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3SpiritsEM
10-23-2006, 03:27 PM
If we could choose who got pregnant in the marriage how many men on here would try it?

In all honestly, if it was just for one month for the baby to be born and it was during the baseball season I値l probably do one child. :rolleyes:

Danielle
10-23-2006, 03:29 PM
that's an easy question, men couldn't even handle it. I have known thugs to cry when they had a stomack ache, so of course men coulnd't handle the pains of childbearing.

Single Eye
10-23-2006, 03:29 PM
If we could choose who got pregnant in the marriage how many men on here would try it?

In all honestly, if it was just for one month for the baby to be born and it was during the baseball season I値l probably do one child. :rolleyes:



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL......Nuff said. :D

Quiet storm
10-23-2006, 03:30 PM
If we could choose who got pregnant in the marriage how many men on here would try it?

In all honestly, if it was just for one month for the baby to be born and it was during the baseball season I値l probably do one child. :rolleyes:


Not me cause ummmm where would the child come out of? :eek:

lisajames96
10-23-2006, 03:31 PM
Not me cause ummmm where would the child come out of? :eek:

Tha Lord can make a way outta no way:D

TrueConvert
10-23-2006, 03:31 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

LeethalOne
10-23-2006, 03:31 PM
Not me cause ummmm where would the child come out of? :eek:

Umm C section... duh... lol
For my wife's sake yes I would be willing. matter of fact she said that is the only way we would have another... ha ha ha

ctide
10-23-2006, 03:31 PM
this definately falls into that "you must be board" category of threads

ctide
10-23-2006, 03:32 PM
Umm C section... duh... lol
For my wife's sake yes I would be willing.

not me, eve ate the fruit first right?

lisajames96
10-23-2006, 03:32 PM
If we could choose who got pregnant in the marriage how many men on here would try it?

In all honestly, if it was just for one month for the baby to be born and it was during the baseball season I値l probably do one child. :rolleyes:

Your a guy?...

Single Eye
10-23-2006, 03:32 PM
Tha Lord can make a way outta no way:D


LOLOLOL! :D :D

KPfaREAL
10-23-2006, 03:32 PM
I'd do it, being pregnant aint all women make it out to be. Matter of fact, give me twins.

Single Eye
10-23-2006, 03:34 PM
I'd do it, being pregnant aint all women make it out to be. Matter of fact, give me twins.

UT OH... *Getting ready for all my sisters to gang up*

Danielle
10-23-2006, 03:35 PM
Tha Lord can make a way outta no way:D


lol, good one lisa:D

LENZ_1
10-23-2006, 03:35 PM
that's an easy question, men couldn't even handle it. I have known thugs to cry when they had a stomack ache, so of course men coulnd't handle the pains of childbearing.

And women can't handle what men have to. We're made for specific reasons and we can't take the place of each other. Now, I could probably carry a child for 9 months. I aint worried about gettin big, I can carry a lot of weight, for a long time, It'd be interesting, and I eat a bunch of random crap anyway. Only thing is, I AINT POPPIN IT OUT!!! You can forget that. I know where it'd come from, and I aint pleased.

lisajames96
10-23-2006, 03:38 PM
UT OH... *Getting ready for all my sisters to gang up*

Naw he ok, he's got a real soldier for a wife, so she making it seem easy..you go girl!

LENZ_1
10-23-2006, 03:38 PM
Matter of fact... what's the deal with you women always complaining to your children about carrying them for 9 months? I mean 9 MONTHS?! 1 CHILD?! I haul off and say some stuff like "How dare you sass me, boy?! I carried you AND about 3 million of your brother's and sisters my whole life!"

KPfaREAL
10-23-2006, 03:38 PM
Only thing is, I AINT POPPIN IT OUT!!! You can forget that. I know where it'd come from, and I aint pleased.

Wouldn't be a problem for... wait, christian board. Sorry.

Danielle
10-23-2006, 03:40 PM
UT OH... *Getting ready for all my sisters to gang up*


lol, give him a rope he'll hang himself:rolleyes:

Shirverlion
10-23-2006, 03:41 PM
Would I get the same hormonal mood swings that come with it? If so, no. If not why not? I'd do it just to prove to women that it ain't all that bad. Plus, what hole would this baby come out of? Would it be a C-section? Too many things to consider... naaaw, I'll pass.

3SpiritsEM
10-23-2006, 03:51 PM
Your a guy?...

Yeah, but I believe you girls pretend like your pain just to get a little more attention. :D

lisajames96
10-23-2006, 03:51 PM
Would I get the same hormonal mood swings that come with it? If so, no. If not why not? I'd do it just to prove to women that it ain't all that bad. Plus, what hole would this baby come out of? Would it be a C-section? Too many things to consider... naaaw, I'll pass.

c sections are worse than natural opening birth:rolleyes: ...why yall want to have it cut out?...lol...you know they cut through muscle too...

