal time from my job to make posts on hcr

lawl

[noblevessel]

aye yo son yo..i'll make yo ole lady shave all your chest hair off and put it in a soft shell like taco meat then make you eat it....talk about a hairy situation ..aye yo...I'm so literal with my biblical interpretation yo if your arms cayues you to sin I'll cut that mug off and if your eyes causes you to sin I'll pluck em out and feed em to a parakete...yo yo..you dudes is so soft..ya'll wear them lil footies with the wool balls on the side yo...talking bout thats gangsta..get out of here..yo...yo you dudes sip 40's with a rubber nipple attached aye..yo you cats have ya moms chew ya'll food for you then spill it out of their mouth into ya grill like baby birds or something..ya'll animal planet like that..yo

[zacchaeus]

i don't apologize. i spit truth at DA's , why they so testy in the court room.

i eat false teachers even if a T be in(if a "T be in", get it, huh, huh???!?! lol) and have cross movements

yall softer than synthetic fake weave made with my little pony hairs

WHAT!!!!

[zacchaeus]

aye yo son yo..i'll make yo ole lady shave all your chest hair off and put it in a soft shell like taco meat then make you eat it....talk about a hairy situation ..aye yo...I'm so literal with my biblical interpretation yo if your arms cayues you to sin I'll cut that mug off and if your eyes causes you to sin I'll pluck em out and feed em to a parakete...yo yo..you dudes is so soft..ya'll wear them lil footies with the wool balls on the side yo...talking bout thats gangsta..get out of here..yo...yo you dudes sip 40's with a rubber nipple attached aye..yo you cats have ya moms chew ya'll food for you then spill it out of their mouth into ya grill like baby birds or something..ya'll animal planet like that..yo

LOL.

yo son you a single celled amoeba with no moms. your life cycle is the length of your jokes. WHAT!! i hand cuff wack rappers and throw mics at them.

[noblevessel]

aye yo son..I'll shave ya beard off with a ole dull and rusty pocket knife and a yoo hoo bottle cap then throw salt in the wounds...and sugar to then make you take a nap on an ant farm...I'm crazy son..

[phil]

i wear imus and kramer gear up in the hood

i rock my I <3 Arafat shirts at the synagogue

im just so raw

[noblevessel]

LOL.

yo son you a single celled amoeba with no moms. your life cycle is the length of your jokes. WHAT!! i hand cuff wack rappers and throw mics at them.
aye yo I'll beat you at scrabble using your screen name yo...yo son your breath smells like oprahs sofa cushion yo...aye yo son the only thing grimey about you is your underpants aye yo...got more skid marks than a dirtbike rally...more tred marks than good year..your waist band is yellow tape labled hazardous waist...you can grow a garden in them joints ..look like Bill Cosby and Kamille had a pudding fight in the joints..

[btate0121]

i run a hot dog stand in front of the PETA building with a big 100&#37; beef sign

I drive aggressively

i chew gum in the sanctuary while wearin my hats

when the usher directs me to a chair.. i purposefully sit in a different row.

i talk on my cell phone on public busses just to make people mad even tho i have a car

whenever we go out to eat at a restaraunt.. i pay the bill with nickels and dimes and tip in pennies and we go during lunch so the waiter has to carry the change in her pocket all day and annoy other customers walkin around jinglin.

[Deadmanwalking]

i wear imus and kramer gear up in the hood

i rock my I <3 Arafat shirts at the synagogue

im just so raw


LULZ

[Deadmanwalking]

whenever we go out to eat at a restaraunt.. i pay the bill with nickels and dimes and tip in pennies and we go during lunch so the waiter has to carry the change in her pocket all day and annoy other customers walkin around jinglin.

Yo, i could really imagine this happenning.....LOL

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, ya moms gave you a shape up w/a hot brick.

[shekinahsmoke]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... you must think you Corey Red tryin' ta "Crash the Party" like that son, like what!, you must have the spirit of bitterness and that's why ya ain't laffin' son... like what, yo....



















sidenote: this is all a joke bro... you really think we mean all of the nonsense we've posted here??.. that's exactly NONSENSE.. this don't make any sense, bro.. for real... and if you felt offended by anything I (or anyone else posted in here) then I apologize... JUST LIKE THAT SON, THAT'S HARDCORE, LIKE THAT SON.. CUZ LIKE SHAI LINNE SAID SON, IF YOU THINK BEING MEEK IS WEAK TRY TO BE MEEK FOR A WEEK SON, just like that!
I know I was being salty.. lol .. salty.... LOL... .




pretty much.....and to think we're the one's responsible to head a household


:sike!: :shocked:

[noblevessel]

ayo, ya moms gave you a shape up w/a hot brick.
lol...

[maskilz]

i talk on my cell phone on public busses just to make people mad even tho i have a car

whenever we go out to eat at a restaraunt.. i pay the bill with nickels and dimes and tip in pennies and we go during lunch so the waiter has to carry the change in her pocket all day and annoy other customers walkin around jinglin.

lol and straight up mean :jiggy:

[JARZJR]

I'm ya baby's daddy's daddy's baby's daddy. put it on the maury show...

So.... you're my Grandpa? :SLEEP:


lol... son you mad soft... old Gramps soft... I sneak up on you when you takin a nap and but super glue all up in you dentures... When you wake up you can't do nothin but grunt and moan.... Then i eat ya favorite meal in front of you..........."Why!?", You ask.... 'Cuz i got NO heart... :daydreaming:

[zacchaeus]

son, i steal your myspace page and make it MY SPACE!!!

i jack christian rappers for their CDs then sell them on ebay at the Buy It Now rate. WHAT!!!

i'm wild son, i make calvin and arminius homeboys and come up with a new doctrine called "calvins' arms", yeah, and it has 4 points called P.O.O.P. where People Occasionally/Oftentimes Participate. WHAT!!! reform that!!

i make you give up your real name like a muslim and replace it with a Y. like, why the heck you give up your real name son?

i'm so hard, every time i walk i cause tremors in Indonesia and on Wall St. WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

you a chicken feather gangsta son! i meant every single word i said son!!! im just to raw like that

A yo, I'm chicken feather? Homie please...not only are you a lame duck, you're also "plain" and I'm like michael jackson's ranch...you'll "neverland"

I meant every word too...
I straight up Joel Osteen shekinahsmoke...I pm shekinahsmoke but there's cyanide in the pm I sent and it's bound to smoke up...why? cuz I'm Jim Jones like that :biggrin:

Forget all you constipated wanksta poopers..
Yo, I ate earth, wind, and fire...and poop Captain Planet...now that's gangsta...I already had the water and heart in me...Now what!!!

