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nar8ta
01-29-2008, 06:25 PM
I'm sick of them tricking me............lieing tongue is an abomination to the Lord !!!!! LOL


Honesly I think they are a national health risk for the sister in the Lord.....Please help our sister over come their ponytail stronghold LOL


Nar

mgz
01-29-2008, 06:56 PM
LOL!!!

why brother's always hating on a weave:elvis: what do y'all have against it?

I have never known any man that approved of a weave, is it really that bad!?!

Ras
01-29-2008, 07:18 PM
Some weaves are ok. However, I hate the pony tail weave. How can the rest of your hair looked nappy but then you'll have a curly pony tail weave. I hate that. Just try to fool somebody.

elboogietheservant
01-29-2008, 07:34 PM
Hands down

The funniest Thread title I have seen in my short HCR board life span!!!

Bro....bro.......bro...

--- *speechless and about to fall out laughing*

apokalum
01-29-2008, 07:35 PM
I think if more then 4 horses suffered for your weave then you shouldn't be allowed to wear it.

NiteLyte
01-29-2008, 08:00 PM
WOW.

Um, yeah...

I don't have a problem with weaves, myself. I personally don't wear them (only wore a hairpiece once or twice way back when my hair was shorter and I was younger). I don't see what the problem is. Some of ya'll fellas' ancestors wore wigs too back in the day! Check out Egyptian history and you'll see what I mean, lol. :)

But I do think that if someone is wearing a weave out of insecurity, they need to get things straight with that. Long and curly as opposed to shorter and more tightly curled is not the "right" kind of hair. African Americans were poisoned with this notion long ago (and still some today!) that white is right. But God created you how you are and He doesn't have a problem with you. He thinks it's beautiful. So if you wear a hairpiece, wig, weave, etc., check your motivation.

The_Expositor
01-29-2008, 08:35 PM
Yo, I'm on a break at school and so I logged in to see what's going on. I bust out laughing at this thread. My teacher asked me what was so funny but I can't tell her.......















She's wearing a weave.

thankfull
01-29-2008, 08:49 PM
I'm sick of them tricking me............lieing tongue is an abomination to the Lord !!!!! LOL


Honesly I think they are a national health risk for the sister in the Lord.....Please help our sister over come their ponytail stronghold LOL


Nar

Well, didn't have much of a choice in the poll bruh! LOL I don't have a weave, but I used to rock ponytails. If I didn't have locs I would most definitely still rock the ponytails. Get over it man, sisters will continue to wear weaves...LOL:)

DJ Links
01-29-2008, 09:06 PM
Bun fiyah pon all di hair weave dem!!!!!!

FIYAH BUN!!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/hair424getty.jpg)

faith215
01-29-2008, 09:10 PM
Well, didn't have much of a choice in the poll bruh! LOL I don't have a weave, but I used to rock ponytails. If I didn't have locs I would most definitely still rock the ponytails. Get over it man, sisters will continue to wear weaves...LOL:)

Ummmm yeah I use to wear weave over my locs when I had them LOL.....weave cap tho so everyone just thought I cut my locs but it was kewl.

thankfull
01-29-2008, 09:15 PM
Ummmm yeah I use to wear weave over my locs when I had them LOL.....weave cap tho so everyone just thought I cut my locs but it was kewl.

I've heard of that being done before....I'll wear a wig before I wear a weave over my locs! LOL:swoon:

faith215
01-29-2008, 09:19 PM
I've heard of that being done before....I'll wear a wig before I wear a weave over my locs! LOL:swoon:

Weave caps and wigs are basically the same, just like creating a wig specifically for your head and with my head size on top of long locs at the time it was ideal:)

MLiK
01-29-2008, 10:01 PM
This thread is just unbeweavable. I can't beweave the things people are saying. I say we all join hands and sing that ol' negro spiritual "Weave in the Water"

chngdwumn
01-29-2008, 10:19 PM
Hmmm, let's see.My natural hair is long. But if I feel like wearing a wig I will,lololol.

