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The_Expositor
12-15-2006, 03:42 PM
Fam:

This is something I received in my email box today, from a dude named T.Whyman (iamthewhyman@gmail.com)....


Holiday Greetings

For My Liberal "Politically Correct" Friends

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this nation great. Not to imply that this nation is necessarily greater than any other country. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wish.

For My Conservative "Factually Correct" Friends

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and GOD Be With You!

eternal
12-15-2006, 03:44 PM
Straw men are always the funniest when they get knocked down.


Fam:

This is something I received in my email box today, from a dude named T.Whyman (iamthewhyman@gmail.com)....


Holiday Greetings

For My Liberal "Politically Correct" Friends

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this nation great. Not to imply that this nation is necessarily greater than any other country. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wish.

For My Conservative "Factually Correct" Friends

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and GOD Be With You!

The_Expositor
12-15-2006, 03:52 PM
Straw men are always the funniest when they get knocked down.

Please explain, brother.

eternal
12-15-2006, 03:58 PM
The letter is largely a hyperbolic parody of conservative characterizations of liberals and so called PC "rules."

Rikki
12-15-2006, 04:00 PM
I love it!:D

The_Expositor
12-15-2006, 04:01 PM
I love it!:D

Most will, except for liberals

KFB
12-15-2006, 04:09 PM
Most will, except for liberals
smh:(

Lynaz24
12-15-2006, 04:13 PM
Fam:

This is something I received in my email box today, from a dude named T.Whyman (iamthewhyman@gmail.com)....


Holiday Greetings

For My Liberal "Politically Correct" Friends

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this nation great. Not to imply that this nation is necessarily greater than any other country. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wish.

For My Conservative "Factually Correct" Friends

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and GOD Be With You!

That's funny..Must have taken alot of time to construct..I would be like Hey, I would rather take the heat for saying Jesus Is Lord, then to sit down and actually write that out..lol...its very clever though

eternal
12-15-2006, 05:29 PM
smh:(

Rush Limbaugh knows more about your beliefs than you do.

KFB
12-15-2006, 05:44 PM
Rush Limbaugh knows more about your beliefs than you do.
:confused:

Rina_cz
12-16-2006, 01:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh knows more about your beliefs than you do.


:confused:

Ditto Confused.



I thought it was funny. I actually got it in a newsletter.