I'm cold hearted, man...
Check this out! I called Tiger Woods cell phone and asked to speak to "Uncle Tom" :shocked:...why? because I'm like the Grand Master...I'm Green :daydreaming:

[phil]

It wasn't rap, was kinda pop/soft rock/contemporary music, a singer called Marcos Witt

i eat pop/soft rock/contemporary music!!!

[CHRISTion]

A yo, I'm chicken feather? Homie please...not only are you a lame duck, you're also "plain" and I'm like michael jackson's ranch...you'll "neverland"

I meant every word too...
I straight up Joel Osteen shekinahsmoke...I pm shekinahsmoke but there's cyanide in the pm I sent and it's bound to smoke up...why? cuz I'm Jim Jones like that :biggrin:

Forget all you constipated wanksta poopers..
Yo, I ate earth, wind, and fire...and poop Captain Planet...now that's gangsta...I already had the water and heart in me...Now what!!!

I'm cold hearted, man...
Check this out! I called Tiger Woods cell phone and asked to speak to "Uncle Tom" :shocked:...why? because I'm like the Grand Master...I'm Green :daydreaming:This...was...huh...larious :biglaugh:

This thread must go down as the greatest thread EVER

[noblevessel]

I ate Bee Bee and Cee Cee and pooped Winans Phase 2....I'm carniviorisly comtemporary gospel like that...a canabal...I'll replace your Grandpa's false teeth with tic tacs and chiclets...then make him drink a soda and eat a 3 week old porkchop with no utinsels simply for entertainment value...I mass produce bears that shoot eagles that shoot bees out of their beaks for the heck of it...

[Deadmanwalking]

I ate Bee Bee and Cee Cee and pooped Winans Phase 2....I'm carniviorisly comtemporary gospel like that...a canabal...I'll replace your Grandpa's false teeth with tic tacs and chiclets...then make him drink a soda and eat a 3 week old porkchop with no utinsels simply for entertainment value...I mass produce bears that shoot eagles that shoot bees out of their beaks for the heck of it...

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

[phil]

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

yeah, we all had a lil run... but this dude aint wanna quit!!! im runnin on empty... dude is like just gettin started.. and he's still got me smiling

lol

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.

[Deadmanwalking]

ya face smell like barbecue sweatpants

[noblevessel]

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.
I'm still laughing at your shape up with a hot brick response...

[JARZJR]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.

Awwww maaannnnnnn :biglaugh:

[noblevessel]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.
your uncle smells like the inside of R Kelly's phantom of the opera mask....aye yo.....I'll make ya fat aunt steal and transport Domino Sugar in her belly fat then use it to make you a cake..yo I'm mad considerate of the kids like that...yo.....I'll make you knit and model a sweatervest made from Jack Black's back hair...aye yo...I'll make you polish Lou Rawls belt buckle with ya tounge before the UNCF marathon because I'm mad random like that In all my rawness..aye yo..I'll drop you in the middle of mecca during a Hajj with a Mohaamed was a Dush bag tangtop on and house slippers..

[noblevessel]

ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

I feed your favorite diabetic nephew deep fried jelly beans


your uncle smells like R Kelly integrity.......


i turn your coke into a cherry coke using cherry syrup and dandruff....i know I didn't need the dandruff....i just felt like it.
good stuff...

[noblevessel]

yo all you cats are booty man....real tart with it...body aroma smells like a microphone pop filter after a 30 man cypher...

[zacchaeus]

yo all you cats are booty man....real tart with it...body aroma smells like a microphone pop filter after a 30 man cypher...

i give up. ROTFL!!! all hail king noble. LOL.


naw i ain't giving up that easy. i spit jalape&#241;o juice on your acne to watch it sizzle son. who you think you are duke, WHAT!! i paint your face pink and put you on the strip as a Mary Kay salesman. WHAT!! you cats nibble on your own toenails then claim you don't bite. wusses! smack some sense into you then smack any good sense outta ya! WHAT!!

dress you up in Cross Colors and have you do the running man in front of Karl Kani's office, yo. yall ain't of my caliber son. you not even bb pellets. you cats are index finger and thumb gunners, got you shooting air pistols trying to be gangsta, WHAT!!!! turn gangstas into poop inspectors to make sure the colors are even toned, WHAT!!! look like Shabba Ranks before he got a deal, straight muggly for reals!!

[maskilz]

wow man, not takin anything away from the rest of the hilarious posts, but dog, you're a beast.....LOL....you gotta be like the MVP of the thread.

I totally agree...this cat had me :jiggy:

But btate0121 had wordplays that had me crying


maaaaan.. yall so soft yall drove past the exxon so you could say you "passed gas"... weakling.

yall punks buy cd's and drool on 'em talkin about "yeah son.. i spit on tracks all the time!"


ayo, i go to elementary schools with a nametag that says STRANGER and just hand out candy.....

LOLOLOLOLOL



I had to reread the entire thread...man, who ever said laughter is good medicine ain't lying

[maskilz]

But yo, it's whatever man...ya still a bunch of gummy bears

I ain't nice son...
A yo, mathematician mathematically concluded that I'm neither Mode nor Median but straight up Mean son...because of the Range of my rap sheet...now what!!!

I'm like an unexpected storm in the beginning of the fifth month...I'll KO you straight out and have you dancing with stars...why? cuz I'm pretty Mayweather like that

I knock on Jehovah Witness' doors and preach Christ with the NKJV...I don't even need their permission to come in...I just go in and be like WHAT!!!

I'll send a greeting card from HCR.fm to your pastor on his birthday and it'll read HERETIC...why? cuz I'm a cold member like that!!!