Ok so let's make a deal no wiggs for the women and brothers gota pull up there pants-lol

What ya'll think about that???:jiggy:

Brinson
01-29-2008, 10:25 PM
ponytail strong hold


I LOVE IT


I can't wait till Nar8ta open his church

mgz
01-29-2008, 10:27 PM
Hmmm, let's see.My natural hair is long. But if I feel like wearing a wig I will,lololol.

Ok so let's make a deal no wiggs for the women and brothers gota pull up there pants-lol

What ya'll think about that???:jiggy:

uh, ionknow sis...I don't think I can commit to that:jimlad:

Jason718
01-29-2008, 10:44 PM
But I do think that if someone is wearing a weave out of insecurity, they need to get things straight with that. Long and curly as opposed to shorter and more tightly curled is not the "right" kind of hair. African Americans were poisoned with this notion long ago (and still some today!) that white is right. But God created you how you are and He doesn't have a problem with you. He thinks it's beautiful. So if you wear a hairpiece, wig, weave, etc., check your motivation.

bad argument.

When I think of exactly what this is and how to concisely state why it is wrong, i'll be back on this thread.

clayfilms
01-29-2008, 10:44 PM
Bun fiyah pon all di hair weave dem!!!!!!

FIYAH BUN!!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/hair424getty.jpg)


"fiyah bun"..how ironic when most cats afflicted by the weave demon in brooklyn..kill the "cogic weave bun"...LOL


but yeah lee, i'm with my sister chngdwumn...

i'll lead a "weave thou art loosed" women's conference in brooklyn if you lead a tristate "manIFEST pants that sit on your waist" men's conference...

Devin
01-29-2008, 10:45 PM
bad argument.

When I think of exactly what this is and how to concisely state why it is wrong, i'll be back on this thread.

ROTFL

mgz
01-29-2008, 11:13 PM
bad argument.

When I think of exactly what this is and how to concisely state why it is wrong, i'll be back on this thread.

LOL!!!!!



"fiyah bun"..how ironic when most cats afflicted by the weave demon in brooklyn..kill the "cogic weave bun"...LOL


but yeah lee, i'm with my sister chngdwumn...

i'll lead a "weave thou art loosed" women's conference in brooklyn if you lead a tristate "manIFEST pants that sit on your waist" men's conference...


Don't do it sis, just leave the weave be! Let them have their saggy britches...we can't afford to lose our wea....

NiteLyte
01-29-2008, 11:22 PM
bad argument.

When I think of exactly what this is and how to concisely state why it is wrong, i'll be back on this thread.

Alrighty. Nada problema.

Question: Are you pro or anti-weave? As for me, I think it's fine to wear one and I have no problems with them (so long as they don't look a mess, lol).

I'm a black female, btw.

joseph29
01-29-2008, 11:22 PM
as long as the girl doesnt have the gass weave, where one week its down her back, and the next week its mini ponytail. other than that its good. Thats why i prefer a girl with natural hair, cuz at least u know what you're getting lol.

NiteLyte
01-29-2008, 11:25 PM
Thats why i prefer a girl with natural hair, cuz at least u know what you're getting lol.

Sorry to sound stupid, but may I ask what you mean by this? I hear guys say this all the time and I would like to know what they mean.

(I have a guess.)

nar8ta
01-30-2008, 01:17 AM
Bun fiyah pon all di hair weave dem!!!!!!

FIYAH BUN!!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/hair424getty.jpg)

Yu don know already....Me nu check fe de weave dem .....LOL

J.B.
01-30-2008, 02:10 AM
LOL!! Nar8ta, you are wild for this one!

nar8ta
01-30-2008, 02:12 AM
"fiyah bun"..how ironic when most cats afflicted by the weave demon in brooklyn..kill the "cogic weave bun"...LOL


but yeah lee, i'm with my sister chngdwumn...

i'll lead a "weave thou art loosed" women's conference in brooklyn if you lead a tristate "manIFEST pants that sit on your waist" men's conference...



