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Jeffr0cks
07-24-2007, 04:52 PM
bored here at work.. just doing a bunch of backing up of the server so its gonna be a while. Anyone got any good jokes?

I don't know if this is bad hermeneutics, but I don't believe that there are women in Heaven per Revelations 8:1

1 When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. :wubclub: :jiggy:

BOOM! Tough Actn' Tinactin!!

CHEMAelMC
07-24-2007, 04:56 PM
bored here at work.. just doing a bunch of backing up of the server so its gonna be a while. Anyone got any good jokes?

I don't know if this is bad hermeneutics, but I don't believe that there are women in Heaven per Revelations 8:1

1 When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. :wubclub: :jiggy:

BOOM! Tough Actn' Tinactin!!

Was that a joke??...:SLEEP: ...LOL...

you gotta come up with a new one, you've already posted that one...

Jeffr0cks
07-24-2007, 04:58 PM
Was that a joke??...:SLEEP: ...LOL...

you gotta come up with a new one, you've already posted that one...

ok ok..

Bondservant.

Bahhhahahahahaha!! :spinny:

CHEMAelMC
07-24-2007, 05:06 PM
ok ok..

Bondservant.

Bahhhahahahahaha!! :spinny:

I ain't got a joke, but I got this song written by you and me:

Ayo my name is Jolene/
you know what we mean/
Once I step on the scene/
I'm gonna shout and scream/
"I have a weddin' ring"/
I might be over-aged/
but now I'm engaged/
and my fiance/
is the man named Tony Stone/
yeap, he's on the beat, I'm on the microphone/
and our marriage will be a long laster/
oh I can't forget...... WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA...

[Scratch] Jo-Jolene-Jo-Jo-Jolene... Jo-Jolene-Jo-Jo-Jolene
--C.H.E.M.A. the M.C. and DJ Jeffy Jeff

BondServant
07-24-2007, 05:09 PM
ok ok..

Bondservant.

Bahhhahahahahaha!! :spinny:

ummm :wideeyed:

Jeffr0cks
07-24-2007, 05:12 PM
I ain't got a joke, but I got this song written by you and me:

Ayo my name is Jolene/
you know what we mean/
Once I step on the scene/
I'm gonna shout and scream/
"I have a weddin' ring"/
I might be over-aged/
but now I'm engaged/
and my fiance/
is the man named Tony Stone/
yeap, he's on the beat, I'm on the microphone/
and our marriage will be a long laster/
oh I can't forget...... WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA...

[Scratch] Jo-Jolene-Jo-Jo-Jolene... Jo-Jolene-Jo-Jo-Jolene
--C.H.E.M.A. the M.C. and DJ Jeffy Jeff

hahaha this guy...

BondServant
07-24-2007, 05:14 PM
I ain't got a joke, but I got this song written by you and me:

Ayo my name is Jolene/
you know what we mean/
Once I step on the scene/
I'm gonna shout and scream/
"I have a weddin' ring"/
I might be over-aged/
but now I'm engaged/
and my fiance/
is the man named Tony Stone/
yeap, he's on the beat, I'm on the microphone/
and our marriage will be a long laster/
oh I can't forget...... WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA
WAY OF THE MASTA WAY OF THE MASTA...

[Scratch] Jo-Jolene-Jo-Jo-Jolene... Jo-Jolene-Jo-Jo-Jolene
--C.H.E.M.A. the M.C. and DJ Jeffy Jeff


So Jolene is over-aged now? I'm telling.

Jeffr0cks
07-24-2007, 05:15 PM
ummm :wideeyed:

i just find u funny at times :wub:

CLER
07-24-2007, 05:17 PM
i just find u funny at times :wub:

you do? i'm scared of BondServant, i got more scared when he changed his avatar

BondServant
07-24-2007, 05:18 PM
i just find u funny at times :wub:

Wait a minute. You're trying to be slick. He said your joke was corny, and you responded with "ok ok Bondservant". That means you think my jokes are corny.

Okay, I got you, you and CLER. I got the both of yous.

BondServant
07-24-2007, 05:19 PM
you do? i'm scared of BondServant, i got more scared when he changed his avatar

Naw, don't try to win me with your cunning, I gots the both yous. Watch out.

Dominus sanctus fam...Dominus sanctus

CHEMAelMC
07-24-2007, 05:20 PM
So Jolene is over-aged now? I'm telling.

yo, I needed something to rhyme with "engaged"... but don't tell her please!! :unsure:

CHEMAelMC
07-24-2007, 05:25 PM
Yo, Jeff, this dude said Filipinos and Mexicans look alike and he can't tell the difference:

no offense but sometimes i cant tell the diff between mexicans and filipino to me they sometimes look alike
- irocc
do I look Filipino??

Jeffr0cks
07-24-2007, 05:26 PM
hahahaha CHEMA!! you noob! ROFL!!