I don't eat fish, I eat sharks raw...I ate Jaws son, jaws tried to fight but I punched it and left it toothless...that's why Jaws hasn't been seen in years......CHEMAelMC been complaining ever since

I'm so sick son...
I ate Martha Stewart and poop prison break home made style...I ain't having it son

[zacchaeus]

WHAT!!! yo home skillet, only reason why Jared is so skinny cause i jack him for his subway sandwiches yo!!

yall lamer than Bobby Brown's new book. use it for toilet paper yo!! then give to you on your birthday, so you can smell where i'm coming from. ya heard dunny!!!

yall ain't real! yall faker than Ivana Trunp's wedding!! WHAT!!!

i'm so hard i turn gray area christians into hermaphrodites. WHAT!!! they don't know which way to go yo

couldn't see me with Urkel's glasses yo. ya bout as hard as the Game's new tattoo. ya cover-up gangsta!!! WHAT!!

[maskilz]

What? Ya cotton candy, chia pets are still posting...

Bunch of wanna be gangsta...ya sat on Jack Bauer pics just so ya can tell ya hood rats "you're sitting on 24's"

I ain't having it...
Man, I did the stunner on Steve Austin and knocked him out just for fun...why? cuz I'm stone cold like that

A yo, check this out...Anton Chigurh aka Javier Bardem owe me money, right...I put an air press tank to his head and told him to call heads or tails, right...when it landed, I told him I got good news: I saved money by switching to geico...why? cuz I'm insured like that...But I couldn't kill him cuz I'm like Canton Jones...i'mma stay save like that...so I gave him my lucky coin and tank and told him bounce cuz there ain't "No Country for Old Men"...now what!!! :daydreaming:

Better have my money, son

[maskilz]

I see ya in here CHEMAelMC and noblevessel...now what!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

A yo, ya'll soffer than twinkies, son.. I eat lead seasoned with gunpowder, son.. neighbors be callin' tha po-po's while I poo-poos thinkin' they under attack and stuff... like WHAT!!!.. yo, whenever I wanna laff for a while I go to the amazon river to get a swim and get tickled by the pirannas in that mug, son... yo' whenever I wanna fresh pair of gator shoes, go there, take a pair of them alligators, get on them, wrap them tails around my uncles, son.. those are REAL GATORS WHAT!!

[CHEMAelMC]

yo yo.. I'm so HARD TO THE CORE this one time this dude wanted to fight me, son.. so I'm like BRING IT ON, SON!.. yo, poor dude, bro... he ended with sore and swollen knuckles, son... and his boots, hmmm, shoulda seen them joints.. they ended up unrecognizable... they looked like a trainwreck, son... I did all of that JUST WITH MY FACE, SON.. Like what!!!

[maskilz]

Dude, I jog in "The Mist" for fun...dem things know who the really King is...what's up!!!

Want to know why Jay-z has "99 problems" and not 100...cuz he "lost one" when he met me...I told him he can take care of the rest cuz it ain't my problems...why? cuz I'm Frank Lucas with it son...the original american gangsta

The Bee Gees aren't around no more because "stayin' alive" around me wasn't happening...boom, you're gone son

Yeah, I'm mean son...
I'll have your family eating pizza and ya'll be like, "man, this take-out is tight"...I'll be like, "nah son, it's DiGiorno"...now what!!!

I told Fifthy in his face...he don't make cent and he'll never make change...why? cuz I'm like a dead president son, I'm green

[maskilz]

Man...don't tell me ya tired already...man, I knew ya couldn't hang...I won

[Mauiboy]

Yeah, I'm mean son...
I'll have your family eating pizza and ya'll be like, "man, this take-out is tight"...I'll be like, "nah son, it's DiGiorno"...now what!!!



lolololol

[noblevessel]

Aye yo son..during alergy season I'll put chloroform in your favorite hankierchief...so that every time you blow your nose you pass out ...aye yo..son I'm some raw with it I walk into Neo-Nazi Rally with a kill whitie T-Shirt and a German girlfriend ..aye yo...I'm so wild son....I went on Hell Date and gave the show a hardtime ..yo..I'm so thorough I ended the COld war by telling the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. to warm up to the idea of peace or else...aye yo...I'm slipping..lol....yo!

[phil]

son im so raw, i convinced saruman and darth vador to joine the dark side son... i told them they would win

[Deadmanwalking]

ayo, I'll strap your face to a rock em sock em robots machine and beat you do death like that.........yeah, it'll take like 5 years, but I'm that raw son....


ayo, i'll hypnotize your son to dance ballet he's in kindergarten...send him back to you....having you feel like a failure.........i'm cold like that son.

ya moms wears combat boots

ya teeth look like dusty fish crackers

i'll piledrive your head into your grandfather's pacemaker...make you feel guilty cuz it was YOUR head that caused it...


i robbed a girl scout for her sash and Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29....then i got a credit card in her name and ran up a $51k bill, like what??!!!!!!! Go get me an orange julius little girl!!!!! and maybe some french fries...

[MLiK]

ayo, I'll strap your face to a rock em sock em robots machine and beat you do death like that.........yeah, it'll take like 5 years, but I'm that raw son....


ayo, i'll hypnotize your son to dance ballet he's in kindergarten...send him back to you....having you feel like a failure.........i'm cold like that son.

ya moms wears combat boots

ya teeth look like dusty fish crackers

i'll piledrive your head into your grandfather's pacemaker...make you feel guilty cuz it was YOUR head that caused it...


i robbed a girl scout for her sash and Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29....then i got a credit card in her name and ran up a $51k bill, like what??!!!!!!! Go get me an orange julius little girl!!!!! and maybe some french fries...

ya mom has an afro with a chin strap....and her breath smells like earing backs

[Deadmanwalking]

ya mom has an afro with a chin strap....and her breath smells like earing backs

:biglaugh: yo, I'm using this fam......that was ridiculous....

[MLiK]

:biglaugh: yo, I'm using this fam......that was ridiculous....

That phrase has been copyrighted and trademarked MLIK INC and cannot be used without permission!

[zacchaeus]

you still drink chocolate milk

i smack out teeth and give them back to their owners so they can get some money from the tooth fairy. pimpin ain't easy yo!!

you look like Jimmy Dean sausages

you smell like Weezy's dreadlocks

[maskilz]

Man, ya like that cereal cat Dig 'Em Frog...ya still talkin' "Smack"...bunch of soft cats...ya make the care bears look like savage beast...fo'real son

I'm tough like Popeye, ya bunch of chickens when I show...that's why ya chicks love me
How tough am I, yo son I'm so rough I give electric clippers razor bumps...now what!