LENZ_1
10-23-2006, 04:14 PM
c sections are worse than natural opening birth:rolleyes: ...why yall want to have it cut out?...lol...you know they cut through muscle too...

WHAT?! And mess up the six pack? I'm good.

NinaNeen
10-23-2006, 04:15 PM
::scratches head:: what kind of QUESTION is this???? :confused: lol

jeyjey34
10-23-2006, 04:21 PM
Anybody remember that episode on the Cosby Show where the men were having babies?

HULARIOUS!!!!! :D

Danielle
10-23-2006, 04:24 PM
Anybody remember that episode on the Cosby Show where the men were having babies?

HULARIOUS!!!!! :D


yeah, and they gave birth to sub sandwiches and corvets, and sailboats, it was funny.

LENZ_1
10-23-2006, 04:54 PM
HA HA HA HA HA ! Remember when they were exersizing?

simplyG
10-23-2006, 05:22 PM
Not me, not ever.

Live@Baruch
10-23-2006, 05:25 PM
hmmm HECK NO

LeethalOne
10-23-2006, 06:19 PM
:confused:
c sections are worse than natural opening birth:rolleyes: ...why yall want to have it cut out?...lol...you know they cut through muscle too...

Cause I'm not genetically predisposed to have a birth Canal (please forgive me if this offends anyone..)
:confused:

kingsman2ki
10-23-2006, 06:32 PM
Man....

If men were able to have children, I would have had 16 children before i got married and another 11 afterward....

Thank God for Salvation....


I was a dirtbag b4 Salvation....

Quiet storm
10-23-2006, 06:34 PM
I wonder how many women would leave their boyfriend if he got pregnant. :)

invisible man
10-23-2006, 07:12 PM
If a man was meant to have babies he would be born a woman. Lol! To answer your question.



Not me playa!

savedbygracealone
10-23-2006, 07:18 PM
I wonder how many women would leave their boyfriend if he got pregnant. :)
lol

BigJust
10-23-2006, 07:19 PM
paaainn

Enlighten
10-23-2006, 07:22 PM
I dont know, I dont I could deal my mindstate being alter I'm crazy enough already my wife may not wanna deal with me pregnant.

jeremy lopez
10-23-2006, 07:22 PM
never ever ever! its to weird for my mind to grasp. :p

dremarshall
10-23-2006, 07:36 PM
http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/3112/menpregnancynn2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

jeyjey34
07-28-2008, 12:22 AM
THIS IS A CLASSIC THREAD RIGHT HERE! :biggrin:

Tarii_2sweet
07-28-2008, 01:36 PM
Women should be crowned in heaven for everything we have to go through like child birth.

phil
07-28-2008, 02:55 PM
Not me cause ummmm where would the child come out of? :eek:

Mark 10:25 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=48&chapter=10&verse=25&version=31&context=verse)

no-homo

jeyjey34
07-28-2008, 04:46 PM
Mark 10:25 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=48&chapter=10&verse=25&version=31&context=verse)

no-homo

What's up with all of this "no-homo" stuff?

CHEMAelMC
07-28-2008, 05:03 PM
MANNNNNNNNN!.. you had me saying "wow, Danielle started posting again.. wow, Shirverlion has come back, also Jeremy_Lopez!!".. then, I looked at the dates..

jeyjey34
07-28-2008, 06:02 PM
MANNNNNNNNN!.. you had me saying "wow, Danielle started posting again.. wow, Shirverlion has come back, also Jeremy_Lopez!!".. then, I looked at the dates..

lol GOTCHA! :wink:

Yeah, there are several people that haven't been on HCR in a long time. Maybe they have just grown tired of it or just haven't had time.

d.hyde
04-29-2009, 06:21 PM
I wouldnt

naijagirl
04-29-2009, 06:26 PM
I wouldnt
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuulprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrit!!!!!!
:policeman:

mgz
04-29-2009, 06:26 PM
d.hyde "the resurrector"

thanks for this one, though...pretty funny

mgz
04-29-2009, 06:27 PM
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuulprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrit!!!!!!
:policeman:

get him, naijagirl!...I tried to warn him, he wouldn't listen to reason :daydreaming:

d.hyde
04-29-2009, 06:27 PM
I mean thats just nasty

mgz
04-29-2009, 06:28 PM
I mean thats just nasty

let's keep it moving folks, nothing to see here! :policeman: LOL

iron_jae
04-29-2009, 06:50 PM
i would seriously consider adoption...

jeyjey34
05-02-2009, 02:00 PM
http://jsimonwebdesigns.com/random_pics/cliff_pregnant.gif

Church Boy
05-03-2009, 02:09 PM
Not a single man would give birth. God made us men because he knew that if we had been born as women the human race would die out.

There's a reason why God made women and gave them the childbearing responibilities. Adam was created as an adult but that just means he was a big baby, and every man since Adam has been and will be big babies. Morning sickness and labor pains would kill us.