LOLOLOLOL Yo clay that was Classic LOLOL Chngdwumn's new screen name is "Miss Wiggy" LOL no wait...."wiggy smurf" LOL


Seriously why do sisters put that crap in their heads.......Thats just the spirit of confusion LOL

This video.....just troubles my spirit........why......why...why......Repent!!!!!! LOL sister's .....submit to yall husbands and do not put this crap in yall head LOL Get you holly berry thing crackin if Jesus has curse your hair like the fig tree.....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prv9D5euLrE



Sisters, keep it real, yall know the clip on pony tails need to be thrown in the lake of fire...Them joints are just Demonic!!!!!! You just don't know.......... Let dude walk up to a sister and say how are you doing with a toupee glued backwards lol....we would be so done lol...The pentecostal sister would be throwing oil on you talkin bout "come out of him you foul spirit of hair pride...come out of him" lol


http://www.babytoupee.com/


Remember when GOD told Hosea to marry a prostitute........yo amagine if she had a sweave (super weave).......I would have pulled a jonah.... catch me if you can Lord LOL!!! Na man.... dudes would have been ........talkin bout...."get behind me satan, you are a stumbling block"......i will not marry prosti-weave.....no way!!!!


weaves are a form of divination yo lol....... The black sister have even lead their caucasian sisters astray...... they now have the poodle tail clip-on's now lol straight meeeesssss!!!!!!!



O sister of HCR.........Come out from among your hairdressers and be ye separate!!!!!! Stop tricking the brothers in the Lord ...it is a sin and yall need to get saved lol.

Don't be like Chngdwun.......She has long hair and resorts to wearing a wig.......thats Demonic lol!!!!!! Your even confusing the demons lol ...... the demons are even like "hhuuuu, I didn't tell her to do that, what is she doing, who ordered that, i can't live in this condition" LOLOL hhhhaaaahhhhaaaaaaa (my stomach hurts) lol (P you started it in the sag post lol)


The golden weave award goes to...........Chngdwun


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jSxCVdinyI


Lee

saintjoetheservant
01-30-2008, 03:03 AM
hahahahahahahahaha

yessssssssssssssssssssss....you wild for this one nar

DJ Links
01-30-2008, 12:04 PM
I am so glad I used the restroom before reading your last post Lee.

chngdwumn
01-30-2008, 01:13 PM
LOLOLOLOL, OHHH LEE, MMM, I THINK I SAW THE LEXUS HAD 2 FLAT TIRES U BETA PUT ON YOUR SPECS AND GO CHECK YA WHIP,LOL

CLAY SEE HOW HE WENT ALL AROUND THE PULL PANTS-BUT THEY GROWN MEN WEAR TIGHT SAGGY PANT LIKE THEY CHRIS BROWN & DIPSET- I SEE WHERE DUDES GET THE STYLE FROM,LOL- TEENIE BOPPERS UR FASHION IDOL,LOL


HE CAN'T DO IT. LIKE I SAID I DON'T NEED A WIGG-I'LL PUT IT PON MY HEAR IF I WANA-

OH DON'T THINK THE CAUCASION SISTERS DON'T WEAR THEM- THEY WEAR EM MORE NOW THAN THE SISTA'S REAL TALK- LOL

CLAY I H8 THAT COGIC BUNN,LOL

nar8ta
01-30-2008, 02:10 PM
Yo, I'm on a break at school and so I logged in to see what's going on. I bust out laughing at this thread. My teacher asked me what was so funny but I can't tell her.......













She's wearing a weave.





LOLOLOL TTTTTTTrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuffffffff LOL

Stand up and tell that sister....."If the Lord allows your repentance......burn that thing or you will lift your eyes up from hell lol

Sick-a-dat-mess lol We need an anti-weave coalition to evengalize and disciple these sisters lol.......

I did the Godly step of (matt ch 18:15)....I told chngdwmn her fault ....(she did not listen)....I took two witnesses.....(she did not listen).....now I had to bring you in front of the church......(you didn't listen).....Now I have to treat you like a non-believer...chngddwmn......don't call my phone until you have been deliverer from the wig demon.....and don't touch my car.....I know you Brooklyn sister...yall need Jesus out there LOL.


Lee

illuminaticx
01-30-2008, 02:26 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_jSxCVdinyI

Check out Nar in this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c3vtWmcVRaQ

I see you Nar... I like that orange T!