Weak cats can't hang with me, I don't have a 401k, I have a AK47...I'm gangsta like that...man, I roll though your weak hood purposely wearing the wrong colors just to get my monthly shots...why? cuz I'm sick like that

Ya wanna be hooligans, ya the type of cats who would take a 2pac wallpaper outside of your homes so ya can claim your "thug-out"...fakers...only time ya cats ever popped a cap was at a pepsi convention...I ain't having it!!!

Cats in the hood show me more props than Carrot Top shows, son...fo'real...ya ain't known cuz ya soft...ya names is like the word "theology and sin" in Joel Osteen' church...it's unheard of...like who, nah never heard of him :daydreaming:

Serious son...ya need to stop claiming ya hard, ya be more friendlier than casper...i don't see ya son...I'm mean with it...I'm so mean to sinners, when they listen to my HHH not only do they get convicted but also pedigreed...it's over!

[noblevessel]

I'm so nice on the mic after I recite folks be like thank you....aye yo...Chase Manhattan endorses my mic checks....I help wack emcees find alternative career choices through HotJobs.com...I'll drop your kids off for an unsupervised visit and sleepover at the neverland ranch...aye yo I'm wild son...irrational...Tom Cruise said I was throwed off and suggested I seak counseling...aye yo..ya upper lip smells like one of beyonces used weaves after a concert...aye yo..ya butt smells like a wnba locker room...

[maskilz]

Nah son...I'm about to end your career...

A yo, I'm so biblical when I spit it come off like "canons" :biggrin:...fo'real, my double-edged verse will spit your head in two so you'll start thinking twice before stepin' up 2 me with that weak mess

I'm mean with it ...I read my bible from Revelation to Genesis...why? cuz I'm unorthodox like that...I'm such an outcast, I'm Andre 3000 son called 7...10 scared of me cause I eight 9...now what!!!

I called TBN and asked why is it called The Blaspheme Network...why? cuz I ain't nice

Mama's?
yo mama wears combat pants and yo daddy wears a tutu...now what!!!

[CHEMAelMC]

Say what??.. I bet ya'll thought I wasn't gonna come back, son.. but I was like, yo, let them wannabe's be, son, so they can be... yo, ya'll softer than software created by microsoft son, like yo, I'm bad and cold hearted like that, son.. like I don't ask for spare change son, I jack them blind men for them pennies in their cans, son... and then tell them, YO YA'LL CAN'T SEE ME!! son.. yo, this one time this wanna be thug gangsta tried to rob me son, dude ended up without socks cuz I jacked him good, son, WITH HIS OWN GLOCK!! son just like that, son.. yo, also, Imma bootlegga for life son.. I already got Trip Lee's new joint on my stock son, he already went bootleg platinum, and he ain't even know it son!... like WHAT!!!.... I'm so cold blooded, I once faked my own death, got a bootlegged death certificate just to get that insurance money son, just like that.. AND I AIN'T EVEN HAD INSURANCE, SON!!.. bought me some sneaks, baggies, a jersey and double cheese burger with that money son!...

like what??

[CHEMAelMC]

yo, son... I am so COLD BLOODED I grab a cup of hot steaming coffe, and drink a frappe.. JUST LIKE THAT!!, son!

[noblevessel]

aye yo..http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/410029 I'm coming to america like that..ayo son yo....I'll play throw up tackle with a pig infant son..what I don't care...I'm merciless...I'll go on sesame street and rotisserie big bird and feed him to the Kid actors on lucnh break...then tell them the bad news..aye yo..yo moms got mre chest hair than Richard Roundtree....aye yo ya uncles wodden led got a kick stand...aye yo...your breath smells like Chaka Khan girddle..yo...aye yo...ya moms so fat she has her own gravitational pull..ayo son..to keep her happy I make sure she always has a lunchable in orbit and some ritz crackers...

[btate0121]

yall STILL talkin?

i taped ya grannys eyes closed during her naptime and played a tape of some hospital background noise and woke her up screaming "NURSE GIMME 300 CC'S OF MICROHAFTACHLORIDE NOW!!!.. SHE'S FLATLINING.. .BRING ME THE CRASH CART!!!"

i volunteer at local kindergartens at lunch so i can shake up all the lil kids sodas before they eat.

I make it rain at shows tossin up "million dollar" gospel tracts (http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=298)

I drive to work and back in an ice cream truck cuz its funn watching lil kids chase me onto the interstate

I slay cats online in halo 3 talkin mad trash.. them give 'em the gospel after they lose.

i roll thru burger king and order mc'donalds stuff.. and tell em i want it MY way

I steal identities so i can attend seminary classes while somebody else pays for it

i steal Bibles from churches i visit... and yeah.. i take towels and keep the door keys to hotels i stay in too

as a kid, all the other kids made lemonade stands.. i made money on a CHOCOLATE MILK stand (i cornered the market) and used 20&#37; hersheys chocolate syrup.. the rest was dirt and water... it cut back on costs.. saved me bundles.

[CHEMAelMC]

yo, son.. I'm so heartless I get flatlines on electrocardiograms.. son.. I'm so heartless cardio programs do nothing to me, son.. just like that son!!... I'm so heartless this one time I grabbed this dogg that was barking at me, son.. so I took a syringe full of gasoline, injected on tha dog, son... then I let it go.. it ran some blocks and the it dropped to the floor son, just like that son.. the foolish dog ran out of gas, son!!! WHAT!!!!

[MLiK]

yall STILL talkin?

i taped ya grannys eyes closed during her naptime and played a tape of some hospital background noise and woke her up screaming "NURSE GIMME 300 CC'S OF MICROHAFTACHLORIDE NOW!!!.. SHE'S FLATLINING.. .BRING ME THE CRASH CART!!!"

i volunteer at local kindergartens at lunch so i can shake up all the lil kids sodas before they eat.

I make it rain at shows tossin up "million dollar" gospel tracts (http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=298)

I drive to work and back in an ice cream truck cuz its funn watching lil kids chase me onto the interstate

I slay cats online in halo 3 talkin mad trash.. them give 'em the gospel after they lose.

i roll thru burger king and order mc'donalds stuff.. and tell em i want it MY way

I steal identities so i can attend seminary classes while somebody else pays for it

i steal Bibles from churches i visit... and yeah.. i take towels and keep the door keys to hotels i stay in too

as a kid, all the other kids made lemonade stands.. i made money on a CHOCOLATE MILK stand (i cornered the market) and used 20% hersheys chocolate syrup.. the rest was dirt and water... it cut back on costs.. saved me bundles.

I make it HAIL, I throw quarters. I take Gideon Bible and put them in Catholic Church pews. I told Naaman that he smelled like Fat Joe's tour bus, so he went BACK to the Jordan and bathed again. I'm sooooo street like white lines and potholes!

[JARZJR]

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

[zacchaeus]

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

amen. lol

[zacchaeus]

YO YO son, what cousin!!! yo na'mean, yo dunny!!!!

what was i gonna...oh yeah, YO YO!!!

ya mama!! like that son, just, ya mama!!!

i'm foul like a flock of seagulls. WHAT! bite your head off and spit it at Ozzy Osbourne, what what!! jack you for all your kicks then give them to kids with no feet!! i'm abominable like that son. colder than polar bear toe nails yeah!!!! i'm futuristic son, make Andre 3000 look like Anthony 3 and a half. WHAT!! i'm so ill, i regurgitate black plagues and hand grenades, rhyme scheme bananas yo!! i'm in the lineage of Ezekiel son, i ain't gonna see death, feel me yo! buttery hotness, buttery hotness! i loaned that phrase to Sho Baraka and he think cause he ain't paid me for it that i won't smack locks back into his head. back to the future style yo!!! line every HCR cat up and make yall do the macarena! uncivilized son, my style has no inhabitants, even God is clueless of my skill tree. i love God so much, there isn't enough room for anyone else, so yall cats gonna burn baby burn!!!! WHAT!!

[MLiK]

YO YO son, what cousin!!! yo na'mean, yo dunny!!!!

what was i gonna...oh yeah, YO YO!!!

ya mama!! like that son, just, ya mama!!!

i'm foul like a flock of seagulls. WHAT! bite your head off and spit it at Ozzy Osbourne, what what!! jack you for all your kicks then give them to kids with no feet!! i'm abominable like that son. colder than polar bear toe nails yeah!!!! i'm futuristic son, make Andre 3000 look like Anthony 3 and a half. WHAT!! i'm so ill, i regurgitate black plagues and hand grenades, rhyme scheme bananas yo!! i'm in the lineage of Ezekiel son, i ain't gonna see death, feel me yo! buttery hotness, buttery hotness! i loaned that phrase to Sho Baraka and he think cause he ain't paid me for it that i won't smack locks back into his head. back to the future style yo!!! line every HCR cat up and make yall do the macarena! uncivilized son, my style has no inhabitants, even God is clueless of my skill tree. i love God so much, there isn't enough room for anyone else, so yall cats gonna burn baby burn!!!! WHAT!!



you cold man? well I'll melt you cuz I'm so hot. The kid so hot that smoky the bear has me on his most wanted list. my alias is molten cuz I'm like lava. I've got fire department on speed my homies and homettes! I'm so hot the devil's scared to go to me, mayne! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SORRY, melted my keyboard again I'm so hot!!!!!!

[noblevessel]

you son...my ryhmes are so heavy..when I droped a hotline this morning it caused that earthquake in the midwest...

[CHEMAelMC]

a yo, a yo.. son, my rhymez are SO HOT peeps call me M.C. Dragon Volcano Tabasco, son... they gotta give me an asbestos mic son, otherwise... they melt in my hands like m&m's in ya hand while you in the Palm Springs desert son.... my rhymes are so hard construction workers ask me for my rhyme books to build skyscrapers with'em, son like WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

You're what? Homie please, you got more stories than a skyscraper...stop with dem fairy tales...ya a bunch of softies...ya bleed easily when Dj's cut up...that's why ya don't go to concerts...

You’re face does what? Please son, you’re just ugly…so ugly ya make blind children cry son…now what

A yo, I do damage using my “pinky and the brain”…yeah man, and guess what I’m gonna do tonight son…

I’m like the NorthPole…ya like to frostbite when I come with the coldness

You’re mean hot? Please son, I was the Sun back then….folks thought my “Ray Comfort” but almost had them on “The way [to see] the Master” quick…but I’m cold now

I’m like Viggo Mortensen aka Tom Stall…I have “A History of Violence” due to my meanness

Check this out, I met this employee name Polly at Boston Market…I asked for water, she gave me it straight out the faucet... I just lost it ...now she lives in my pocket…why? cuz I don’t toy around like that…I’m nasty

I ate Dave Chappelle, went to the restroom, farted laughing gas and poop Chris Rock…don’t go in son…”Everybody hates Chris” at my house…fo’real

I’m like satellite radio son…I’m Sirius…I got so much different gangsta lyrics on my floor…cuz I’m versatile like that...gotta keep it hood

I stay gangsta…
Bling, bling…I don’t rock diamonds…I rock cameras…why? cuz I’m flashy like that…tru playa fo’real

I don’t wear Bapes…I wear Beethoven’s son…cuz I’m classy like that…gave up my Reeboks for dem really classics…what? where I got dem…sorry playa, it’s classified…just said God orchestrated the blessing

[maskilz]

Moms?
I thought I was nasty son till I met cha moms… when she’s tired she take naps in “restrooms”…grimy son

Yo mama breathe so stink, she can’t help but talk Crap…why? cuz Yo mom’s harder than you son…she wears extra strength bifocals and still doesn't see you…you’re that soft...gangstalicious soft

Ya the type of cats who’ll ask ya barber to give you a uneven shape up then wear a du-rag so you can tell your boys you got a “hidden mixtape”...not keeping it real kid

Ya the type of cats that will put a basketball and football in your 92 accord just to say you have a sports car...wanksta

I ain't nice...
A yo, check this out, I once robbed a elementary school for animal crackers…gotta have dem crakers…I’m a beast like that…dem kids were my hostages…I tied dem up then hung dem up in mid air and then started playing their favorite game…duck, duck, goose…and guess what, ain’t no one moving…why? cuz they were “held up” son…it was a stick up, ain’t no one playing man

I wear camouflage fatigue gear and a chain that says WAR…cuz I’m ready for it...my mirror confirms I’m RAW like that…eat both ya chickens and the beef ya trying to serve me...raw


Though I’m cold I still raise Hail son…yep, I sneak up like a “Quiet Storm” then…BAM…start posting “Random Post”…folks here ask questions like, 'why are you doing this'... cuz they want “The Answer” I be like “it’s Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29Eph. 4:29”…I steal signatures like 'Grace and Peace' without permission or “seal” of approval…why? cuz I’m rude like that…now what!!!