:elvis:

J =]

mgz
01-30-2008, 02:29 PM
Check out Nar in this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c3vtWmcVRaQ

J =]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! what was that?!?!?! Is that how Baltimore gets down...y'all killing me LOL

djHeir
01-30-2008, 02:38 PM
wow...weave for men...i've seen it all

JARZJR
01-30-2008, 02:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prv9D5euLrE





Nar, you tryin to scare me half to death postin videos like that, lol :swoon:

mgz
01-30-2008, 02:40 PM
Nar, you tryin to scare me half to death postin videos like that, lol :swoon:

whatchutalkin 'bout, that was informativvvve!

JARZJR
01-30-2008, 02:47 PM
whatchutalkin 'bout, that was informativvvve!

That naw sis, that was SCARY, lol... and deceptive, lol...

clayfilms
01-30-2008, 03:38 PM
CLAY SEE HOW HE WENT ALL AROUND THE PULL PANTS-BUT THEY GROWN MEN WEAR TIGHT SAGGY PANT LIKE THEY CHRIS BROWN & DIPSET- I SEE WHERE DUDES GET THE STYLE FROM,LOL- TEENIE BOPPERS UR FASHION IDOL,LOL

didn't he tho??..cats better hope they never get chased by a crooked cop with that sagging foolishness...it'll be a wrap...just call sharpton now...cats walking like the man crippled from birth in Acts 14:8 (http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Acts+14%3A8)

DJ Links
01-30-2008, 03:48 PM
didn't he tho??..cats better hope they never get chased by a crooked cop with that sagging foolishness...it'll be a wrap...just call sharpton now...cats walking like the man crippled from birth in Acts 14:8 (http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Acts+14%3A8)

No you dint!!!:biglaugh:

nar8ta
01-30-2008, 07:15 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_jSxCVdinyI

Check out Nar in this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c3vtWmcVRaQ

I see you Nar... I like that orange T!

:elvis:

J =]

LOL you have to do better than that illumi....I do this joke thing for a living LOL

Lee

nar8ta
01-30-2008, 07:33 PM
didn't he tho??..cats better hope they never get chased by a crooked cop with that sagging foolishness...it'll be a wrap...just call sharpton now...cats walking like the man crippled from birth in Acts 14:8 (http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Acts+14%3A8)

Don't say that clay, I almost got lock up on some saggy stuff ....thats not funny LOL dudes ripped their draws trying to hop a fence trying to get away from popo.....Them dudes beat me down LOL..... The Popo hit me in the face with their walkie talkies for hours LOLOL (funny but not funny) .....After the "Rodney King anointing", dudes got up.....walked to the church ...and got saved....The preacha didn't even have to preach to me....Dudes was like "What must I do to be saved ...this is just ridiculous, save me Lord" LOL Thank GOD for salvation LOLOLOL (Joke but no joke) HAAHHHHAAAA LOL Dudes was on the alter lumped up confessing sins I haven't even comitted yet..."Minority Report Confessions" LOL......Thank you Jesus for those days being over LOL.

The road to damascus is a hard road to walk LOL dudes been through it all LOL I need to write a book LOL.

Lee

TTate8966
01-30-2008, 08:57 PM
Hilarious!

nar8ta
01-30-2008, 11:12 PM
Hilarious!

Na sis your husband is the funniest....me and him in one room and dudes stomaches would be hurting........he's mad silly. laugher is good for the soul. The saints get way to serious at times.



Nar

TTate8966
01-30-2008, 11:23 PM
Na sis your husband is the funniest....me and him in one room and dudes stomaches would be hurting........he's mad silly. laugher is good for the soul. The saints get way to serious at times.



Nar

I know he keeps me rollin!

Beloved3
01-31-2008, 07:00 AM
I'm sick of them tricking me............lieing tongue is an abomination to the Lord !!!!! LOL


Honesly I think they are a national health risk for the sister in the Lord.....Please help our sister over come their ponytail stronghold LOL


Nar

:nah:You must of had some scary experience with weave. Has mercy please!