I’ll separate you like the word microphone…I’ll slice you with my “mic” and then call the paramedics with the “phone”…it's over

Fo’real son…I end careers yo…Nappy Roots aren’t around cuz I introduce dem to Sean Combs…straighten them boys out, kid…I’m mean like that son…ain’t no one making the band kid

I jaywalk in front of police for fun...don't need this http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/35615-2.jpg

I don’t listen to secular artist, secular artist listen to me…and check this out though…I don’t even got an album or a mixtape...talk about gangsta


NOW WHAT!!!

[zacchaeus]

Moms?
I thought I was nasty son till I met cha moms… when she’s tired she take naps in “restrooms”…grimy son

Yo mama breathe so stink, she can’t help but talk Crap…why? cuz Yo mom’s harder than you son…she wears extra strength bifocals and still doesn't see you…you’re that soft

Ya the type of cats who’ll ask ya barber to give you a uneven shape up then wear a du-rag so you can tell your boys you got a “hidden mixtape”...not keeping it real kid

Ya the type of cats that will put a basketball and football in your 92 accord just to say you have a sports car...wanksta

I ain't nice...
A yo, check this out, I once robbed a elementary school for animal crackers…gotta have dem crakers…I’m a beast like that…dem kids were my hostages…I tied dem up then hung dem up in mid air and then started playing their favorite game…duck, duck, goose…and guess what, ain’t no one moving…why? cuz they were “held up” son…it was a stick up, ain’t no one playing man

I wear camouflage fatigue gear and a chain that says WAR…cuz I’m ready for it...my mirror confirms I’m RAW like that…eat both ya chickens and the beef ya trying to serve me...raw


Though I’m cold I still raise Hail son…yep, I sneak up like a “Quiet Storm” then…Bam…start posting “Random Post”…when folks ask a question here and they want “The Answer” I be like “it’s cookies”…I steal signatures like Grace and Peace without permission or “seal” of approval…why? cuz I’m rude like that…now what!!!

I’ll separate you like the word microphone…I’ll slice you with my “mic” and then call the paramedics with the “phone”…it's over

Fo’real son…I end careers yo…Nappy Roots aren’t around cuz I introduce dem to Sean Combs…straight them boys out…I’m mean like that son…ain’t making the band kid

I jaywalk in front of police for fun...don't need this http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/35615-2.jpg

I don’t listen to secular artist, secular artist listen to me…and check this out though…I don’t even got an album or a mixtape


NOW WHAT!!!

that ain't nothing short round! i'm platinum on every country from albums i thought about 10 years ago. beyond digital download son, OG wit ti!!

the cops ask me for protection and assistance duke. they call me when in need. i'm mad CIA with mines yo!!

i'm so untolerable son, that i told Chema next time you rap to keep it real, he went and turned into Mellow Man Ace, like WHAT!!! straight old school caliente essay, yeah and i spelled essay incorrectly cause i'm GED like that yo!!!

i step to you posers and make you get acid indigestion. you can't stomach how cold i am!!! acid reflux all over your wack rap sheets like WHAT!!

[Deadmanwalking]

real talk, ya'll try too hard.....ain't no wordplay....sssssssain'tagayyymmme.....i tell my words to do like 'YO WORDS, GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH'.....

my stuff ain't post to be dope....it is what it is....i mail failed aids tests to random people....have people cryin like "i didn't even know I took a tess and now I gots da aids!!" and then I show up to their window and start pointing and laughin....don't even tell em it's fake though....I just laugh....

your face smells like cholesterol sandwiches....


your face smells like handicap helmet straps.....


ooooooooooooooooh,





















yeah, i said it.

:daydreaming::daydreaming: what?

[Deadmanwalking]

a yo, a yo.. son, my rhymez are SO HOT peeps call me M.C. Dragon Volcano Tabasco, son... they gotta give me an asbestos mic son, otherwise... they melt in my hands like m&m's in ya hand while you in the Palm Springs desert son.... my rhymes are so hard construction workers ask me for my rhyme books to build skyscrapers with'em, son like WHAT!!!

yo, i really don't know why,but this made me lol....chema's a funny dude.

[maskilz]

real talk, ya'll try too hard.....ain't no wordplay....sssssssain'tagayyymmme.....i tell my words to do like 'YO WORDS, GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH'.....

my stuff ain't post to be dope....


Who me, son? My wordplays like to play with words, and they like to scare people by mailing enevlopes with pillsbury's bake powder in 'em ...why? they love givin' people the THE FINGER! ... real talk...boo, it's anthrax...dough boyee

Your wordplays are pseudo son...they were never "dope" to begin with :biggrin:


that ain't nothing short round! ...

the cops ask me for protection and assistance duke. they call me when in need. i'm mad CIA with mines yo!!

Cops call you? Hahaha...please, I get calls to protect both secert service men and the people they protect son...

You're hard? duke, wikipedia has your pics for the defintion "soft" son...
You claim you're poppin' rounds kid...be specific son...you're poppin' pimples and razor bumps...that's why you sometime don't shave

Serious...
ya face smell like a porta potty at a million man march...NOW WHAT!!!

[phil]

son

my favorite meal is dolphin burger with a side of mockingbird hot wings!!! im just so raw like that

[maskilz]

Hahaha...those things are liking chewing gum son...

I flew to chicago just to eat cubs partna...I ain't lion I ate everything in the zoo after that... then flew to New York and poop Ol' Dirty Bast**d solo album...now what...I ain't nothing to mess with

[maskilz]

Man...don't tell me ya tired already...man, I knew ya couldn't hang...I won

:daydreaming:

[noblevessel]

ayo son ya moms got more chest hair than teddy rubskin...ayo son you dudes is mad sweet yo...ya heart pumps kool-aid son...ayo son I'm hardcore...I make toddlers square off in cage matches for lunch money.....for myself... Ayo..I'm ok with sweat shops...Who esle gonna make my Jordan's and dollar store place mats...ayo...I steal from the rich and the poor...I make homless people use up all the coins in their coffe cups by promising to get something to eat if they play me in Super Streetfighter 2 turbo at the arcade...I never said I would by them dinner..I just said I promised to get something to eat...suckas...

[maskilz]

What? You still want to dance? :mad:

[maskilz]

Please son, ya Gerber baby food, soft son…ya wakeup every Saturday mornings to watch Winnie the Pooh in ya care bears pajamas

Yo kid, fear-factor is a spin-off of a banned reality show base on me son…I’m cruel to cats like that …I was like Shaq son, not "heat" but "the sun" the way I was blazing and torturing this cats...but i'm cold now

A yo,
I’m so cold, I build snowman using real men and I use yellow snow to build it son :biggrin:…now what!!!

Fo'real son, straight cold...I take handicap kids to the amusement park for my amusement…they started complaining...so like that movie “Drillbit Taylor”…I beat them kids in front of their Parental Guidance-13 times...I ain't having it!!!

I mean son...
I go to antique stores and ask "what’s new"... cuz I’m a jerk like that

Check this out...I’m with Martyr, Inc. son…I’m the ambassador and a phanatik, boyee...I'll started a cross movement in ya area and have ya cats holier than ever...if you catch my drift

Cuz I'm raw with it son...
I ate Fruity Loops and Emmental cheese from Switzerland and poop Swizz Beatz...no lighters in the air son unless you want to blow up

[CHEMAelMC]

Ayo, ya'll like some lil' toddlers son.. all soft and cute trying to act hard son..
I bet ya'll thought I was done, son... but naw...
Talking bout "wordplay".. say what?... my wordplay so hard, when I say something a "play" is set on stage, son!!

Yo, I am so cold, I tell my kids.. "yo, get ready we bout to go to the movie theatre and the circus", so I take them there.. stay outside of them joints and tell'me "yo take a good look... you done?... let's go then", my kids be like "aren't we goin in?" I'm like "naw, I never told you we was goin in...LET'S BAIL!!"....

[phil]

son, im extreem with it!!!!!

i ride bikes with only knee pads, no helmet... right by the cops like, "WHUT!!!"

son, i pick flowers of other folks gardens!!!

i go to soup kitchens and get served 2 times!!!

i slice dudes up with flower blades

[zacchaeus]

i poop on all yall suckas! straight lactose intolerant style with bubbly stomachs. make everybody black from the matter. WHAT!!!

jack cats for their weak skills, make them doper, then sell them back to them per diem. WHAT!!

turn deadmanwalking into livingmandying. process of elimination style homey!! and Chema you can't see my style...in person. deportation style on you homes, busch-tactics on the real!!!! WHAT!!! make noblevessel look like despondanttupperware. WHAT! straight put some leftovers in you to warm my meal. burn baby burn!!!! and you maskillz, yeah...i named you right cause all you're doing is holding "my skills" for me while i dump on your head. now fetch me my size 12 lofers like a good boy. lassie style!!! WHAT!!! and happened to your certificate to practice medicine phil??? huh?!?!? not a doctor no more, huh?? didn't have the patients?? clown you like steven king novels...naw you too young to get that simile. clown you like homey and bust you over the head with you rap sheets. gimme dat!!!! Mlik does the body bad. why i had to poop on cats. black face style with a white mustache. WHAT!!!!

[Deadmanwalking]

wow ,you dudes are beasts....i can't keep up son,,,,,,, i can't do it.

[Deadmanwalking]

you mad cuz ya mom cuts your hair wit a broken steaknife handle.....


ya moms gave you a shape up w/a basketball.

ya moms gave you a shape up w/a rusty bicycle pump



the original pledge of allegiance looked like the nazi salute....true story....look it up....

i shatter your patriotic dreams...

i punched stevie wonder inthe face cuz dude was lookin at me funny...LIKE YO SON PUTCHA GLASSES BACK ON SON, YOU FREAKIN ME OUT!!!! :mad:



i framed roger rabbit.


I agree to take paternity tests on Maury even though i never met the girl....I just wanna jump around and make fun of the chick.......LIKE HAAAAAAAAAAA YOU DON"T KNOW WHO YO BABYDADDDY IS!!!!!! HAAAAAAAA you smell like burnt girraffe kneecaps!!! whatcha feel bout that?

[Emayus]

I got Osama in my closet

I spray-painted Obama black, just to get black folks excited

I write Ambassador's lyrics, he's really a muslim

I punch kids in the jaw so they have to go get it wired shut, than i go to the hospital and eat ice cream and hamburgers in front of them...IN FRONT OF THEM!

Right now, as I'm typing this, I'm pulling the claws out of a really cute kitty's paws and mixing them into my Great-Grandfather's oatmeal. wut up?

Jada Pinkett's really my wife, I just let Will front. Those kids from I Am Legend, and Pursuit of Happiness? They're mine. Look at em, they don't look nuthin like that fool.

I'm the reason DMX hasn't fully converted, he keeps hanging out with me and getting in trouble.

Me and the pope got tipsy recently when he was in town; he's scared I'm going to tell the vatican. I said, "Shut up you old self-righteous punk! Give me yo' sandwich."

[phil]

I make up extra screen names just to tick off Vic & to vote for myself in the graphics wars.

I shot regan just to make the Democrats look bad.

I shot kennedy just to make John Wilkes Booth feel better.

[Deadmanwalking]

yo, daaaaaasssssssssssss cold phil......

any reason you dropped the c-tide? I've been meanin to ask

[phil]

yo, daaaaaasssssssssssss cold phil......

any reason you dropped the c-tide? I've been meanin to ask

cause quiet storm called me "cheese-tide"

[zacchaeus]

yo, daaaaaasssssssssssss cold phil......

any reason you dropped the c-tide? I've been meanin to ask

phil is c-tide??? wow. i need to learn dudes real names. lol

[Deadmanwalking]

phil is c-tide??? wow. i need to learn dudes real names. lol

My real name's David....