Beloved3
01-31-2008, 07:18 AM
LOLOLOLOL Yo clay that was Classic LOLOL Chngdwumn's new screen name is "Miss Wiggy" LOL no wait...."wiggy smurf" LOL


Seriously why do sisters put that crap in their heads.......Thats just the spirit of confusion LOL

This video.....just troubles my spirit........why......why...why......Repent!!!!!! LOL sister's .....submit to yall husbands and do not put this crap in yall head LOL Get you holly berry thing crackin if Jesus has curse your hair like the fig tree.....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prv9D5euLrE



Sisters, keep it real, yall know the clip on pony tails need to be thrown in the lake of fire...Them joints are just Demonic!!!!!! You just don't know.......... Let dude walk up to a sister and say how are you doing with a toupee glued backwards lol....we would be so done lol...The pentecostal sister would be throwing oil on you talkin bout "come out of him you foul spirit of hair pride...come out of him" lol


http://www.babytoupee.com/


Remember when GOD told Hosea to marry a prostitute........yo amagine if she had a sweave (super weave).......I would have pulled a jonah.... catch me if you can Lord LOL!!! Na man.... dudes would have been ........talkin bout...."get behind me satan, you are a stumbling block"......i will not marry prosti-weave.....no way!!!!


weaves are a form of divination yo lol....... The black sister have even lead their caucasian sisters astray...... they now have the poodle tail clip-on's now lol straight meeeesssss!!!!!!!



O sister of HCR.........Come out from among your hairdressers and be ye separate!!!!!! Stop tricking the brothers in the Lord ...it is a sin and yall need to get saved lol.

Don't be like Chngdwun.......She has long hair and resorts to wearing a wig.......thats Demonic lol!!!!!! Your even confusing the demons lol ...... the demons are even like "hhuuuu, I didn't tell her to do that, what is she doing, who ordered that, i can't live in this condition" LOLOL hhhhaaaahhhhaaaaaaa (my stomach hurts) lol (P you started it in the sag post lol)


The golden weave award goes to...........Chngdwun


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jSxCVdinyI


Lee

:arghh:
I hope you don't mind me joining in.
Look Lee you have to understand that sometimes our hair can be hard to manage, weave and extensions can actually help the growth of your real hair. Not to mention the convince as well. Listen just enjoy it :wideeyed:

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 10:32 AM
:arghh:
I hope you don't mind me joining in.
Look Lee you have to understand that sometimes our hair can be hard to manage, weave and extensions can actually help the growth of your real hair. Not to mention the convince as well. Listen just enjoy it :wideeyed:

Whats up D........ NO just repent and comb your head LOL....I hate weave with a Godly Hatred LOL.... (I'm only playing Dee, this thread is a joke)


Lee

Beloved3
01-31-2008, 12:25 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh:
Whats up D........ NO just repent and comb your head LOL....I hate weave with a Godly Hatred LOL.... (I'm only playing Dee, this thread is a joke)


Lee

:biglaugh: Hey Lee I'll be praying that u embrace the many illusions of weave. Joke)
Just messin, hey I did repent and tried real hard with my naturel hair,:(
But I turned back. I should resist more; I need strength. That's how my hair looks now:elvis: (joke)

btate0121
01-31-2008, 12:29 PM
I've been following this thread.. but i just can't comment.

not that i don't have anything to say.. believe me... i got TOOOOONS to say....

i just may be assisinated... by a certain family member close to me that may partake in said "hair.... raising... feats" like the weave. *ahem*

it hurts me that i can't comment... *tears welling up*... such a good topic...

elboogietheservant
01-31-2008, 01:05 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:I almost choked on my tea reading this thread

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy~

Please Bro Nar... Make a covenant agreement with me and the rest of the HCR family to start a thread atleast once a month. Laughing like this is good for my tear ducts, and stomach muscles!!!

But seriously.... Weaves are here to stay... Sisters like versatility besides weaves are biblical... so there is no need to repent from something that is clearly supported by scripture

Samson was pro-weave.

Judges 16:13
Delilah said to Samson, Hitherto you have mocked me, and told me lies: tell me with which you might be bound. He said to her, If you WEAVE the seven locks of my head..

And God has given those who weave wisdom.... check out this script

Exodus 35:35
He has filled them with wisdom of heart... and of the WEAVER, even of those who do any workmanship, and of those who make skillful works.