[phil]

phil is c-tide??? wow. i need to learn dudes real names. lol

what is your real name?

[zacchaeus]

what is your real name?

Joseph....Joseph E. Banks, Jr. to be official with it.

i'm so hard my pops had to clone his name and give it to me cause i asked for it...after birth!!! WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

Yo, I am so cold, I tell my kids.. "yo, get ready we bout to go to the movie theatre and the circus", so I take them there.. stay outside of them joints and tell'me "yo take a good look... you done?... let's go then", my kids be like "aren't we goin in?" I'm like "naw, I never told you we was goin in...LET'S BAIL!!"....


I make homless people use up all the coins in their coffe cups by promising to get something to eat if they play me in Super Streetfighter 2 turbo at the arcade...I never said I would by them dinner..I just said I promised to get something to eat...suckas...



Dude...and I'm biting like a toothless shark? :skeptical::realmad::nah:

Dude, you're as original with that as carlos mencia with his standups! :biggrin::wink: Joe Rogan-ing you son!!!

[pchild]

my turn:smile:



yo yo yo I have asthma attacks on purpose dun-
I skinny dip in pirahnna infested waters wit paper cuts on my thumbs-

ya'll smell like waitresses shun-
I stare at the sun for hours shun -HOURS SHUN//
ya'll remind me of ballerina advertisements // Darth Maul owes me money-

I jaywalk in rush hour for fun yo -I'm ill like dat



WHAT!!!

[maskilz]

maskillz, yeah...i named you right cause all you're doing is holding "my skills" for me while i dump on your head. now fetch me my size 12 lofers like a good boy. lassie style!!!

What, lassie? Dude, I'm like Pet Super Market the way I be OWNing both you dog and these kittens.

Skills? Hahaha...the only skill you possess is the ability to grow a beard, son...Cujo style...I'm suprised the lady in your avatar didn't call Van Helsing on you...fo'real!!! :biggrin:

Your wordplays does what, Chem?
Please son, my wordplays play with pun, big pun "intended" to do damage to weak wordplays like yours when it's game time, kid... why? cuz they're not playas they just crush a lot ! :wink:

Moms what, Nobel? teddy rubskin?
Ayo, Yo mama's is the spokeperson for Old Spice for Men, son! She knew it was for her! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPYWTkP9NDM

I'm mean with it kid...
I go to broke families home with a $600 custom made T-shirt that says "Jesus saves...you can learn a lot from him"...now what...I'm the reason they coined the term "fire and brimstone rapper"...I burn these cats home after spittin' a hot sermon on stewardship, son...learn how to budget broke sinners...I'm Cre-flow Dollar on the mic like that...now what!!!

I eat number 2 pencils and feed cloth fabric to spit out Lead Aprons for dental clinics, son... cuz I'm like healthy enamel in a shark's mouth son...I'm hard!!!

What's up!

[iron_jae]

i rip tags off of matresses!!!!

[maskilz]

i rip tags off matrisses.... in the stores foo'


Yo son...keep up with the menu...you'll get eat up and toss away like a cheap dish in Hell's Kitchen son

[iron_jae]

my bad.. too many pages to read kid! besides... dude said "matrisses" not sure we was talking about the same thing.

[maskilz]

my bad.. too many pages to read kid! besides... dude said "matrisses" not sure we was talking about the same thing.

lol...:jiggy:

Dude, it's worth it...when I had time I read the entire thread and it had me, literally, L.O.L. crying son...there are some nice ones in here.

Plus, it will help you not to repeat or bite other people's line!

Keep it coming iron.

[CHEMAelMC]

Say what.. I hear mosquitoes hummin' aroun' my ears.. son.. did someone said sum'n??.. I'm like "let them wanna be's be, son" yeah, I said it again.. I am so raw I bite myself...

But yo, on the real.. there is no need for me to take direct shots at cats son... cuz I'm like a bowling ball hittin' the pin in the center.. and every other pin falls, son.. better yet.. I am like a NUKE BOMB son.. the blast wave of my words alter fools DNA structure and they become mutants son without a mouth son, cuz they remain shut! like WHAT!!!

Yo, you better BEWARE, son, cuz I Punish fools BIG time when I get SUPER LYRICAL with brains full of BLACK THOUGHTs, and if you think I'M STILL NOT A PLAYA.. you right son, I am not.. cuz I'm the couch son.... whatever I say suckas do, son.. word.. just like that son... think ya'll tuff.. keep dreamin' son.... you'll dreams become worse than a windshield on a train after a trainwreck, son... that's right I am a DREAM SHATTERER son, like WHA-WHA-WHAT!!!... son, for reals... son... cats be like yo' don't talk to me son.. don't PUNISH ME!!!.... oh, and by the way, son, stop deceivin' ya self, son... YOU AIN'T A KILLA... and if you've ever killed something.. that's fleas under your mattress son.. word..... ya'll softer than the TRES LECHES desert son... word... I bet after you read this, you gon' tell ya parents son.. cuz you soft like that son.. so PARENTAL DISCRETION is adviced, son... ya'll lucky English is my second language son.. word!!

[maskilz]

ya'll lucky English is my second language son.. word!!

LOLOLOL....:jiggy:

[pchild]

A yo I'll powerbomb yo confidence-
& chokeslam yo earlobes dun

sideshow bob was my student

armwrestle you wit my pinky shun
ya'll remind me of babyburps shun
ya'll look like fake eyelashes
yo yo yo I wear dentures cause I scared my teeth out my mouth yo
i wear straightjackets for winter coats dunn

I'll KO you wit my sneeze & drown you in tub of marbles dun-dunny



HOLLA

[btate0121]

bla bla bla with all yall mouths. shush puppies.

I round up homeless sick guys with no arms. pass out braille bibles. and tell em to follow along while I teach em the gospel of health and wealth.

I strap cell phones to cancer patients.

I give kids snacks while they swim in the pool

I strap calvanists to pughes and make em listen to olsteen messages

I strap armenians to pughes and make em listen to olsteen messages. LOL

[pchild]

Ya whimps suffocate using ultra soft kleenex...now what!!!...





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