So Fam, as you can see- those who support weaves and wear weaves are simply trying to be biblical Christians:wink: lol

Now that's an exegesis!!!

chngdwumn
01-31-2008, 01:20 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:I almost choked on my tea reading this thread

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy~

Please Bro Nar... Make a covenant agreement with me and the rest of the HCR family to start a thread atleast once a month. Laughing like this is good for my tear ducts, and stomach muscles!!!

But seriously.... Weaves are here to stay... Sisters like versatility besides weaves are biblical... so there is no need to repent from something that is clearly supported by scripture

Samson was pro-weave.

Judges 16:13
Delilah said to Samson, Hitherto you have mocked me, and told me lies: tell me with which you might be bound. He said to her, If you WEAVE the seven locks of my head..

And God has given those who weave wisdom.... check out this script

Exodus 35:35
He has filled them with wisdom of heart... and of the WEAVER, even of those who do any workmanship, and of those who make skillful works.

So Fam, as you can see- those who support weaves and wear weaves are simply trying to be biblical Christians:wink: lol

Now that's an exegesis!!!



Wow sis thanks sooo much for this comment. Now I'm still waiting for him to justify the SAGGG

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 02:30 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:I almost choked on my tea reading this thread

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy~

Please Bro Nar... Make a covenant agreement with me and the rest of the HCR family to start a thread atleast once a month. Laughing like this is good for my tear ducts, and stomach muscles!!!

But seriously.... Weaves are here to stay... Sisters like versatility besides weaves are biblical... so there is no need to repent from something that is clearly supported by scripture

Samson was pro-weave.

Judges 16:13
Delilah said to Samson, Hitherto you have mocked me, and told me lies: tell me with which you might be bound. He said to her, If you WEAVE the seven locks of my head..

And God has given those who weave wisdom.... check out this script

Exodus 35:35
He has filled them with wisdom of heart... and of the WEAVER, even of those who do any workmanship, and of those who make skillful works.

So Fam, as you can see- those who support weaves and wear weaves are simply trying to be biblical Christians:wink: lol

Now that's an exegesis!!!



Repent sister for blatantly swisting scripture lol .......Samson was born with HAIR...REAL HAIR..... Samson did not have Delilah sew a piece on the back of his neck.....That my sister is witchcraft LOL repent now openly and do not lead your sisters down the path of the ungodly hair piece ever again.......Turn before the hand of GOD kindles against you


Weave are done..........Face it, deal with, heat up you hot comb and get it poppin LOL.
LOL (One Love sis)

Nar

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 02:32 PM
Wow sis thanks sooo much for this comment. Now I'm still waiting for him to justify the SAGGG

Don't let satan use you....Repent LOL

Brinson
01-31-2008, 02:38 PM
you ever thought where is the factory that makes weave

Lee you should find it and call down fiyah on the factory!

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 02:46 PM
you ever thought where is the factory that makes weave

Lee you should find it and call down fiyah on the factory!

I hear the Lord in you young man....me and you need to GOD to Red China and shut them down LOL str8 head buttin people in Jesus name LOL

I'm just waiting for "open" repentance from the sistas of HCR.....all I hear is justification, and twisting of scripture......they need to get saved foreal!!!!!!!!! LOL Don't go in your prayer closet and repent ....Repent right here....make a vow to the Lord...but make sure you honor it because why would you want to anger the Lord and he consume the little hair you have left LOL.......Don't let the Lord send the Locust to come and live in your joint LOLOLOLOL.




Lee

JARZJR
01-31-2008, 03:36 PM
I hear the Lord in you young man....me and you need to GOD to Red China and shut them down LOL str8 head buttin people in Jesus name LOL

I'm just waiting for "open" repentance from the sistas of HCR.....all I hear is justification, and twisting of scripture......they need to get saved foreal!!!!!!!!! LOL Don't go in your prayer closet and repent ....Repent right here....make a vow to the Lord...but make sure you honor it because why would you want to anger the Lord and he consume the little hair you have left LOL.......Don't let the Lord send the Locust to come and live in your joint LOLOLOLOL.




Lee

you got me rollin' over here, man... :biglaugh:

elboogietheservant
01-31-2008, 04:32 PM
Repent sister for blatantly swisting scripture lol .......Samson was born with HAIR...REAL HAIR..... Samson did not have Delilah sew a piece on the back of his neck.....That my sister is witchcraft LOL repent now openly and do not lead your sisters down the path of the ungodly hair piece ever again.......Turn before the hand of GOD kindles against you


Weave are done..........Face it, deal with, heat up you hot comb and get it poppin LOL.
LOL (One Love sis)

Nar

Was it Samson's Real Hair!!!... hmmmm, I don't know..:mask:. I think that's one of those things that we can disagree but not divide over! lololololol

I still need bruthas to scripturally support the penguin look... now that's an abomination!!!! ...LOL

mgz
01-31-2008, 04:38 PM
I still need bruthas to scripturally support the penguin look... now that's an abomination!!!! ...LOL


hahahaha!! I just got a visual...I actually don't mind it, as long as it's not the super skinny jeans that are really tight and they're still trying to sag...just take my word for it, you don't want to see it!

chngdwumn
01-31-2008, 06:22 PM
hahahaha!! I just got a visual...I actually don't mind it, as long as it's not the super skinny jeans that are really tight and they're still trying to sag...just take my word for it, you don't want to see it!

LOL- ME 2 LOL-

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 06:40 PM
Yall sistas need Jesus...Go over there to the Sag post with that mess...you know i got you corner with weave stuff...now yall want resort back...NO Repent!

Thats like the police running up on someone, and he screams out Lee, they got us LOL who you call us they got you" LOL (joke but no joke) LOL

And Again no razor was to touch samson hair so what could have got in there ...treebark..LOL no that was his hair....The Nazarite vow forbids any weave to enter in to his joint....and he was forbiden to drink alcohol so he could never hang out with chngdwnm LOLOLOL She got the Old English 800 demon LOLOL (P you started this)


Lee

enel
01-31-2008, 07:42 PM
I hear the Lord in you young man....me and you need to GOD to Red China and shut them down LOL str8 head buttin people in Jesus name LOL

On a side note...

I know of an evangelist who was in a church service once, and some overweight lady was biting some dudes hand and wouldn't let go, so he (the evangelist) went off WWF style in Jesus name. He ran down the isle screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" then jumped on her back and started smacking her in the head with a Bible (I hope it wasn't a hard cover) saying "IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" (true story)

Talk about loving folks with the love of Jesus...

souljah77
01-31-2008, 08:55 PM
I'd say burn all weaves, but that would stink too much.

Knyce924
01-31-2008, 10:01 PM
Lol *mike tyson voice*

This thread is just unbeweavable. I can't beweave the things people are saying. I say we all join hands and sing that ol' negro spiritual "Weave in the Water"




Ay yall are bananas 4real, had me dyin for a minute. That instructional video that nar posted was just wrong!..dag lol

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 10:58 PM
On a side note...

I know of an evangelist who was in a church service once, and some overweight lady was biting some dudes hand and wouldn't let go, so he (the evangelist) went off WWF style in Jesus name. He ran down the isle screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" then jumped on her back and started smacking her in the head with a Bible (I hope it wasn't a hard cover) saying "IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" (true story)

Talk about loving folks with the love of Jesus...

E....I would pay top dollar for that footage......I'll give you a hundred if you can find that....On a serious note .....stuff like that is why some saints believe the gifts are dead....Thats just just a shame LOLOL.......I pray she vomit that man's hand back.....LOL "that's demonic" LOL
No that .......Beelze-barian LOL

Lee

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 11:17 PM
Lol *mike tyson voice*





Ay yall are bananas 4real, had me dyin for a minute. That instructional video that nar posted was just wrong!..dag lol



Tell these sistas to repent ..... we got like 4 pages of replies and no Repentance!!! LOL See How prideful women can be ...caught in the act off weave-adultery and they still won't drop the the thread and glue.......that's just sad man...I'm starting to think GOD has harden their heart like pharaoh......."HCR sistas.....Let my brothers Go"......Before The Lord release the plagues on the back of yall buckshoots LOL. A word is establish by two or three witnesses....ten thousand HCR men said the same thing.......... LOL


LOL please sign here...you broods of viper.........make the way straight LOL

I Repent List (of those who have denied the truth and who have a covenant of wickedness with their hairdressers)


(Please sign here)


1____Chngwmn______________ (I had to help her repent) LOLOL

2__________________________

3__________________________

4__________________________

5__________________________

6__________________________

7__________________________

8__________________________

9__________________________

10_________________________

11_________________________

12_________________________

Come now sistas............come before the Lord closes the Arc door and yall perish in yall ways.....cooooooommmmmmeeee......come and repent lololol


If yall need more lines let me know cause there is a lot of yall who need Jesus and a comb.....coooommmmmeee.....just come........no more replies.....just come. LOLOLOLOL








Lee

nar8ta
01-31-2008, 11:19 PM
I'd say burn all weaves, but that would stink too much.

that must smell like the lake of fire........nasty!!!!God would hold us guilty of global warming lol


Lee

Rina_cz
02-01-2008, 04:11 AM
"fiyah bun"..how ironic when most cats afflicted by the weave demon in brooklyn..kill the "cogic weave bun"...LOL

Sis this here was funny to me. You do know that when he said 'bun' he meant burn right? LOL

A.K.
02-01-2008, 10:12 AM
On a side note...

I know of an evangelist who was in a church service once, and some overweight lady was biting some dudes hand and wouldn't let go, so he (the evangelist) went off WWF style in Jesus name. He ran down the isle screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" then jumped on her back and started smacking her in the head with a Bible (I hope it wasn't a hard cover) saying "IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" (true story)

Talk about loving folks with the love of Jesus...


LOOOL :biglaugh: this thread is too funny. Folks in the office looking at me like I've gone crazy HAHA!

Good post Nar!

chngdwumn
02-01-2008, 10:40 AM
Tell these sistas to repent ..... we got like 4 pages of replies and no Repentance!!! LOL See How prideful women can be ...caught in the act off weave-adultery and they still won't drop the the thread and glue.......that's just sad man...I'm starting to think GOD has harden their heart like pharaoh......."HCR sistas.....Let my brothers Go"......Before The Lord release the plagues on the back of yall buckshoots LOL. A word is establish by two or three witnesses....ten thousand HCR men said the same thing.......... LOL


LOL please sign here...you broods of viper.........make the way straight LOL

I Repent List (of those who have denied the truth and who have a covenant of wickedness with their hairdressers)


(Please sign here)


1____Chngwmn______________ (I had to help her repent) LOLOL

2__________________________

3__________________________

4__________________________

5__________________________

6__________________________

7__________________________

8__________________________

9__________________________

10_________________________

11_________________________

12_________________________

Come now sistas............come before the Lord closes the Arc door and yall perish in yall ways.....cooooooommmmmmeeee......come and repent lololol


If yall need more lines let me know cause there is a lot of yall who need Jesus and a comb.....coooommmmmeee.....just come........no more replies.....just come. LOLOLOLOL








Lee

MMMM, SHUT YA FACE LEE---GIVE IT UP IT AIN'T HAPPENIN- NOW GO PULL UP YA PANT , GO OUTSIDE & CHECK TIRES,LOLOLOLOL

nar8ta
02-01-2008, 01:40 PM
MMMM, SHUT YA FACE LEE---GIVE IT UP IT AIN'T HAPPENIN- NOW GO PULL UP YA PANT , GO OUTSIDE & CHECK TIRES,LOLOLOLOL

LOL eeeeeemmmmmmmm...... The children of this world love the darkness lol look at how she talks to her brother....repent right ...I said right.... not tommorrow...right now LOL and if you touch my car ....don't let me drop this cross sista...I'll tighten you up in Jesus name and call it the Judgement of the Lord LOL.....

I'm done here .....the Lord has not granted you repentance....he has harden your heart.... keep your weave for now ....... But remember you will have to give an account... for using GOD's money on horse products..... you need to get saved lolololol


Lee

BlackCalvinist
02-01-2008, 06:57 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! what was that?!?!?! Is that how Baltimore gets down...y'all killing me LOL

Oh
my
ham sandwiches!!!

I haven't seen this commercial in DECADES!!! :biglaugh:

That joint is STRAIGHT 1979-1982.... we didn't even break into separate area codes yet.

WOW.

mr808
02-02-2008, 10:51 PM
This topic is on some Dave Slayer mess.